spending today trying to organize and clean and be somewhat productive...so i'm at home, cause it's friday...i don't work fridays and enjoy my fridays running errands or basically doing not much...
anyway, i'm listening to the cure right now...i swear, they never get old...listening to "just like heaven"...anyway, so i'm trying to clean...my wardrobe consists of a white t-shirt and granny panties...i like to look like a hot mess while cleaning at home...i figured, the less clothes i have on, the less dust can get on it...i finally figured how to dump the stuff from the vacuum cleaner thing a majig...i've been using the vacuum cleaner for a month and had no idea how to get rid of the stuff in there...i seriously had to call my bf yesterday and was like, "hey...how do i get rid of that shit that's in the vacuum cleaner...is there like a button or something?" he's like, "yeah, it's in the back and u take out the filter...blah blah blah." and i'm like, "oh...okay...i'm sure i'll figure it out...i am somewhat college educated...i'm sure i can figure it out." and lo and behold, i did!!! quite proud of myself...
so now duffy is playing...the song is called "serious" i think...it's sooo damn good..."can we ever be serious? seriously in love?"
okay, back to my day...so i marinated some chicken for this lemongrass chicken stew i'm gonna make for the first time in the crockpot...hopefully it comes out good or even if it doesn't, i know my bf is just gonna pretend it's good so i don't have like a shit fit...
oh yeah, back to the title of my blog...i swear, i have a serious case of ADD today...so yesterday, i tell my bf i want a leica camera and he needs to order it for me, like STAT...he's like, "why can't u just get the nikon cause it's cheaper." and i'm like, "cause leica is the creme de la creme of cameras." and he's like, "do u really need a leica? isn't it the same function?" and i'm like, "probably but it's like the difference between getting a porshe carrera 9-1-1 and a poor man's porshe...yes both cars get u to point A to point B but one just looks better." anyway, so he's like, "if i get u this camera, are u actually gonna use it?" i mean, i swear, why does he asks me such silly questions? so i'm like, "i swear, i'll use the camera every day...i sooo want it...like if i get the camera, i'll start hitting photography classes." and he's like, "if i get the camera, will u shoot pics with me on the weekends?" and i'm like, "why would i want to shoot with u? i wanna shoot with a professional photographer...u can join us." he's like, "dammit." and i'm like, "just joshing u...u can join us."
anyway, long story short, i ended up feeling guilty for wanting something obnoxiously expensive since he's already taking me to hawaii for my bday so i've decided to get my bf the camera for our 6 month anniversary present instead of him getting it for me...i figured it's a win win situation...okay, i'm not gonna get him a leica cause i can't afford it but probably some cheaper digital SLR camera cause i want a camera...and by saying it's for him, he'll think i'm the best gf ever and i'm happy cause he's getting something that i'm totally gonna use...i know, i'm a fucking genius...
i mean, the thing i find funny about my bf is that before he gets me anything, he always asks me, "is this something u need?" and i'm always like, "of course i don't need it...it's that i WANT it!!!"
anyway, i better stop blogging and get back to being somewhat productive...can't wait for the bf to get back tonite...we'll be busy eating lemongrass chicken, him staring at me cause i'm such a disaster, and probably watching howie do it...i know, don't be all jealous cause it's like the most romantic nite like ever...haha...xoox...
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
25 Random Things About Me
so on facebook, i was tagged to write 25 random things about me...
Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.
(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)
so here goes:
1. i'd like to publish a book.
2. i hate people who are constantly nice.
3. currently obsessed with adele's "tired."
4. not looking forward to turning 30...i feel like i won't get away with being a spaz as much.
5. i've never had my heart broken...okay, i lied...it happened once when i was 17 and he didn't officially break up with me...he just never called me back [does that mean we're still together?] haha...actually, that guy and i never even dated...damn it...that doesn't even count...i pined over him for like 3 months and then was over it.
6. i love babies...especially cute ones.
7. i'd like to have a baby...and just ONE.
8. i fear looking like crap after having a baby.
9. i regret my first marriage.
10. i wish i had the guts to go to art school vs. ucla.
11. i'm incredibly materialistic and shallow.
12. i hate douchebags.
13. i hate number 13 and black cats.
14. i'm a douchebag sometimes.
15. my favorite color is pink.
16. i'm in love with my best friend.
17. i love photography, hole-in-the-wall restaurants, cooking and baking, and my louis vuitton bag.
18. i love napoleon dynamite because i can relate to napoleon.
19. i love indie music.
20. i sometimes wonder if i made the right decision in NOT going to grad school...
21. ever since my divorce, i've lived my life my way which means doing whatever the hell i want, even if it means eating doritos and having an iced tea for dinner...yes, i'm crazy like that.
22. i love gossip girl.
23. i don't want to be insanely rich or famous...i think it would turn me into a bigger diva than i already pretend i am.
23. i've never smoked pot or done drugs cause i know i have an addictive personality.
24. i wish i was taller.
25. i can't live without my daily fix of iced tea, clean underwear, and my glasses.
xoxo...
Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.
(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)
so here goes:
1. i'd like to publish a book.
2. i hate people who are constantly nice.
3. currently obsessed with adele's "tired."
4. not looking forward to turning 30...i feel like i won't get away with being a spaz as much.
5. i've never had my heart broken...okay, i lied...it happened once when i was 17 and he didn't officially break up with me...he just never called me back [does that mean we're still together?] haha...actually, that guy and i never even dated...damn it...that doesn't even count...i pined over him for like 3 months and then was over it.
6. i love babies...especially cute ones.
7. i'd like to have a baby...and just ONE.
8. i fear looking like crap after having a baby.
9. i regret my first marriage.
10. i wish i had the guts to go to art school vs. ucla.
11. i'm incredibly materialistic and shallow.
12. i hate douchebags.
13. i hate number 13 and black cats.
14. i'm a douchebag sometimes.
15. my favorite color is pink.
16. i'm in love with my best friend.
17. i love photography, hole-in-the-wall restaurants, cooking and baking, and my louis vuitton bag.
18. i love napoleon dynamite because i can relate to napoleon.
19. i love indie music.
20. i sometimes wonder if i made the right decision in NOT going to grad school...
21. ever since my divorce, i've lived my life my way which means doing whatever the hell i want, even if it means eating doritos and having an iced tea for dinner...yes, i'm crazy like that.
22. i love gossip girl.
23. i don't want to be insanely rich or famous...i think it would turn me into a bigger diva than i already pretend i am.
23. i've never smoked pot or done drugs cause i know i have an addictive personality.
24. i wish i was taller.
25. i can't live without my daily fix of iced tea, clean underwear, and my glasses.
xoxo...
Thursday, January 22, 2009
planning my make believe wedding
so yesterday, i was driving home from work and i saw this bridal store with this sign that said "75% off inventory" and i'm like, wtf? i totally need to check it out and get myself a wedding dress...okay...so no, i am NOT engaged but i know it's gonna happen like soon. how do i know that you may ask...well, i can feel it in my bones...besides, i've told my bf i wanna get married like STAT so i figured, if u wish it, it will happen...besides, he knows i've been wanting to get married since forever...it's a lifelong dream and passion of mine...haha..
anyway, i enter this bridal dress store and it's filled with the ugliest dresses i have ever seen...the dresses are like white and puffy which makes me want to throw up...the sales lady finally helps me find one that is somewhat bearable...it's strapless, lacey, and NOT PUFFY...i do not want to look like an asian princess on my wedding day [which i hope will come one day]...
so the sales lady and i had a conversation and it went something like this:
sales lady: so when is your wedding date?
Lo: uh...we haven't set a date yet.
sales lady: is it going to be this year?
Lo: no.
sales lady: next year?
Lo: i told u, i don't know.
sales lady: when did he propose?
Lo: i don't even want to talk about it.
i mean, i should have just lied and threw out a date vs. looking like some crazy sad girl who is looking at wedding dresses although she's not getting married [yet]...
Lo: can u just tell me how much this dress is?
sales lady: i can give it to u for $500...
Lo: $500??? but it's a size 8 and i'm a size 0.
sales lady: i can throw in free alterations for you. i mean, if u want me to order u a new one, it's gonna cost $150 more.
Lo: what? $650? it's not in my budget...oh wells.
sales lady: u wanna try it on?
since i figured i was already there, i figured why not...
Lo: sure.
so we go into the room and she wants to put the dress on for me and i'm like, "whoa lady...i gotta dress myself. i'm uncomfortable with people seeing me naked." the reason why i didn't want her to see me in my undies was cause i was wearing this thick ass maxi pad and that's not cool or cute to look at...yes, i'm a total disaster and a crazy mess...
anyway, i try on the dress and it doesn't look bad...i mean, 5 bills for a wedding dress is quite cheap but since i didn't crazy love it, i put it back...
the lady tries to show me more dresses but i am not paying $1000 for a dress...i mean, u wear the dress for a couple hours and then u never wear it again so i really can't justify paying that kind of money for it...besides, i think most wedding dresses are pretty ugly..so now i think i'm gonna be forced to just design my own wedding dress and have my mom sew it for me...
after that fiasco, i went home and made jello cause i was seriously craving jello...it's funny cause i rarely have food cravings but i've been craving jello, carl's jr. and doritos...i must be pregnant with jesus' baby...like seriously...
and then i grabbed sushi with a gf for dinner...i told her what my make believe wedding budget is and she gave me some locations i should look into...so now i'm gonna force my bf to check out wedding locations this weekend...i'm sure he'll be thrilled...like as thrilled as he'll be when he gets to watch "Bride Wars" starring Kate Hudson and Ann Hathaway with me this weekend...i swear, my bf is one really lucky guy!!! haha...xoxo...
anyway, i enter this bridal dress store and it's filled with the ugliest dresses i have ever seen...the dresses are like white and puffy which makes me want to throw up...the sales lady finally helps me find one that is somewhat bearable...it's strapless, lacey, and NOT PUFFY...i do not want to look like an asian princess on my wedding day [which i hope will come one day]...
so the sales lady and i had a conversation and it went something like this:
sales lady: so when is your wedding date?
Lo: uh...we haven't set a date yet.
sales lady: is it going to be this year?
Lo: no.
sales lady: next year?
Lo: i told u, i don't know.
sales lady: when did he propose?
Lo: i don't even want to talk about it.
i mean, i should have just lied and threw out a date vs. looking like some crazy sad girl who is looking at wedding dresses although she's not getting married [yet]...
Lo: can u just tell me how much this dress is?
sales lady: i can give it to u for $500...
Lo: $500??? but it's a size 8 and i'm a size 0.
sales lady: i can throw in free alterations for you. i mean, if u want me to order u a new one, it's gonna cost $150 more.
Lo: what? $650? it's not in my budget...oh wells.
sales lady: u wanna try it on?
since i figured i was already there, i figured why not...
Lo: sure.
so we go into the room and she wants to put the dress on for me and i'm like, "whoa lady...i gotta dress myself. i'm uncomfortable with people seeing me naked." the reason why i didn't want her to see me in my undies was cause i was wearing this thick ass maxi pad and that's not cool or cute to look at...yes, i'm a total disaster and a crazy mess...
anyway, i try on the dress and it doesn't look bad...i mean, 5 bills for a wedding dress is quite cheap but since i didn't crazy love it, i put it back...
the lady tries to show me more dresses but i am not paying $1000 for a dress...i mean, u wear the dress for a couple hours and then u never wear it again so i really can't justify paying that kind of money for it...besides, i think most wedding dresses are pretty ugly..so now i think i'm gonna be forced to just design my own wedding dress and have my mom sew it for me...
after that fiasco, i went home and made jello cause i was seriously craving jello...it's funny cause i rarely have food cravings but i've been craving jello, carl's jr. and doritos...i must be pregnant with jesus' baby...like seriously...
and then i grabbed sushi with a gf for dinner...i told her what my make believe wedding budget is and she gave me some locations i should look into...so now i'm gonna force my bf to check out wedding locations this weekend...i'm sure he'll be thrilled...like as thrilled as he'll be when he gets to watch "Bride Wars" starring Kate Hudson and Ann Hathaway with me this weekend...i swear, my bf is one really lucky guy!!! haha...xoxo...
