indecent proposal

last nite, instead of being productive and working on my menu for an upcoming business meeting, i spent it playing indecent proposal with a friend of mine...to protect his identity, let's call him "A"...

so the conversation began about how he was saying how he was like robert redford from indecent proposal...since i've never seen the movie, the question he posed to me was...would u sleep with someone for a million dollars?

so followed is our facebook chat conversation after he poses the question:


9:56pm Lo
i'll do it for $20. that would cover my taxi cab ride back home, right? actually, it depends...is the guy cute?

9:56pm A
yes. well, he's professional and clean
liek robert redford
might be a little older
be honest

9:57pm Lo
hmmm...if he's older, maybe i'll charge another $5
seriously...honestly...hmmm
i actually wouldn't
actually, am i married or just in a relationship?

9:58pm A
i think it means you're married for say a few weeks
1 million dollars. no strings attached.

9:58pm Lo
this is a toughie
dude...u know if a guy is gonna pay a million dollars for me, he's obviously gonna fall in love with me

9:59pm A
doesn't matter. he'll move on.

9:59pm Lo
okay..no strings attached..
honestly, i wouldn't do it

9:59pm A
just sex. he'll be respectful and polite

9:59pm Lo
i know...i'm lame

10:00pm A
you're not lame.

10:00pm Lo
i'd rather be the one paying someone for sex

*****

so i ask my fiance if he would be okay if someone paid him a million dollars to sleep with me for one night...and he's like, "no." i was like, don't be stupid...it's a fucking million dollars!!!

and he's like, "well, if some girl wanted to sleep with me for $10, would u let that happen?" i was like, "hell yes...it's $10, right? i'd let her have u for $5" and then he gets upset with me and hurt that i can easily give him away...haha...

my fiance then tells me that if i sold him for $5, it wouldn't be an indecent proposal but rather, a "casual transaction"...which of course causes me to bust out laughing...

so onto more serious stuff...i've got this business meeting tonite which i'm totally psyched about...it has to do with food and stuff...

oh yeah, my gf [let's call her J] tells me my ex contacted her [whom he hasn't even spoken to in like a year] several days ago inquiring her about "jewelry"...i found it odd cause when i was dating him, he didn't even like her [actually, he didn't like any of my friends cause he's a douchebag...btw...that's a red flag if a guy you're dating tries to keep you away from your friends]...but honestly, i know he only contacted her to like subliminally send me a message that he's prolly looking for a ring to propose to his girlfriend...so J tells me she didn't want to tell me cause she was afraid i'd hurt and i'm like, honestly, i'm happy that he has found someone who can tolerate his ass...i'm utterly happy to finally get out of that relationship...i swear, my ex was perfect on paper but being with him was a nightmare...and i'm sure he'll say the same about me...i told J that if i had wanted to be with him, i for one, wouldn't have been cheating on him nor would i have been such a bitch to him...i stuck around despite him being physically and verbally abusive cause he did have a good side to him sometimes but at the end of the day, i was over it...i honestly think we broke up like every other day...it was one of those insane relationships and in looking back, i have no idea why i even allowed myself to be with someone like him...actually, i know why...cause i was busy playing love games with my ex ex and after it was all over, i was in these stupid relationships cause i was beyond needy and was willing to date anyone who wanted to be with me...i know...i'm lame...oh wells...so i basically told J that i really hope he treats his current gf well and i really hope they're happy together...i'm just glad he's out of my life and honestly, i think my last relationship is the only relationship i've had where i wished it never happened...but what i've learned from being with the ex is that money doesn't make u happy...it just buys u crap u don't need...and if anything, it allowed me to look at my best friend [aka my fiance] and for the first time in the five years that we've been friends and realize how immensely awesome he is...like he doesn't have to buy me crap to make me happy or take me anywhere fabulous like my past bfs...rather, our greatest moments are just anytime we get to spend together...i know..utterly cheesy...okay...i'll stop...i'm making myself wanna barf...

i better go take my shower and get ready for my business meeting...this meeting may potentially change my life...wish me luck!!! xoxo...