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
the most romantic plans ever for my 6th month anniversary with my boo
so my bf is in hotlanta and i'm going nuts without him...it's like chocolate doesn't taste as chocolatey and the sky isn't as blue and birds don't chirp as they should...
so anyway, he calls me after having dinner with his co-workers and boss and i'm like, "u know next month is our 6th month anniversary. can we get a steak dinner?" and he's like, "of course, anywhere you'd like." and i'm like, "i wanna go where guys go for steak dinners. and i wanna pay this time." and he's like, "you're not paying. i'll let u pay once u make more money than me. u wanna go to morton's?" and i'm like, "wtf? r we rich bitch? did we somehow just win the lottery??? i want CARL'S JR. put that steak sandwich in my belly." my bf starts laughing and is like, "r u serious?" and i'm like, "of course i'm serious...i love that stuff and u've been promising to take me there." i mean, the nerve of my bf...give a girl what she fucking wants...if she wants a steak dinner, give it to her!!!
btw...i was perusing his maxim magazine and in the magazine, there's this page where it tells guys what to get their gfs for valentine's day...basically, it tells the guy to spend $200 on chocolate fondue for his girl or like $200 for a pair of panties...i told my bf that if he were to spend that kind of money for my valentine's day present, i'd seriously go ballistic...like seriously, $200 for fancy chocolate fondue? just melt down a goddamn Hershey's bar in the microwave and i won't know the fucking difference...and $200 for panties? that money could like feed me for a year...like seriously...or $200 could buy me like 40 fancy steak dinners at Carl's Jr. i swear, we're in a fucking recession...trust me, i'm the girl who cherishes my la perla bra and panty set but during these economic times, it just feels sooo wrong...
okay...over it...time to finish reading his maxim magazine and go to bed...yes, the exciting life that i lead...xoxo...
so anyway, he calls me after having dinner with his co-workers and boss and i'm like, "u know next month is our 6th month anniversary. can we get a steak dinner?" and he's like, "of course, anywhere you'd like." and i'm like, "i wanna go where guys go for steak dinners. and i wanna pay this time." and he's like, "you're not paying. i'll let u pay once u make more money than me. u wanna go to morton's?" and i'm like, "wtf? r we rich bitch? did we somehow just win the lottery??? i want CARL'S JR. put that steak sandwich in my belly." my bf starts laughing and is like, "r u serious?" and i'm like, "of course i'm serious...i love that stuff and u've been promising to take me there." i mean, the nerve of my bf...give a girl what she fucking wants...if she wants a steak dinner, give it to her!!!
btw...i was perusing his maxim magazine and in the magazine, there's this page where it tells guys what to get their gfs for valentine's day...basically, it tells the guy to spend $200 on chocolate fondue for his girl or like $200 for a pair of panties...i told my bf that if he were to spend that kind of money for my valentine's day present, i'd seriously go ballistic...like seriously, $200 for fancy chocolate fondue? just melt down a goddamn Hershey's bar in the microwave and i won't know the fucking difference...and $200 for panties? that money could like feed me for a year...like seriously...or $200 could buy me like 40 fancy steak dinners at Carl's Jr. i swear, we're in a fucking recession...trust me, i'm the girl who cherishes my la perla bra and panty set but during these economic times, it just feels sooo wrong...
okay...over it...time to finish reading his maxim magazine and go to bed...yes, the exciting life that i lead...xoxo...
i hate u...yeah...u heard me...
obama is officially president today...that was quite exciting...okay...so now back to me...cause i'm an attention whore...but seriously, i'm psyched he's our president cause palin was pretty lame...
okay...now really back to me...
i've been listening to adele all day...the entire album is seriously good...
i went to work today despite having bad cramps...it seriously sucks being of the female species...
at work, this patient brought in her cute little 7 week year old baby...baby was sooo damn cute...she even let me carry the baby which was quite exciting...i love babies...like i like them sometimes more than i like chloe handbags...but only sometimes...
OMG...my sister and my bf is taking me to hawaii for my 30th birthday!!! how awesome is that? okay...the good news is that i get to hit hawaii for my birthday...the bad news is that now i have to seriously go on a diet...there is NO WAY i'm gonna look fat in a bikini...i seriously need to lose like 5 lbs. and if i do my job right, i should lose 10 lbs. so i can be like nicole richie skinny...that is gonna be soooo hot....sooo hot...
i also decided to call my ex ex bf today to tell him to stop calling me...and of course, i decide to do this while i'm at work...so i'm in my office and i call the douchebag or shall i say, Dr. Douchebag...here's how the call went:
Lo: hi...this is Lo. i need u to stop calling me.
Dr. Douchebag: i'm at work right now.
Lo: r u seeing a patient?
Dr. Douchebag: yeah.
[Lo...i'm like, why the fuck is he picking up his phone?]
Lo: well...i need u to seriously stop calling me.
[at this moment, my boss walks into my office to hand me some work so i'm like all quiet for a moment cause i don't want her to see me making a personal call while i'm supposed to be working.]
Dr. Douchebag: can i call u right back?
Lo: [in a panic cause my boss is standing in front of me] uh...yeah.
i hang up the phone....and then i'm like, wtf? i was supposed to say, "NO!!! No u can't call me back...you're NEVER supposed to call me like ever." so then since i didn't want him calling me back...i call him back which heads right into voicemail which is perfect cause i didn't want to talk to him...this was the message i left:
Lo: [to voicemail] yeah...it's me again...seeriously, please don't call me to say hi. don't call me to check up on me. i'm fine...seriously fine and happy. have a great life. bye.
He of course calls me back 5 minutes later. this is the continuation of our conversation:
Dr. Douchebag: why don't u want me calling u?
Lo: didn't u get my message?
Dr. Douchebag: yeah, i got the message. u said, don't call.
Lo: EXACTLY!!!
Dr. Douchebag: why don't u want me to call u? why can't i talk to u once in a while? what's the harm?
Lo: i seriously just want u out of my life. i don't want to be friends. i'm over it. besides, if i don't want my current bf talking to his past girlfriends or girls that like him, i'm choosing to do the same. i'm actually respecting the person i'm with and i wish you'd respect my wishes. so this is it.
Dr. Douchebag: uh...okay.
[and then i hung up the phone]
so that was that...i swear, we broke up like over a year ago and it's been like the longest break up of all fucking break-ups...i guess that's the best part of my last relationship...my most recent ex, after our big FINAL break-up, we never spoke to each other...it seriously makes things easier...i'm quickly learning that u can never be friends with your exes...or why would u even choose to? i used to be able to be friends with my exes but now i realize, i prefer to keep my past in my past and seriously move on...besides, i would never want to do anything that would jeopardize my current relationship...it's like i'm actually ready to be in a relationship or something...to actually think about someone other than myself...
and OMG...last nite's episode of gossip girl was like sooo seriously HOT...and of course, i'm just referring to the hawtness that is chuck bass...the scene where he kick's his uncle's ass in the bathroom was beyond amazing...i love that boy...seriously love him...like love him more than he could ever know...like that kind of crazy love....haha...
tonite will be spent chilling out and reading my bf's maxim magazine...xoxo...
okay...now really back to me...
i've been listening to adele all day...the entire album is seriously good...
i went to work today despite having bad cramps...it seriously sucks being of the female species...
at work, this patient brought in her cute little 7 week year old baby...baby was sooo damn cute...she even let me carry the baby which was quite exciting...i love babies...like i like them sometimes more than i like chloe handbags...but only sometimes...
OMG...my sister and my bf is taking me to hawaii for my 30th birthday!!! how awesome is that? okay...the good news is that i get to hit hawaii for my birthday...the bad news is that now i have to seriously go on a diet...there is NO WAY i'm gonna look fat in a bikini...i seriously need to lose like 5 lbs. and if i do my job right, i should lose 10 lbs. so i can be like nicole richie skinny...that is gonna be soooo hot....sooo hot...
i also decided to call my ex ex bf today to tell him to stop calling me...and of course, i decide to do this while i'm at work...so i'm in my office and i call the douchebag or shall i say, Dr. Douchebag...here's how the call went:
Lo: hi...this is Lo. i need u to stop calling me.
Dr. Douchebag: i'm at work right now.
Lo: r u seeing a patient?
Dr. Douchebag: yeah.
[Lo...i'm like, why the fuck is he picking up his phone?]
Lo: well...i need u to seriously stop calling me.
[at this moment, my boss walks into my office to hand me some work so i'm like all quiet for a moment cause i don't want her to see me making a personal call while i'm supposed to be working.]
Dr. Douchebag: can i call u right back?
Lo: [in a panic cause my boss is standing in front of me] uh...yeah.
i hang up the phone....and then i'm like, wtf? i was supposed to say, "NO!!! No u can't call me back...you're NEVER supposed to call me like ever." so then since i didn't want him calling me back...i call him back which heads right into voicemail which is perfect cause i didn't want to talk to him...this was the message i left:
Lo: [to voicemail] yeah...it's me again...seeriously, please don't call me to say hi. don't call me to check up on me. i'm fine...seriously fine and happy. have a great life. bye.
He of course calls me back 5 minutes later. this is the continuation of our conversation:
Dr. Douchebag: why don't u want me calling u?
Lo: didn't u get my message?
Dr. Douchebag: yeah, i got the message. u said, don't call.
Lo: EXACTLY!!!
Dr. Douchebag: why don't u want me to call u? why can't i talk to u once in a while? what's the harm?
Lo: i seriously just want u out of my life. i don't want to be friends. i'm over it. besides, if i don't want my current bf talking to his past girlfriends or girls that like him, i'm choosing to do the same. i'm actually respecting the person i'm with and i wish you'd respect my wishes. so this is it.
Dr. Douchebag: uh...okay.
[and then i hung up the phone]
so that was that...i swear, we broke up like over a year ago and it's been like the longest break up of all fucking break-ups...i guess that's the best part of my last relationship...my most recent ex, after our big FINAL break-up, we never spoke to each other...it seriously makes things easier...i'm quickly learning that u can never be friends with your exes...or why would u even choose to? i used to be able to be friends with my exes but now i realize, i prefer to keep my past in my past and seriously move on...besides, i would never want to do anything that would jeopardize my current relationship...it's like i'm actually ready to be in a relationship or something...to actually think about someone other than myself...
and OMG...last nite's episode of gossip girl was like sooo seriously HOT...and of course, i'm just referring to the hawtness that is chuck bass...the scene where he kick's his uncle's ass in the bathroom was beyond amazing...i love that boy...seriously love him...like love him more than he could ever know...like that kind of crazy love....haha...
tonite will be spent chilling out and reading my bf's maxim magazine...xoxo...
Monday, January 19, 2009
the saddest story that i'll ever tell
last nite my girlfriends and my bf and i hit kress in hollywood for a gf's bday party...and this led to the saddest story that i'll ever tell...so here goes:
my gf was turning 30 so we decided to go clubbing for her bday...after countless debates as to which club to hit, we finally settled on kress cause my younger sister told me it was the place to be...so i'm like, "okay." one of my friends "F" knows the promoter so we were put on the guestlist...
okay...so last nite, i decide to give the bday girl a ride cause i know she's gonna drink so i figured we should carpool...i had three wardrobe changes cause i didn't have any skanky clubbing clothes so my nite was already not faring so well...so the bday girl arrives early and we hit CPK to get some food in her so she's not completely plastered after one drink...we get lettuce wraps cause that's one of the favorite things my bf likes to eat and she ordered dumplings which we had them panfry...we also made sure to get bread and lots of butter...i had one dumpling [cause i know i have to watch my figure] and one lettuce wrap...besides, i actually had dinner beforehand with my bf in which i cooked in a fabulous meal of ramen in a package and Campbell's Select Harvest Chicken Noodle soup...i know, i spoil him...anyway, back to the saddest story that was ever told...
so after dinner, we head off to Kress...we get there and pay $20 for parking...like seriously??? $20 for parking? that's total bullshit and reminds me why i hate hollywood....i mean, already, the story is getting sad...okay...so we get there like at 10:10 pm and there is this long ass line...like definitely over 200 people and i'm like, "hell no. i do NOT wait in lines." and so i head to the front of the line, and this douchebag is like, "u have to stand in line with everyone else." and i'm like, "but i'm on the guestlist...i know the promoter." and he's like, "everyone is on the guestlist." and i'm like, "this is total bullshit." i mean, it was gonna take an hour or two to get in and i don't have this kind of patience. so i'm like, "No." and start heading towards the front of the line where my friends are...and the douchebag gets security on my ass...part of me wanted to scream out, "DO U KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?" and hoping he doesn't question me cause seriously, if he really asked me who i am, my response would prolly have been, "uh...no one really important" and i would have to walk to the back of the line...anyway, at that very moment...SPOTTED...my gf T who just arrived and manages to waltz her way to the front...and i'm like screaming off the top of my lungs, "T...T, i'm right here...GET ME!!!" so she comes to me and tells me, "just walk to the front of the line" and i'm like, "This JERK won't let me," making sure that douchebag heard me...and so i start following T with my bf and the bday girl and the douchebag is like, "I'm not a JERK. i'm just doing my job." and i'm like, "you're a total jerk and leave me alone" and with a look of fierce determination, i managed to get to the front of the line in which i was handed tickets so i can skip the lines and get in free...cause obviously, that's how i roll...anyway, my bf didn't get a ticket right away so i was forced to wait for him inside the damn club for like 20 minutes which royally pissed me off...i knew i was in for like a really bad nite...oh yeah...my sisters and their friends also arrived so i had to bug my friends to hook them up...we were prolly driving the promoter seriously nuts...
anyway, we managed to get in, get our drinks, and finally got on the dance floor where my friends were hit up on by really young boys...i swear, those boys were seriously persistent...it was very endearing...btw...i fell of the bandwagon...i ended up having half of my bf's vodka/cranberry cause i was in such a shitty mood and had to have a drink...my gf was like, "R u PMSING?" and i was like, "probably."
the nite somehow managed to end up being pretty fun...but like i said, wasn't that the saddest story that was ever told?
anyway, we ended up leaving at midnite...the bday girl puked on the dancefloor which is always hot...i was surprised it wasn't me...
i was finally glad to be back home by 1 am and sleeping...greatest nite ever...
this morning will be spent watching my bf pack for his business trip to hotlanta...i also sang lionel richie's [or i think it's a lionel richie song to him] song in which the lyrics go something like this:
"u r so beautiful to me...can't u see? you're everything i hoped for...you're everything i need...u r soooo beautiful to me."
and why would i sing such a song to him sooo early in the morning u may ask...it's cause i have the voice of an angel so i really should try to put it to use...haha...
anyway, hope you're not tooo sad over this tragic story i had to tell...
i'm looking forward to gossip girl tonite but definitely NOT looking forward to having the bf go on his trip...yeah..u can't win it all...winner winner chicken dinner...xoxo...
my gf was turning 30 so we decided to go clubbing for her bday...after countless debates as to which club to hit, we finally settled on kress cause my younger sister told me it was the place to be...so i'm like, "okay." one of my friends "F" knows the promoter so we were put on the guestlist...
okay...so last nite, i decide to give the bday girl a ride cause i know she's gonna drink so i figured we should carpool...i had three wardrobe changes cause i didn't have any skanky clubbing clothes so my nite was already not faring so well...so the bday girl arrives early and we hit CPK to get some food in her so she's not completely plastered after one drink...we get lettuce wraps cause that's one of the favorite things my bf likes to eat and she ordered dumplings which we had them panfry...we also made sure to get bread and lots of butter...i had one dumpling [cause i know i have to watch my figure] and one lettuce wrap...besides, i actually had dinner beforehand with my bf in which i cooked in a fabulous meal of ramen in a package and Campbell's Select Harvest Chicken Noodle soup...i know, i spoil him...anyway, back to the saddest story that was ever told...
so after dinner, we head off to Kress...we get there and pay $20 for parking...like seriously??? $20 for parking? that's total bullshit and reminds me why i hate hollywood....i mean, already, the story is getting sad...okay...so we get there like at 10:10 pm and there is this long ass line...like definitely over 200 people and i'm like, "hell no. i do NOT wait in lines." and so i head to the front of the line, and this douchebag is like, "u have to stand in line with everyone else." and i'm like, "but i'm on the guestlist...i know the promoter." and he's like, "everyone is on the guestlist." and i'm like, "this is total bullshit." i mean, it was gonna take an hour or two to get in and i don't have this kind of patience. so i'm like, "No." and start heading towards the front of the line where my friends are...and the douchebag gets security on my ass...part of me wanted to scream out, "DO U KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?" and hoping he doesn't question me cause seriously, if he really asked me who i am, my response would prolly have been, "uh...no one really important" and i would have to walk to the back of the line...anyway, at that very moment...SPOTTED...my gf T who just arrived and manages to waltz her way to the front...and i'm like screaming off the top of my lungs, "T...T, i'm right here...GET ME!!!" so she comes to me and tells me, "just walk to the front of the line" and i'm like, "This JERK won't let me," making sure that douchebag heard me...and so i start following T with my bf and the bday girl and the douchebag is like, "I'm not a JERK. i'm just doing my job." and i'm like, "you're a total jerk and leave me alone" and with a look of fierce determination, i managed to get to the front of the line in which i was handed tickets so i can skip the lines and get in free...cause obviously, that's how i roll...anyway, my bf didn't get a ticket right away so i was forced to wait for him inside the damn club for like 20 minutes which royally pissed me off...i knew i was in for like a really bad nite...oh yeah...my sisters and their friends also arrived so i had to bug my friends to hook them up...we were prolly driving the promoter seriously nuts...
anyway, we managed to get in, get our drinks, and finally got on the dance floor where my friends were hit up on by really young boys...i swear, those boys were seriously persistent...it was very endearing...btw...i fell of the bandwagon...i ended up having half of my bf's vodka/cranberry cause i was in such a shitty mood and had to have a drink...my gf was like, "R u PMSING?" and i was like, "probably."
the nite somehow managed to end up being pretty fun...but like i said, wasn't that the saddest story that was ever told?
anyway, we ended up leaving at midnite...the bday girl puked on the dancefloor which is always hot...i was surprised it wasn't me...
i was finally glad to be back home by 1 am and sleeping...greatest nite ever...
this morning will be spent watching my bf pack for his business trip to hotlanta...i also sang lionel richie's [or i think it's a lionel richie song to him] song in which the lyrics go something like this:
"u r so beautiful to me...can't u see? you're everything i hoped for...you're everything i need...u r soooo beautiful to me."
and why would i sing such a song to him sooo early in the morning u may ask...it's cause i have the voice of an angel so i really should try to put it to use...haha...
anyway, hope you're not tooo sad over this tragic story i had to tell...
i'm looking forward to gossip girl tonite but definitely NOT looking forward to having the bf go on his trip...yeah..u can't win it all...winner winner chicken dinner...xoxo...
Sunday, January 18, 2009
surprise surprise...i'm a movie critic
i saw stepbrothers yesterday starring will ferrell and that other guy...and i have to say, most AMAZING movie like ever...greatest movie of our generation...i give it 4 stars out of 5...it was seriously that good...my fave scene is when the two stepbrothers [who are 40 years old] go into their parents room and is like, "can we make a bunkbed? it's give us room to do activities" and the dad is like, "u guys are grown ups...do whatever u want" and the stepbrothers are like, "so does that mean we can?" and the mom finally says yes and one of them is like, "you won't regret this." and so they go into their room and their all excited and will ferrell is like, "we have sooo much room for activities" and they make the bunk bed and the top bunk falls on top of will...i swear...u have to see the movie...sooo damn hilarious...
another scene i liked in the movie was when will sings for the first time to his step bro and his step bro is like in tears cause he's sooo touched and like, "that's the voice of an angel"...to which i just completely crack up cause will's voice totally sucks but the step bro is sooo supportive and loves him...it just reminds me of my bf...like he'll look at me at times and be like, "you look like an angel" and i stare directly back at him and i'm like, "r u on crack?" and then i proceed to pretend to barf...cause why? i'm the most nicest gf like ever...
another movie that i need to quickly review is "The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons"...i saw that over the xmas holiday...i was seriously super psyched about watching it and it was pretty good...i also give it 4 stars out of a scale of 5...but instead of reviewing it, i'd rather give the movie a new title which is..."The Curious Case of the Deadbeat Father"...it's basically the story of a guy who gets his long time love preggers and leaves her to fend for herself and the baby...i swear...he was a total douchebag...his excuse was that it's cause he's getting younger and didn't want her to have to take care of two kids...i'm like...whatever...so it's best to just leave her??? i swear, men are complete DOUCHEBAGS...except for my bf, obviously...
BREAKING NEWS!!! btw...my bf just informed me not to eat peanut butter cause there's an outbreak of salmonella...
okay, back to important stuff...like about myself...today will be spent cleaning...oh yeah, and hitting kress tonite...that should be fun...although i lack skanky wear...i guess that's it...xoxox...btw...i'm super psyched about "He's Not That Into"...that movie is gonna be the bomb!!! i can feel it in my bones...
another scene i liked in the movie was when will sings for the first time to his step bro and his step bro is like in tears cause he's sooo touched and like, "that's the voice of an angel"...to which i just completely crack up cause will's voice totally sucks but the step bro is sooo supportive and loves him...it just reminds me of my bf...like he'll look at me at times and be like, "you look like an angel" and i stare directly back at him and i'm like, "r u on crack?" and then i proceed to pretend to barf...cause why? i'm the most nicest gf like ever...
another movie that i need to quickly review is "The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons"...i saw that over the xmas holiday...i was seriously super psyched about watching it and it was pretty good...i also give it 4 stars out of a scale of 5...but instead of reviewing it, i'd rather give the movie a new title which is..."The Curious Case of the Deadbeat Father"...it's basically the story of a guy who gets his long time love preggers and leaves her to fend for herself and the baby...i swear...he was a total douchebag...his excuse was that it's cause he's getting younger and didn't want her to have to take care of two kids...i'm like...whatever...so it's best to just leave her??? i swear, men are complete DOUCHEBAGS...except for my bf, obviously...
BREAKING NEWS!!! btw...my bf just informed me not to eat peanut butter cause there's an outbreak of salmonella...
okay, back to important stuff...like about myself...today will be spent cleaning...oh yeah, and hitting kress tonite...that should be fun...although i lack skanky wear...i guess that's it...xoxox...btw...i'm super psyched about "He's Not That Into"...that movie is gonna be the bomb!!! i can feel it in my bones...
Saturday, January 17, 2009
it's been sooo long...i know...i've missed u too
it's been like forever since i've blogged...my life has been pretty boring for the most part...which is good for a spaz like myself...what has been going on in my life? spent xmas in chicago with my bf and his family...that was fun and cold...
new year was spent crashing at 10:30 pm cause i'm old and incredibly boring...
my new year resolutions for this year include:
1. no more spending money...like seriously this time
2. lose weight
so i've been pretty good about not spending money...have not used in credit card in two weeks...it's been amazing...i steal food from my mom's house...i even got my mom to cut my bangs cause i was too cheap to spend $10 to get it cut...i ended up getting a bowl cut, but hey, beggars can't be choosers...
i've even managed to lose weight cause my bf travels most of the time so i get to see him during the weekends so that's the only time i actually get real meals...so i'm pretty sure i'm probably down to 97 lbs. i can now fit my size 24 which is good...
today has been a most interesting day...my bf and i hit campanile's for brunch and it was beyond fab...my friend who is a cook there sent us out some amuse bouche, a chopped salad, and some fab pastries with creme fraiche...it was awesome...if i had known he was gonna send out all that food, i wouldn't have ordered my brisket hash with roasted potatoes and poached eggs which was sooo damn good. my bf ordered sausage, scrambled eggs, and pancakes...i was quite happy with my meal...
so my bf drops me off home so he can go tie things up with his old roommate...while at home, i'm talking to my friend B and we're discussing my upcoming bday party...as we're talking, my home phone rings and i pick up...lo and behold...it's my ex ex bf aka birdboy...which throws me off guard cause we haven't talked in months...
birdboy asks me about my holidays...blah blah blah...and we somehow get on the topic of my bday in which he wants to be invited...i'm like, hell no...he's like, "so what r u doing today?" and i'm like, "i'm gonna go check out wedding dresses with my bf" and he's like, "did u get engaged?" and i'm like, "i'd rather not discuss that with u"...and he's like, "i still love u. you're so adorable. i should have married you." and i'm like, "whatever. u had your chance." at that moment, my bf calls me to meet him downstairs so we can check out wedding dresses...so i'm like, "gotta go...my bf is waiting for me." and birdboy is like, "do u hate me?" and i'm like, "does it even matter? i gotta go...bye." and then i hung up on him...
yes, a day in the life of me...at the end of the day, i guess there is some sick part of me that revels in the fact that an ex wants me back...makes me feel like i wasn't such a crazy gf...
so my bf and i check out wedding dresses and i couldn't find anything i liked...i guess i shouldn't have gone to some ghetto wedding shop...i told him i wanted to only pay about $100 for a dress...i mean, u only wear it once so why waste thousands of dollars on it? i seriously don't get it...my bf tells me that i really should spend at least $1000...i think it's cause he doesn't wanna be totally embarrassed standing next to me in my ugly gown...haha...oh wells...there was no luck in gown searching today...
the rest of today will be watching step brothers with will ferrell, hopefully some cleaning, and chilling out with my bf...i know...don't be all crazy jealous cause my saturday sounds soooo off the hook!!! haha...
tomorrow nite will be spent partying at kress for my gf's bday party...
i am currently listening to bush's swallow, armor for sleep, and some mgmt...it's soo hot!!! xoxox...
new year was spent crashing at 10:30 pm cause i'm old and incredibly boring...
my new year resolutions for this year include:
1. no more spending money...like seriously this time
2. lose weight
so i've been pretty good about not spending money...have not used in credit card in two weeks...it's been amazing...i steal food from my mom's house...i even got my mom to cut my bangs cause i was too cheap to spend $10 to get it cut...i ended up getting a bowl cut, but hey, beggars can't be choosers...
i've even managed to lose weight cause my bf travels most of the time so i get to see him during the weekends so that's the only time i actually get real meals...so i'm pretty sure i'm probably down to 97 lbs. i can now fit my size 24 which is good...
today has been a most interesting day...my bf and i hit campanile's for brunch and it was beyond fab...my friend who is a cook there sent us out some amuse bouche, a chopped salad, and some fab pastries with creme fraiche...it was awesome...if i had known he was gonna send out all that food, i wouldn't have ordered my brisket hash with roasted potatoes and poached eggs which was sooo damn good. my bf ordered sausage, scrambled eggs, and pancakes...i was quite happy with my meal...
so my bf drops me off home so he can go tie things up with his old roommate...while at home, i'm talking to my friend B and we're discussing my upcoming bday party...as we're talking, my home phone rings and i pick up...lo and behold...it's my ex ex bf aka birdboy...which throws me off guard cause we haven't talked in months...
birdboy asks me about my holidays...blah blah blah...and we somehow get on the topic of my bday in which he wants to be invited...i'm like, hell no...he's like, "so what r u doing today?" and i'm like, "i'm gonna go check out wedding dresses with my bf" and he's like, "did u get engaged?" and i'm like, "i'd rather not discuss that with u"...and he's like, "i still love u. you're so adorable. i should have married you." and i'm like, "whatever. u had your chance." at that moment, my bf calls me to meet him downstairs so we can check out wedding dresses...so i'm like, "gotta go...my bf is waiting for me." and birdboy is like, "do u hate me?" and i'm like, "does it even matter? i gotta go...bye." and then i hung up on him...
yes, a day in the life of me...at the end of the day, i guess there is some sick part of me that revels in the fact that an ex wants me back...makes me feel like i wasn't such a crazy gf...
so my bf and i check out wedding dresses and i couldn't find anything i liked...i guess i shouldn't have gone to some ghetto wedding shop...i told him i wanted to only pay about $100 for a dress...i mean, u only wear it once so why waste thousands of dollars on it? i seriously don't get it...my bf tells me that i really should spend at least $1000...i think it's cause he doesn't wanna be totally embarrassed standing next to me in my ugly gown...haha...oh wells...there was no luck in gown searching today...
the rest of today will be watching step brothers with will ferrell, hopefully some cleaning, and chilling out with my bf...i know...don't be all crazy jealous cause my saturday sounds soooo off the hook!!! haha...
tomorrow nite will be spent partying at kress for my gf's bday party...
i am currently listening to bush's swallow, armor for sleep, and some mgmt...it's soo hot!!! xoxox...
my past blogs...xoxo...
Subject : not hungover today...it’s super great....
Posted Date: : Oct 20, 2008 10:27 PM
today i woke up and was not hungover...it was seriously nice...i swear, i'm quitting alcohol for good this time...it totallly fucked up my sunday...i managed to basically waste a whole day cause i could not focus and basically was feeling tired, dehydrated, intense headache, and having stomach issues...it's great and by great, it royally sucks...
went to work today...that was somewhat tolerable...i then went to see my mom cause she just got back from asia...had some pho that she cooked...totally delicious and she tells me she heard about my break up from the ex thru my sister...which is fine...i'm just glad she didn't do the whole, "i told u so"...because she never really liked my ex-bf...she had told me she didn't think he was good for me...so it's all good...i didn't tell her about my new bf yet...i figured i'd try to give it some time...like once my bf and i are married, i'll inform her i'm no longer single...haha....
so i'm finally home, relaxing and prolly gonna cook spaghetti for the bf and me tonite...we'll also be getting all crazy...u know, have a hot and steamy nite watching gossip girl...hot damn i love love that show...
i guess that's it...back to my mundane life...which is good...seriously....xoxoxo...staying out of trouble...staying out of trouble....
went to work today...that was somewhat tolerable...i then went to see my mom cause she just got back from asia...had some pho that she cooked...totally delicious and she tells me she heard about my break up from the ex thru my sister...which is fine...i'm just glad she didn't do the whole, "i told u so"...because she never really liked my ex-bf...she had told me she didn't think he was good for me...so it's all good...i didn't tell her about my new bf yet...i figured i'd try to give it some time...like once my bf and i are married, i'll inform her i'm no longer single...haha....
so i'm finally home, relaxing and prolly gonna cook spaghetti for the bf and me tonite...we'll also be getting all crazy...u know, have a hot and steamy nite watching gossip girl...hot damn i love love that show...
i guess that's it...back to my mundane life...which is good...seriously....xoxoxo...staying out of trouble...staying out of trouble....
Subject : back to my old ways...how serena of me...
Posted Date: : Oct 19, 2008 8:08 PM
i am seriously spending my sunday being a hot mess...completely hungover from drinking the nite before...i swear, i need to quit the bottle...i ended up puking in my bf's brand new car that he just got yesterday...i felt like such a shithead...
basically, we had spent a good four hours at the dealership and we end up getting a camry cause it's practical...yes, don't be all jealous cause my bf sports a camry and u prolly don't...haha...i'm beginning to love his car...it's sooo damn practical...
anyway, so we end up taking his car out last nite to the party where i proceeded to drink a lot because i didn't fit in with the crowd...next thing i knew, i was completely trashed...i tried holding in my liquor to no avail...luckily, my bf knows me too well where he had taken out a plastic bag from his trunk to hand to me...so i was holding in my puke for as long as i could but after 20 minutes of driving, i couldn't help myself and started hurling...i thought i was being good and keeping it in the bag but when we finally got home, i noticed there was puke on his seat and puke on my pants...i swear, i disgust myself...i really need to quit the bottle this time...i'm totally feeling the repercussions of my actions today...i feel terrible for puking in my bf's brand new car...and i really need to quit partying for like an hour before i have to head home cause i can't hold my liquor...damn..i hate myself today...then again, alcohol does bring upon feelings of depression....damn it...oh wells...so now i'm just lying in bed...blogging and prolly go back to lying in bed...i need to fucking grow up...like seriously...sometime in the near future would be great...xoxoxo...
basically, we had spent a good four hours at the dealership and we end up getting a camry cause it's practical...yes, don't be all jealous cause my bf sports a camry and u prolly don't...haha...i'm beginning to love his car...it's sooo damn practical...
anyway, so we end up taking his car out last nite to the party where i proceeded to drink a lot because i didn't fit in with the crowd...next thing i knew, i was completely trashed...i tried holding in my liquor to no avail...luckily, my bf knows me too well where he had taken out a plastic bag from his trunk to hand to me...so i was holding in my puke for as long as i could but after 20 minutes of driving, i couldn't help myself and started hurling...i thought i was being good and keeping it in the bag but when we finally got home, i noticed there was puke on his seat and puke on my pants...i swear, i disgust myself...i really need to quit the bottle this time...i'm totally feeling the repercussions of my actions today...i feel terrible for puking in my bf's brand new car...and i really need to quit partying for like an hour before i have to head home cause i can't hold my liquor...damn..i hate myself today...then again, alcohol does bring upon feelings of depression....damn it...oh wells...so now i'm just lying in bed...blogging and prolly go back to lying in bed...i need to fucking grow up...like seriously...sometime in the near future would be great...xoxoxo...
Subject : my life for this week anyway
Posted Date: : Oct 17, 2008 3:15 PM
i swear..i love my fridays...today will be spent, hopefully getting my ass out of bed and cleaning up my condo...my life is a disaster since the whole bathroom fiasco...my walls have been repatched, my bf surprised me and got me a shower door for my bathroom...i swear, he's the best...hopefully that stops the water running against my wall and stop my ant problem in the bathroom...one can hope...i know...disaster...it could be worse...
i had dinner with my gfs the other nite...we had korean bbq at my favorite korean restaurant so i was beyond ecstatic...our topic of discussion? boys obviously...to protect the innocent, i can't discuss the conversation...other than that, it was a fun evening of course...i stuffed my face with korean bbq and cold noodle soup...i swear, that stuff is sooooo good....
oh yeah...my bf and i are no longer in the honeymoon state...we had our first fight the other nite...i was just basically being bitchy and taking it out on him and it was weird to seriously be fighting with my best friend...i guess i was asking him a question and he didn't give me a straight answer and that drove me crazy...of course we managed to resolve the issue after i managed to calm the fuck down and the fact that i began to feel really guilty for getting mad at him for nothing really serious...
i guess i was always used to him being my best friend and whenever i was in a bitchy mood, i would just take it out on my bfs so he wouldn't feel the wrath of Lo...and now it's slightly complicated cause he's still my best friend and my bf at the same time...anyway, it's all good...if anything, i'm glad we finally was able to get into a tiff and know at the end of the day, it's okay...now we're back to being great...
tonite will be spent watching more gossip girl with my bf, cooking japanese curry, and staring at him...haha...
this weekend will be spent buying a car...i'm trying to talk my bf into buying a prius, hitting a bday party, and catching rachel getting married on sunday in pasadena...i know...exciting times...please try not to be oh so jealous...haha...
i wish other people could blog about their life cause i'm sure at this point, it's much more exciting than my life...i swear, i don't know what it is about being single in which drama ensues...i was reading my old blogs from way back then and i was like, "wow..my life was crazy"...
i guess all i needed was a non drama guy to rub off on me and now my life is all sunshine and rainbows and unicorns....haha...xoxox...
i had dinner with my gfs the other nite...we had korean bbq at my favorite korean restaurant so i was beyond ecstatic...our topic of discussion? boys obviously...to protect the innocent, i can't discuss the conversation...other than that, it was a fun evening of course...i stuffed my face with korean bbq and cold noodle soup...i swear, that stuff is sooooo good....
oh yeah...my bf and i are no longer in the honeymoon state...we had our first fight the other nite...i was just basically being bitchy and taking it out on him and it was weird to seriously be fighting with my best friend...i guess i was asking him a question and he didn't give me a straight answer and that drove me crazy...of course we managed to resolve the issue after i managed to calm the fuck down and the fact that i began to feel really guilty for getting mad at him for nothing really serious...
i guess i was always used to him being my best friend and whenever i was in a bitchy mood, i would just take it out on my bfs so he wouldn't feel the wrath of Lo...and now it's slightly complicated cause he's still my best friend and my bf at the same time...anyway, it's all good...if anything, i'm glad we finally was able to get into a tiff and know at the end of the day, it's okay...now we're back to being great...
tonite will be spent watching more gossip girl with my bf, cooking japanese curry, and staring at him...haha...
this weekend will be spent buying a car...i'm trying to talk my bf into buying a prius, hitting a bday party, and catching rachel getting married on sunday in pasadena...i know...exciting times...please try not to be oh so jealous...haha...
i wish other people could blog about their life cause i'm sure at this point, it's much more exciting than my life...i swear, i don't know what it is about being single in which drama ensues...i was reading my old blogs from way back then and i was like, "wow..my life was crazy"...
i guess all i needed was a non drama guy to rub off on me and now my life is all sunshine and rainbows and unicorns....haha...xoxox...
Subject : my weekend
Posted Date: : Oct 13, 2008 10:18 PM
i had seriously the best weekend ever...i got to spend 24/7 with my bf who is like the best bf like in the fucking world....i swear, how did i get soooo lucky? okay...i totally sound retarded..
friday nite was spent watching gossip girl and eating some japanese beef stew dish i made..
saturday was spent grabbing dinner at r23 which was good...sunday, we had dim sum and had more sushi..i swear...i'm addicted to sushi...
we also saw body of lies starring leonardo dicaprio...it was about like terrorists and killings and blood and gore...my bf liked it...me, not so much...it was not a romantic comedy like i had anticipated...i figured it'd be about boys who are douchebags and lies but that wasn't the case...the movie was not my cup of tea cause i felt it was missing a beginning and an ending...leonardo is also losing his boyish good looks...then again, i never found him to be hot..micheal cera is definitely my cup of tea...yes, he's young and i'm prolly old enough to be his much older sister but dating young is where it's at..haha...
we also saw the other boleyn girl saturday nite which totally put us to sleep...i mean, dude...the king in real life is butt ugly so why would i wanna sleep with this really ugly guy if i was anne boleyn, especially after he hooked up with my sister and then he has me beheaded for incest? i mean, c'mon...as much as i like having power, i'd much prefer my life over hooking up with this really ugly guy whose got a wife...and on top of that, my job is to bear a male heir for this ugly fat bastard??? give me a break..he should be grateful that i'm even sleeping with him...so long story short, i didn't like the movie....
last nite, i made my bf watch the love story starring ali mcgraw and ryan o'neal...my bf actually cried..okay, maybe a tear fell down his cheek but he was like, "that's not a tear, my eyes are dry"...i'm sooo sure...this is like the saddest movie in the world...i mean, what could be more sad than poor girl falls in love with rich boy and they get married and she dies??? anyway, i made him watch the movie cause during sushi earlier that evening, he ate my inari and i was like, "i can't believe u just ate my inari sushi" and he was like, "i'm sorry...i'll buy u another one" and i was like, "i don't want another one...besides, love means never having to say you're sorry." okay, i'm obviously trying to guilt him..so in the love story, that is like the ultimate line in the movie, "Love means never having to say you're sorry"..so when jenny tells oliver "love means never having to say you're sorry" cause he was a douchebag and made her cry, i looked at my bf and asked him why he thought love means never having to say you're sorry...he didn't really answer the question cause he was afraid it might be a trick question...i told him that if u love someone, you would never do anything to hurt them in the first place like eat my inari sushi...haha...yes, i need to grow up...i'm just glad my bf doesn't take me seriously and finds all my antics somewhat hilarious...
so that was my fabulous weekend with the most amazing guy in the world...
back to real life sucks...so today i had to meet with my maintennance guy cause my bathroom wall is all fucked up and so i need to get my wall redone along with my base molding and a shower door installed...i swear, life can suck sometimes...i mean, i know it could be worst but now i need to whore myself to get the money to pay for these unanticipated costs...oh wells...i'd rather have money problems than other bullshit crap to contend with like a douchebag bf or health issues, blah blah blah...
hopefully, i can get my condo issues resolved by end of the week...i also have an ant problem so now i have to play exterminator cause i'm too broke to hire one...i know...i'm a hot mess...
so this evening will be spent catching gossip girl with my bf and hitting home depot to buy a shower door...and then hopefully caulking parts of my kitchen and maybe laying out ant baits...yes, an ultra hot and romantic evening...don't be all jealous...i know...my life sounds way too fun...xoxo...
friday nite was spent watching gossip girl and eating some japanese beef stew dish i made..
saturday was spent grabbing dinner at r23 which was good...sunday, we had dim sum and had more sushi..i swear...i'm addicted to sushi...
we also saw body of lies starring leonardo dicaprio...it was about like terrorists and killings and blood and gore...my bf liked it...me, not so much...it was not a romantic comedy like i had anticipated...i figured it'd be about boys who are douchebags and lies but that wasn't the case...the movie was not my cup of tea cause i felt it was missing a beginning and an ending...leonardo is also losing his boyish good looks...then again, i never found him to be hot..micheal cera is definitely my cup of tea...yes, he's young and i'm prolly old enough to be his much older sister but dating young is where it's at..haha...
we also saw the other boleyn girl saturday nite which totally put us to sleep...i mean, dude...the king in real life is butt ugly so why would i wanna sleep with this really ugly guy if i was anne boleyn, especially after he hooked up with my sister and then he has me beheaded for incest? i mean, c'mon...as much as i like having power, i'd much prefer my life over hooking up with this really ugly guy whose got a wife...and on top of that, my job is to bear a male heir for this ugly fat bastard??? give me a break..he should be grateful that i'm even sleeping with him...so long story short, i didn't like the movie....
last nite, i made my bf watch the love story starring ali mcgraw and ryan o'neal...my bf actually cried..okay, maybe a tear fell down his cheek but he was like, "that's not a tear, my eyes are dry"...i'm sooo sure...this is like the saddest movie in the world...i mean, what could be more sad than poor girl falls in love with rich boy and they get married and she dies??? anyway, i made him watch the movie cause during sushi earlier that evening, he ate my inari and i was like, "i can't believe u just ate my inari sushi" and he was like, "i'm sorry...i'll buy u another one" and i was like, "i don't want another one...besides, love means never having to say you're sorry." okay, i'm obviously trying to guilt him..so in the love story, that is like the ultimate line in the movie, "Love means never having to say you're sorry"..so when jenny tells oliver "love means never having to say you're sorry" cause he was a douchebag and made her cry, i looked at my bf and asked him why he thought love means never having to say you're sorry...he didn't really answer the question cause he was afraid it might be a trick question...i told him that if u love someone, you would never do anything to hurt them in the first place like eat my inari sushi...haha...yes, i need to grow up...i'm just glad my bf doesn't take me seriously and finds all my antics somewhat hilarious...
so that was my fabulous weekend with the most amazing guy in the world...
back to real life sucks...so today i had to meet with my maintennance guy cause my bathroom wall is all fucked up and so i need to get my wall redone along with my base molding and a shower door installed...i swear, life can suck sometimes...i mean, i know it could be worst but now i need to whore myself to get the money to pay for these unanticipated costs...oh wells...i'd rather have money problems than other bullshit crap to contend with like a douchebag bf or health issues, blah blah blah...
hopefully, i can get my condo issues resolved by end of the week...i also have an ant problem so now i have to play exterminator cause i'm too broke to hire one...i know...i'm a hot mess...
so this evening will be spent catching gossip girl with my bf and hitting home depot to buy a shower door...and then hopefully caulking parts of my kitchen and maybe laying out ant baits...yes, an ultra hot and romantic evening...don't be all jealous...i know...my life sounds way too fun...xoxo...
Subject : on love lockdown
Posted Date: : Oct 10, 2008 3:14 PM
my life is getting crazy bland...which is good...it mainly consists of hanging out with my bf and staring at him for hours cause he's just sooo damn super hot...we celebrated our 2 month anniversary last nite which consisted of me serving him leftover pizza from my workplace and me making a card from office supplies cause i'm too broke to purchase a real card...surprisingly, he loved my card although it just consisted of photocopy paper folded in half with the inscription: i <3 u.
i know...i try to be oh sooo deep...
we spent our crazy evening celebrating by watching kath and kim and the office...i know...romance at its finest...oh yeah, he also got me cake so we had some of that....
i wish i had crazy stories to tell but my life has been soooo completely chill except for when i have my encounters with my douchebag exes...
oh yeah...i did something really terrible to my bf last nite...so he's booking a flight to chicago to visit his family for thanksgiving and i pop out my calender so i can write down what day i need to drop him off and pick him up and instead of writing, "pick up vince" i accidentally wrote "pick up [douchebag ex's name]" which the bf noticed...i honestly can't believe i did that...it completely hurt his feelings and i felt like such a douchebag...i guess earlier that evening, i had been talking to my gf about my douchebag ex bfs so maybe subconsciously i was still thinking about them...it was just really dumb...i swear, i'm the worst fucking gf like ever...oh wells...
today will be spent cleaning my condo, doing laundry, and working on recipes...i know...exciting times...don't be all jealous...
this weekend will be spent grabbing dinner at r23 in little tokyo, watch dvds, and hopefully catching rachel getting married...i know...i'm soo crazy...xoxxoxo....
Subject : cheap attempt
Posted Date: : Oct 7, 2008 1:35 PM
so yesterday i made the mistake of calling my most recent ex..i had wanted to wish him much happiness with his new gf and hoped all the animosity we felt for each other would be water under the bridge...apparently, that wasn't meant to be...this was our conversation:
Lo: hey...it's Lo. my friends tell me u have a new gf...i'm sooo happy for u...i really wish u the best.
Douchebag ex: you're a fucking bitch...i know u don't mean it.
Lo: no...i seriously do mean it...i'm glad u found someone that can make u happy cause i know i couldn't do it.
Douchebag ex: honestly, she's soooo much better than u...i don't have to worry about her and you're still a fucking bitch.
Lo: no...i'm glad she's better than me...i knew there'd be someone out there who was better for u than me..i knew our relationship was toxic so i'm glad i ended it....it's obviously better this way cause now you're with someone you like and are happy with and i'm happy so i really only want to wish the same for u."
Douchebag ex: you're a bitch...don't ever call me again...
he then hangs up the phone on me...
and since i don't like to be hung up on, i called back knowing he wouldn't pick up and left a voicemail saying, "it's me again...sorry for calling u...i know our relationship was completely fucked up and i wasn't the best gf to u but i realy wish u the best in life. i won't be calling u again. goodbye."
he then calls me back ten minutes later and says, "you're still a bitch and hearing your voice disgusts me."
i respond: "no, i completely understand and that's why i told u in the voicemail that i wouldn't be calling u ever again...don' worry about it"
he of course wants to continue to bitch me out but luckily my gf calls me on my cell so i tell him, "well, i have to pick up this other line but i'm completely happy that u found someone new and goodluck with everything and much happiness" and then i hung up on him before he could throw out another "you're a bitch" comment...
i guess i shouldn't have called but i guess part of me wanted complete closure...i was obviously over him but i felt i've never had a relationship end sooo badly...and honestly, i was happy that he had someone new...i feel kinda bad for the new gf but i hope that he never shows his anger issues towards her...i'm glad i got out of it with no major damage...i swear, if i wasn't with the best fucking bf in the world, i'd prolly be seeing a therapist right now to deal with the abuse that i went through with my ex...it's funny how someone who is soo lame make me feel sooo worthless, ugly, and insecure while we were going out...oh wells, i hope he is happy and this new gf never "makes" him be a total asshole to her...
i guess if anything, calling him was just the final closure that i needed...i was gonna just email him cause i guess part of me felt kinda guilty that i was able to move on sooo soon after the break up and to actually be happy in my new relationship so i guess it was out of my own guilt...selfish actions on my part...i shouldn't have called to wish him happiness...i honestly didn't know my cheap attempt would cause sooo much anger...oh wells...i'm over it...
last nite was spent eating cereal cause my bf worked another late nite...i worked on some recipes and finally caught up with some friends on the phone...
i'll be cooking chili tonite for dinner and relaxing with the bf....
oh yeah...my bf is moving in on december of this year so i'm crazy excited...i just bought him a parking space at my condo last nite so this relationship is getting uber ultra serious...xooxox....
Lo: hey...it's Lo. my friends tell me u have a new gf...i'm sooo happy for u...i really wish u the best.
Douchebag ex: you're a fucking bitch...i know u don't mean it.
Lo: no...i seriously do mean it...i'm glad u found someone that can make u happy cause i know i couldn't do it.
Douchebag ex: honestly, she's soooo much better than u...i don't have to worry about her and you're still a fucking bitch.
Lo: no...i'm glad she's better than me...i knew there'd be someone out there who was better for u than me..i knew our relationship was toxic so i'm glad i ended it....it's obviously better this way cause now you're with someone you like and are happy with and i'm happy so i really only want to wish the same for u."
Douchebag ex: you're a bitch...don't ever call me again...
he then hangs up the phone on me...
and since i don't like to be hung up on, i called back knowing he wouldn't pick up and left a voicemail saying, "it's me again...sorry for calling u...i know our relationship was completely fucked up and i wasn't the best gf to u but i realy wish u the best in life. i won't be calling u again. goodbye."
he then calls me back ten minutes later and says, "you're still a bitch and hearing your voice disgusts me."
i respond: "no, i completely understand and that's why i told u in the voicemail that i wouldn't be calling u ever again...don' worry about it"
he of course wants to continue to bitch me out but luckily my gf calls me on my cell so i tell him, "well, i have to pick up this other line but i'm completely happy that u found someone new and goodluck with everything and much happiness" and then i hung up on him before he could throw out another "you're a bitch" comment...
i guess i shouldn't have called but i guess part of me wanted complete closure...i was obviously over him but i felt i've never had a relationship end sooo badly...and honestly, i was happy that he had someone new...i feel kinda bad for the new gf but i hope that he never shows his anger issues towards her...i'm glad i got out of it with no major damage...i swear, if i wasn't with the best fucking bf in the world, i'd prolly be seeing a therapist right now to deal with the abuse that i went through with my ex...it's funny how someone who is soo lame make me feel sooo worthless, ugly, and insecure while we were going out...oh wells, i hope he is happy and this new gf never "makes" him be a total asshole to her...
i guess if anything, calling him was just the final closure that i needed...i was gonna just email him cause i guess part of me felt kinda guilty that i was able to move on sooo soon after the break up and to actually be happy in my new relationship so i guess it was out of my own guilt...selfish actions on my part...i shouldn't have called to wish him happiness...i honestly didn't know my cheap attempt would cause sooo much anger...oh wells...i'm over it...
last nite was spent eating cereal cause my bf worked another late nite...i worked on some recipes and finally caught up with some friends on the phone...
i'll be cooking chili tonite for dinner and relaxing with the bf....
oh yeah...my bf is moving in on december of this year so i'm crazy excited...i just bought him a parking space at my condo last nite so this relationship is getting uber ultra serious...xooxox....
Subject : happily ever after...like seriously
Posted Date: : Oct 6, 2008 2:08 AM
crazy crazy crazy weekend...so my gfs hit this party friday nite and they bump into my most recent ex-bf...and he was there with his new gf...which i think is beyond fab...it seriously took him about a month to get over me and be in a new relationship...i mean, he works almost as fast as me...yes, i had a new bf before my ex and i officially broke up so that's a record for even myself but i've never had a bf get a new gf within a month of us breaking up...i'm used to them pining over me and not dating anyone for about a year...but a month? i'm quite happy for him...that explains why he didn't call and beg for us to work on our crappy dysfunctional relationship...
honestly, upon hearing the news, i was just completely shocked...like, wow, i was easily replaced...so he's currently dating a doctor who is vietnamese which surprises me cause he had told me if he and i ever broke up, he would never date a vietnamese girl again cause apparently we're psycho bitches...
honestly, i hope she can make him happy like i never could or i guess i never felt like putting as much effort as i could have...
it's crazy cause when you're in a relationship and even if it's completely fucked up, you're just in denial and pretend things could work when you know in your heart that you're completely miserable and i honestly think that's what him and i did....we wanted to make something work that obviously wasn't meant to be and it just ended up with two people being incredibly miserable together....
anyway, enough about that....
my weekend was actually incredibly chill...i spent my weekend obsessed with my bf...we saw how to lose friends and alienate people and nick and norah's infinite playlist...we also did laundry together and cooked together...we are sooo domesticated....i'm completely loving every single minute i have with him...i feel sooo incredibly lucky to have found the perfect guy for me and he was totally in my life the past five years and i never saw it...fucking nuts...it's sooo my best friend's wedding, when harry met sally, and made of honor rolled into one...it's also very pretty woman except i'm not a hooker and he isn't old...haha...
anyway, not looking forward to work this week...xoxo...
honestly, upon hearing the news, i was just completely shocked...like, wow, i was easily replaced...so he's currently dating a doctor who is vietnamese which surprises me cause he had told me if he and i ever broke up, he would never date a vietnamese girl again cause apparently we're psycho bitches...
honestly, i hope she can make him happy like i never could or i guess i never felt like putting as much effort as i could have...
it's crazy cause when you're in a relationship and even if it's completely fucked up, you're just in denial and pretend things could work when you know in your heart that you're completely miserable and i honestly think that's what him and i did....we wanted to make something work that obviously wasn't meant to be and it just ended up with two people being incredibly miserable together....
anyway, enough about that....
my weekend was actually incredibly chill...i spent my weekend obsessed with my bf...we saw how to lose friends and alienate people and nick and norah's infinite playlist...we also did laundry together and cooked together...we are sooo domesticated....i'm completely loving every single minute i have with him...i feel sooo incredibly lucky to have found the perfect guy for me and he was totally in my life the past five years and i never saw it...fucking nuts...it's sooo my best friend's wedding, when harry met sally, and made of honor rolled into one...it's also very pretty woman except i'm not a hooker and he isn't old...haha...
anyway, not looking forward to work this week...xoxo...
Subject : my tuesday nite
Posted Date: : Sep 30, 2008 2:39 PM
last nite was spent eating cereal for dinner and watching gossip girl...i love love that fucking show...it's soooo damn good...i also spent my evening organizing my recipes and trying to be oh so productive...my bf also surprised me and actually came by last nite...totally unexpected...but good...i love having him over...
we are currently now planning a frisco trip for oct. 11 for my gf's bday party...i'm beyond ecstatic about that...it'd be good for me and him to seriously get away...we've been holed up in glendale for awhile...
i guess that's pretty much it...my life has been pretty tame which is good...
oh yeah...my douchebag ex bf is a total asshole...so basically, i had mass emailed people to me and my gf's halloween party and i had also invited him...he emails me back and tells me to take me off the invite list and i'm like, he could have basically ignored the invite or not responded...i mean, i honestly didn't care if he showed up or not...i'm over that fucking relationship and was ready to make peace but he's obviously not over it cause he's a total douchebag...i mean, i know the relationship ended badly cause the whole relationship in of as itself sucked and was toxic, but i'm ready to be friends...i mean, i guess it's a sign when he would tell me how he's not friends with his exes so i guess why would i expect i'd be any different? honestly, i'm glad he's completely out of my life...i hope he finds someone more compatible with him and can deal with his issues...i'm just more upset at myself for giving it more time than i should have...but hey, we all make our mistakes and i think out of all the billion relationships i have had, his was the only relationship in which i truly regret...like u know u shouldn't be in it, but u stick it out cause you're totally retarded...i mean, even dating birdboy wasn't half as bad as dating the radiologist with serious anger issues...oh wells...there goes my rant for the day....xooxoxo...
we are currently now planning a frisco trip for oct. 11 for my gf's bday party...i'm beyond ecstatic about that...it'd be good for me and him to seriously get away...we've been holed up in glendale for awhile...
i guess that's pretty much it...my life has been pretty tame which is good...
oh yeah...my douchebag ex bf is a total asshole...so basically, i had mass emailed people to me and my gf's halloween party and i had also invited him...he emails me back and tells me to take me off the invite list and i'm like, he could have basically ignored the invite or not responded...i mean, i honestly didn't care if he showed up or not...i'm over that fucking relationship and was ready to make peace but he's obviously not over it cause he's a total douchebag...i mean, i know the relationship ended badly cause the whole relationship in of as itself sucked and was toxic, but i'm ready to be friends...i mean, i guess it's a sign when he would tell me how he's not friends with his exes so i guess why would i expect i'd be any different? honestly, i'm glad he's completely out of my life...i hope he finds someone more compatible with him and can deal with his issues...i'm just more upset at myself for giving it more time than i should have...but hey, we all make our mistakes and i think out of all the billion relationships i have had, his was the only relationship in which i truly regret...like u know u shouldn't be in it, but u stick it out cause you're totally retarded...i mean, even dating birdboy wasn't half as bad as dating the radiologist with serious anger issues...oh wells...there goes my rant for the day....xooxoxo...
Subject : totally in love with Lonely Boy
Posted Date: : Sep 29, 2008 2:22 PM
so it's been a month and a half and i'm still obsessed with my bf...it's crazy how drama free this relationship is... i really think it's cause we've been friends for sooo long that it's hard to upset the other person...like we know each other too well so we know not to push each other's buttons or maybe it's the fact that we're actually quite compatible with one another...what a crazy thought...to actually be with someone that you're insanely compatible with...
so this weekend was spent chilling with the bf...we're watching the first season of gossip girl and that's where lonely boy and serena is in their "we love each other state" and that's why i'm calling my boo my Lonely Boy to my Serena...i know..soooo cheesy..i hate myself for being sooo damn cheesy...
let's see...i got my halloween costume this year at frederick's...told myself i wasn't gonna blow money but that bunny outfit looked sooo damn cute on me so i charged it...hey, whatever, it's just money...i know..i'm such a cliche...a bunny...i'm trying to talk my bf into being hugh hefner so we can be those sickening couples that match their costumes...i know...gross...i need to barf...
this weekend was also spent grabbing some soul japanese food at daichan in studio city...that was sooo fucking good and some taiwanese food at some hole in the wall in arcadia...
managed to get laundry done and i no longer have to work saturdays at my friend's restaurant so i'm beyond psyched about that...i just need to start my cooking classes...i finally get my weekends off...beyond ecstatic...
also finally cleaned up my condo..i know, it only took a year...
oh yeah, forced my bf to watch made of honor which was soo good...we also saw stop loss with ryan phillipe...that movie sucked royally...i guess that's it...now back to the grind as i get ready for a week of work...xooxoxo
so this weekend was spent chilling with the bf...we're watching the first season of gossip girl and that's where lonely boy and serena is in their "we love each other state" and that's why i'm calling my boo my Lonely Boy to my Serena...i know..soooo cheesy..i hate myself for being sooo damn cheesy...
let's see...i got my halloween costume this year at frederick's...told myself i wasn't gonna blow money but that bunny outfit looked sooo damn cute on me so i charged it...hey, whatever, it's just money...i know..i'm such a cliche...a bunny...i'm trying to talk my bf into being hugh hefner so we can be those sickening couples that match their costumes...i know...gross...i need to barf...
this weekend was also spent grabbing some soul japanese food at daichan in studio city...that was sooo fucking good and some taiwanese food at some hole in the wall in arcadia...
managed to get laundry done and i no longer have to work saturdays at my friend's restaurant so i'm beyond psyched about that...i just need to start my cooking classes...i finally get my weekends off...beyond ecstatic...
also finally cleaned up my condo..i know, it only took a year...
oh yeah, forced my bf to watch made of honor which was soo good...we also saw stop loss with ryan phillipe...that movie sucked royally...i guess that's it...now back to the grind as i get ready for a week of work...xooxoxo
Subject : it got crazy last nite...it was thursday nite...afterall
Posted Date: : Sep 26, 2008 3:55 PM
so i had planned on a chill evening...but apparently that is not what went down...i was looking forward to catching the office and having a bowl of cereal for dinner but my friend calls me up to grab dinner...so he comes from the oc to my ghetto glendale hood...we hit cobras and matadors in which we share a pitcher of sangria...
and then thirty minutes later, i was totally shitfaced drunk...i guess that's the shit that happens when u decide to take your wine like a shot...i swear...where do i get such dumb ideas??? or actually, fabulous ideas??? hmmm...so anyway, dinner was fun...
we end up going back to my place and this is where it gets super hot and heavy....
i invited him to come up cause he had a lot of wine too so i figured we could chill out on some hot tea cause i live dangerously...
so in my condo, he notices some pictures that i have not hung up yet so he says he'll hang them up for me...i told him i couldn't hang them up yet cause i needed to rearrange the furniture first ....and the next thing i know, we're completely rearranging my furniture at midnite and hanging pictures up...yes, crazy hot and heavy nite...
and so we chilled and talked and had a fab time...it definitely beat watching the office and eating cereal...but today, i am feeling the repercussions of my actions...i swear, i need to quit the bottle...i also now need to take a fucking nap...
today, hopefully i can get my ass up to do laundry, clean my floors, and hang out with my bf...xoxoxo....
Subject : always in trouble...like seriously....
Posted Date: : Sep 25, 2008 11:48 PM
so i'm in deep shit again...damn it...u know what...i can't even blog about it...let me talk about my more mundane stuff...
so yesterday was spent hitting bloomies cause i wanted to get my bf a new polo cause i fucked up his last one in the wash...i ended up hitting jcrew cause i didn't feel like blowing like $100 on a polo..
so at jcrew, i got my bf two sweaters, two ties, boxer shorts, and a polo...he's gonna look sooo gossip girl...
when i saw him last nite, i made him try it on and he looked super fab...then again,he's super cute so everything looks good on him..
i attempted to watch lipstick jungle but didn't get to watch the whole thing cause my bf came over at 10ish cause he got off of work early so we had to spend quality time together before he had to crash at 11 pm..i know..exciting times...
the first season of gossip girl came in today from blockbuster so i'm totally psyched...i know what my bf and i will be doing saturday nite...i know..going crazy and watching gossip girl..
oh yeah...i asked my bf if he wanted to move in with me...he said yes...i was like, huh???...like seriously? so i guess we'll be living together...i'm gonna give it a couple of months before we officially live together...it's a huge step...i mean, i've always have basically cohabited with my bfs together but i never really moved in with them cause i always kept my condo just the off chance that i'd break up with them and needed to go back home...so if my bf moves in with me, it's pretty serious...like, wow...i'm really living with someone...like seriously...
so today's drama basically consists of booz...and just a lot of booz...i can't go into details...it's complicated not complicated....
currently listening to mc solaar and vanessa paradis..yes...i'm feeling very french....
today will be spent catching the office...and cleaning up my condo tomorrow...and doing laundry...yes, exciting times.....xooxoxo....
so yesterday was spent hitting bloomies cause i wanted to get my bf a new polo cause i fucked up his last one in the wash...i ended up hitting jcrew cause i didn't feel like blowing like $100 on a polo..
so at jcrew, i got my bf two sweaters, two ties, boxer shorts, and a polo...he's gonna look sooo gossip girl...
when i saw him last nite, i made him try it on and he looked super fab...then again,he's super cute so everything looks good on him..
i attempted to watch lipstick jungle but didn't get to watch the whole thing cause my bf came over at 10ish cause he got off of work early so we had to spend quality time together before he had to crash at 11 pm..i know..exciting times...
the first season of gossip girl came in today from blockbuster so i'm totally psyched...i know what my bf and i will be doing saturday nite...i know..going crazy and watching gossip girl..
oh yeah...i asked my bf if he wanted to move in with me...he said yes...i was like, huh???...like seriously? so i guess we'll be living together...i'm gonna give it a couple of months before we officially live together...it's a huge step...i mean, i've always have basically cohabited with my bfs together but i never really moved in with them cause i always kept my condo just the off chance that i'd break up with them and needed to go back home...so if my bf moves in with me, it's pretty serious...like, wow...i'm really living with someone...like seriously...
so today's drama basically consists of booz...and just a lot of booz...i can't go into details...it's complicated not complicated....
currently listening to mc solaar and vanessa paradis..yes...i'm feeling very french....
today will be spent catching the office...and cleaning up my condo tomorrow...and doing laundry...yes, exciting times.....xooxoxo....
Subject : busy weekend...
Posted Date: : Sep 23, 2008 12:29 AM
had yet another fabulous weekend...
friday nite was spent grabbing seafood with my sisters and my bf at crabulous...it was insanely good...i loved loved the shrimp in garlic butter...
saturday was spent working the restaurant where i baked a bunch of cupcakes for a party i was hitting and then burning my fucking hand...that was great and by great, not so great...
then i got home and got ready for the mansion party which was super fab...i just got there and ate like a pig...seriously had four plates of food...
sunday was spent working a catering gig in the morning ...my maid came in and cleaned my place while i was at the gig which was awesome...after work, i got home and hung out with my bf...we saw burn after reading which was a pretty good movie...and then we got korean tofu soup which was delish...
tonite will be spent cleaning and rearranging my condo and catching gossip girl...it's gonna be sooo good...i know...totally chill evening...xoxoxo....
friday nite was spent grabbing seafood with my sisters and my bf at crabulous...it was insanely good...i loved loved the shrimp in garlic butter...
saturday was spent working the restaurant where i baked a bunch of cupcakes for a party i was hitting and then burning my fucking hand...that was great and by great, not so great...
then i got home and got ready for the mansion party which was super fab...i just got there and ate like a pig...seriously had four plates of food...
sunday was spent working a catering gig in the morning ...my maid came in and cleaned my place while i was at the gig which was awesome...after work, i got home and hung out with my bf...we saw burn after reading which was a pretty good movie...and then we got korean tofu soup which was delish...
tonite will be spent cleaning and rearranging my condo and catching gossip girl...it's gonna be sooo good...i know...totally chill evening...xoxoxo....
Subject : u want me to do what??????
Posted Date: : Sep 19, 2008 5:10 PM
so i get this email from a good friend of mine:
Hello-
Know anyone who needs a part time job? Extra cash?
I'm hiring someone for a part time position at the Odyssey Theatre. Its a great job for actors/improvisers/artists etc... Please forward on to anyone who may be interested. Make sure they say they were referred by you.
Thanks!
-Masha
Do you love to talk? Love the theatre? Come talk about ours! The Odyssey Theatre, the largest 99-seat theatre in Los Angeles, is hiring a phone sales associate to help spread the word of our 40th Anniversary season. We are looking for an enthusiastic, theatre-lover to sell our season to renewing subscribers, recent patrons, and theatre aficionados. Must be responsible, flexible and able to think on your feet. Position is part-time, 20 hours a week for 2 weeks each month. First of 2 week cycle to begin mid- October. $10/hr plus Commission. Great source of extra income. Flexible. www.odysseytheatre.com for information about the theatre. email resume to odysseytheatre@sbcglobal.net
my response to the email was:
i need extra cash...totally sign me up...it sounds like a dream job....NOT!!!! i'd rather date RICH....xoxox...
i think a simple "no" response would have been sufficient...anway, i need to grow up...still working on that...
okay..i'm gonna go back and sleep...i'm sooo fucking tired today...i woke up at 4 am cause i'm all antsy...but i'll live somehow...i just need 2 hours of really good sleep....xooxoxo...
Hello-
Know anyone who needs a part time job? Extra cash?
I'm hiring someone for a part time position at the Odyssey Theatre. Its a great job for actors/improvisers/artists etc... Please forward on to anyone who may be interested. Make sure they say they were referred by you.
Thanks!
-Masha
Do you love to talk? Love the theatre? Come talk about ours! The Odyssey Theatre, the largest 99-seat theatre in Los Angeles, is hiring a phone sales associate to help spread the word of our 40th Anniversary season. We are looking for an enthusiastic, theatre-lover to sell our season to renewing subscribers, recent patrons, and theatre aficionados. Must be responsible, flexible and able to think on your feet. Position is part-time, 20 hours a week for 2 weeks each month. First of 2 week cycle to begin mid- October. $10/hr plus Commission. Great source of extra income. Flexible. www.odysseytheatre.com for information about the theatre. email resume to odysseytheatre@sbcglobal.net
my response to the email was:
i need extra cash...totally sign me up...it sounds like a dream job....NOT!!!! i'd rather date RICH....xoxox...
i think a simple "no" response would have been sufficient...anway, i need to grow up...still working on that...
okay..i'm gonna go back and sleep...i'm sooo fucking tired today...i woke up at 4 am cause i'm all antsy...but i'll live somehow...i just need 2 hours of really good sleep....xooxoxo...
Subject : the meeting
Posted Date: : Sep 19, 2008 7:29 AM
so i met with the guy who may get me investors for my restaurant...it was soooo crazy...like it was some serious shit going down...so to keep it short, i'm completely inspired...i will begin working on my business plan and hopefully it turns into a reality by next year...this is totally insane...kinda talked about my concept and what i wanna do and basically, this guy will just make my dreams into a reality which is sooo strange...like a fucking dream come true...i mean, it's gonna take lots of work but after talking to him, it feels like my thoughts and plans aren't sooo crazy...
after meeting up with him, i grabbed dinner at my sister's house, went home, and chatted with my bf for a bit...and now i'm gonna crash...i feel oh sooo productive and like i'm finally gonna get my ass a career and do something practical with my life....
wow...am i officially now growing up???? xooxox....
after meeting up with him, i grabbed dinner at my sister's house, went home, and chatted with my bf for a bit...and now i'm gonna crash...i feel oh sooo productive and like i'm finally gonna get my ass a career and do something practical with my life....
wow...am i officially now growing up???? xooxox....
Subject : my today
Posted Date: : Sep 18, 2008 2:28 PM
i swear...my life gets seriously nuts sometimes...so yesterday, my sister tells me to get my ass into gear and work on my business plan for my restaurant and so i get home and being all productive and of course that means me lying on my couch chilling...i then get this phone call from this guy i had met over a month ago at a networking party who wants to talk to me about opening a restaurant. he tells me he wants to meet up with me to discuss my plans..and i'm like, fuck...that's the problem...i don't even have a business plan yet...i have a concept of what i wanna do but no concrete plans...it just totally sucked cause when he called, i didn't remember meeting him that nite cause i was soooo incredibly drunk...but anyway, i'll be meeting him tonite without a business plan...i swear, i'm such a fucking dumbass sometimes...it's like, it's a total sign..i mean, the market is bad and we're hitting a recession, but it's like the stars are telling me i need to open up this restaurant that i've been wanting to do for the last ten years...so i'm gonna meet up with this guy tonite and see what he has to say and beginning next week, i need to look for an agent to get an idea how much it'll cost to lease a restaurant...and do all those things my sister is bugging me about...
oh yeah...i also get an email from another guy who wants to work with me in planning future networking events...it's like, wow...i'm beginning to be all serious and like working and stuff...i also need to get my shit together and get my cooking classes started...i know...busy busy girl...
right now, i'm seriously just looking forward to getting time with my bf tomorrow nite...he's been working like crazy...i guess the good thing about having a bf who works 14 hour days is that it leaves me lots of time to work on my business "ventures"...which is what i should have been doing the last ten years of my life instead of dating and being in relationships with douchebags...
i also need to quit talking to my ex ex [aka birdboy]...he calls me yesterday to inform me that his birthday is next weekend and that i don't have to worry about taking him out or buying him a present...instead, he wants to give me a present...i'm like, "why would i want to even take u out? besides, i didn't even remember it was your bday cause u r no longer my bf nor my priority." he then asks me if it mattered what size carat rock i'd want...and i'm like, "well, i told my bf that it doesn't matter what he gets me if he wants to propose cause if u truly love the person you're with, the size of the rock shouldn't matter...besides, rings are a complete waste of money." i mean, i really don't know why my ex ex even keeps asking me such a stupid question and i guess i'm the bigger idiot for talking to him...i really need to not be soo nice on the phone...like seriously...i guess it's cause i no longer hate him...but our conversations are pointless cause if i ever need to call him, it's a medical question and i'm not wasting his time...he calls to see what i'm doing and i'm like, why does it matter? whatever...over it...xoxoxox...i'm kinda getting nervous over my "business" meeting tonite...
Subject : my little sister is kicking my fucking ass
Posted Date: : Sep 17, 2008 11:59 PM
i am currently cooking a mexican chocolate chipotle chili...it's gonna be delish...
anyway, today my younger sister decides to kick my ass into gear...she tells me she wants my restaurant business plan by october...i'm like, "that would require me to actually work on it"...she's like, she needs to know how much opening a restaurant is gonna run before she can help me fund it and by help me, she has to figure out how to get the money cause i live paycheck to paycheck...yes, i obviously have my shit together..she tells me to work on my menu and really find out all the costs and stuff like that...
so i guess she's kicking my ass and telling me i need to grow up and like have a career or something...yes, i'm almost thirty and have to get a real job soon...this whole kinda working to just make enough to pay my bills is no longer cute....well...it was never cute...
so i'm like, "can u give me till end of the year?" and she's like, "u gotta start being serious"...and i'm like, "can we just discuss this over dinner like a business meeting or something like that?" i don't think my sister was amused...
i know...i'm a shithead who needs to just do it...i mean, i'm immensely grateful to have people who believe in me and think i have what it takes to have my own restaurant but i guess part of me is always afraid of failure and that's what holds me back...like what if i totally open up this restaurant that i completely put my heart into and it fails me??? i don't know if i can handle that kind of rejection...i mean, i guess i can deal with rejection from everything else but when it comes to my food, i'm just more careful about it...like this is the only thing i'm good at and the only thing i've got...i know...seriously cheesy...and if i fuck up and fail, i'm a total failure...but i know i can't let that be the reason why i don't do it...so my sister is right...she fucking believes in me and i really should do it...
so upcoming monday, i'll get my business plan going...i bought all the books like six months ago...i should prolly start reading them...and find a commercial agent to see how much it's gonna run to lease a restaurant and all that fun stuff...damn...i wish i had a business partner...gotta work on my menu too...hmm....
so i can't wait till this weekend...i have to work both saturday and sunday mornings so that super sucks...but i'm gonna get date nite with the bf for friday, saturday, and sunday nite so i'm beyond ecstatic...he's been working like 12 hour days so i don't get to see him as much during the week...
friday nite will be spent watching a dvd and eating in, saturday will be spent catching a movie...i hope to coerce him into watching my best friend's girl and prolly grabbing dinner, and sunday nite, i hope to coerce him into taking me out to sushi and then catching my friend's fiance perform with his band in downtown LA..it should be hot...
i'm super tired today...went to bed at 2 am cause the bf got in late last nite from work...he didn't get home till close to midnite...and then we had to get up at 8 am cause he has a real job in which he has to actually get there before noon...
i'm also currently in the process of planning a halloween party with my gf...it's gonna be sooo hot...like soo hot...
i attempted to look for a black leotard for my halloween costume...since i'm on a budget, i'm gonna be a playboy bunny cause i already have the bunny ears...hopefully, i can find a leotard for like under $10...yes, it's gonna be a makeshift costume...i'll prolly look totally retarded...but whatever...i'm a girl on a budget and so i have to be super creative...and by creative, attempt to use stuff i already have...maybe i'll wear my superhero dress with the ears...no...that would make me look ultra stupid...oh wells...i have over a month to figure it out...will be spending tonite chilling.....xooxoxo....
anyway, today my younger sister decides to kick my ass into gear...she tells me she wants my restaurant business plan by october...i'm like, "that would require me to actually work on it"...she's like, she needs to know how much opening a restaurant is gonna run before she can help me fund it and by help me, she has to figure out how to get the money cause i live paycheck to paycheck...yes, i obviously have my shit together..she tells me to work on my menu and really find out all the costs and stuff like that...
so i guess she's kicking my ass and telling me i need to grow up and like have a career or something...yes, i'm almost thirty and have to get a real job soon...this whole kinda working to just make enough to pay my bills is no longer cute....well...it was never cute...
so i'm like, "can u give me till end of the year?" and she's like, "u gotta start being serious"...and i'm like, "can we just discuss this over dinner like a business meeting or something like that?" i don't think my sister was amused...
i know...i'm a shithead who needs to just do it...i mean, i'm immensely grateful to have people who believe in me and think i have what it takes to have my own restaurant but i guess part of me is always afraid of failure and that's what holds me back...like what if i totally open up this restaurant that i completely put my heart into and it fails me??? i don't know if i can handle that kind of rejection...i mean, i guess i can deal with rejection from everything else but when it comes to my food, i'm just more careful about it...like this is the only thing i'm good at and the only thing i've got...i know...seriously cheesy...and if i fuck up and fail, i'm a total failure...but i know i can't let that be the reason why i don't do it...so my sister is right...she fucking believes in me and i really should do it...
so upcoming monday, i'll get my business plan going...i bought all the books like six months ago...i should prolly start reading them...and find a commercial agent to see how much it's gonna run to lease a restaurant and all that fun stuff...damn...i wish i had a business partner...gotta work on my menu too...hmm....
so i can't wait till this weekend...i have to work both saturday and sunday mornings so that super sucks...but i'm gonna get date nite with the bf for friday, saturday, and sunday nite so i'm beyond ecstatic...he's been working like 12 hour days so i don't get to see him as much during the week...
friday nite will be spent watching a dvd and eating in, saturday will be spent catching a movie...i hope to coerce him into watching my best friend's girl and prolly grabbing dinner, and sunday nite, i hope to coerce him into taking me out to sushi and then catching my friend's fiance perform with his band in downtown LA..it should be hot...
i'm super tired today...went to bed at 2 am cause the bf got in late last nite from work...he didn't get home till close to midnite...and then we had to get up at 8 am cause he has a real job in which he has to actually get there before noon...
i'm also currently in the process of planning a halloween party with my gf...it's gonna be sooo hot...like soo hot...
i attempted to look for a black leotard for my halloween costume...since i'm on a budget, i'm gonna be a playboy bunny cause i already have the bunny ears...hopefully, i can find a leotard for like under $10...yes, it's gonna be a makeshift costume...i'll prolly look totally retarded...but whatever...i'm a girl on a budget and so i have to be super creative...and by creative, attempt to use stuff i already have...maybe i'll wear my superhero dress with the ears...no...that would make me look ultra stupid...oh wells...i have over a month to figure it out...will be spending tonite chilling.....xooxoxo....
Subject : he loved it...
Posted Date: : Sep 17, 2008 3:16 PM
so my bf loved his calvin klein wallet which is good...the wallet was cheap enough so if he loses it, i won't have a cow but it wasn't too cheap that i felt lame for getting him something soo unbelieveably cheap...i actually had brought the $20 wallet with me and asked him which one he liked better...at first, he was like, "i don't want u spending that much money on me"...i'm like, "seriously...it's $70..i think i'll manage to live...somehow."...but after seeing the cheap bosca wallet and the calvin klein wallet, he opted to keep the calvin klein wallet...so i'm super glad...seriously, took me two whole days and hitting like 8 different stores and two malls until i found the perfect wallet...
so last nite was spent watching beverly hills 90210...sooo damn good and then visiting the bf...i know...exciting times....xooxox....
so last nite was spent watching beverly hills 90210...sooo damn good and then visiting the bf...i know...exciting times....xooxox....
Subject : i couldn’t do it...
Posted Date: : Sep 16, 2008 11:22 PM
so i couldn't bring myself to give my bf that ghetto ass cheap wallet...so i ended up hitting the americana and got him a wallet at the calvin klein store...i hope he loves it cause i seriously hit like ten different stores in the search of the perfect wallet...so now i'm home and eating a sausage hot dog cause i'm a pig...i'm glad i'm feeling hungry again...i hope that means i'm getting better...i swear, being sick sucks like a biatch...
tonite will be spent watching beverly hills 90210 cause i'm crazy like that...xoxoxox....
tonite will be spent watching beverly hills 90210 cause i'm crazy like that...xoxoxox....
Subject : i’m a total disaster
Posted Date: : Sep 16, 2008 12:55 PM
i spent last nite watching gossip girl for the first time and i crazy loved it...
i also spent hours at the mall earlier looking for the perfect wallet for my bf but the ones i wanted were sold out and then there was this super cute ferragamo one i wanted to get him but i couldn't justify paying $250 for a wallet that i know wouldn't matter to him...i had hit Banana Republic cause he told me that's where he got his last wallet but they no longer carry wallets...i was tempted to get him a montblanc one but they didn't have the leather i wanted and there was this one perfect wallet at coach which was pretty reasonably priced for $100 but they had sold out and it would take like a week to get it...so i ended up hitting nordstrom rack per the advice of a friend and got a seriously basic black wallet for $20...that's sooo cheap...but i felt bad for buying something sooo cheap for him cause he obviously deserves the best...i figured he could use this temporarily until i can afford a super hot wallet for him...i guess if he ends up losing this wallet, i won't get mad at him...i know...didn't know it could be soo much work buying a man's wallet..but i'm seriously thinking of getting him a commes des garcons wallet...
anyway, so i'm currently still sick and it sucks big time...i really hate feeling under the weather..i think i'm gonna lay low this week so i can hopefully recover sooner...
my gf and i are planning a huge halloween party so that should be crazy fun...so that's my life...nothing too excitng....xoxoxox...
i also spent hours at the mall earlier looking for the perfect wallet for my bf but the ones i wanted were sold out and then there was this super cute ferragamo one i wanted to get him but i couldn't justify paying $250 for a wallet that i know wouldn't matter to him...i had hit Banana Republic cause he told me that's where he got his last wallet but they no longer carry wallets...i was tempted to get him a montblanc one but they didn't have the leather i wanted and there was this one perfect wallet at coach which was pretty reasonably priced for $100 but they had sold out and it would take like a week to get it...so i ended up hitting nordstrom rack per the advice of a friend and got a seriously basic black wallet for $20...that's sooo cheap...but i felt bad for buying something sooo cheap for him cause he obviously deserves the best...i figured he could use this temporarily until i can afford a super hot wallet for him...i guess if he ends up losing this wallet, i won't get mad at him...i know...didn't know it could be soo much work buying a man's wallet..but i'm seriously thinking of getting him a commes des garcons wallet...
anyway, so i'm currently still sick and it sucks big time...i really hate feeling under the weather..i think i'm gonna lay low this week so i can hopefully recover sooner...
my gf and i are planning a huge halloween party so that should be crazy fun...so that's my life...nothing too excitng....xoxoxox...
Subject : crazy sunday
Posted Date: : Sep 15, 2008 2:47 PM
so after my cooking lesson yesterday which was beyond fun, i get home and begin to feel immensely sick which was not soo fun...my younger sister takes me out to lunch in which i split a bowl of pho with her and then i get back and feel intensely cold...i end up sleeping for several hours and wake up feeling really shitty...so since i don't have health insurance cause i'm too broke to afford it, i call several doctor friends...i called an Internist, an ER doc, an anesthesiologist, a family doc, a radiologist...and no one picked up their phone...about 5 minutes later, i got 4 calls back in which the verdict was for me to take lots of liquids, swish with listerine, and take day quil or ibuprofen...so i call up my bf to tell him i'm dying...which in turn causes him to bring me oj and listerine to save the day...i popped two ibuprofens and had 2 slices of bread for dinner and surprisingly, i felt intensely better...so now i may be able to make it into work...i love having a crew of docs at my beck and call..it's fab...and now i'm basically healed...my bf and i ended up watching fringe last nite on tv...the show was kinda lame...and that was basically my nite....i know..too crazy exciting....xoxoxoxox.....
Subject : asking for it...
Posted Date: : Sep 14, 2008 1:48 PM
spent yesterday working at the restaurant which was a joke cause i seriously had three hours of sleep...managed to burn myself cause that's what i'm good at...also was unable to focus...it totally sucked..seriously, being around a kitchen and cooking when you're half asleep, not really the best idea i could have had...i basically would forget orders and burn stuff..i hate myself...
i also cooked for my staff...attempted to make peruvian pasta which was a disaster...it was funny cause i cook it for my staff without tasting the food first and i asked them how was it...and they are like, "it's good" and so i bite into it and i'm like, wtf, this tastes sooo damn bland...i swear, i can no longer trust them...they can't be honest with me...now it makes me question if they've ever really liked my cooking...i then went on a rampage and told them that if i make something and it tastes like crap [which obviously rarely happens], i need them to tell me..i mean, i can't be great all of the time...most of the time, yes, but not all of the time...
so as i'm leaving for work early cause i can't take it anymore, one of the servers ask me for a ride home...i'm like, "okay" cause he tells me it seems to be in the direction of where i'm heading...so anyway, it wasn't on the way...actually took me an additional 20 minutes out of my way...but hey, whatever..i don't mind helping out people...
so as he is leaving my car, he asks me for my number and if we can hang out...i'm like..."okay..." and then told him to just grab my business card from my bag cause i thought it sounded less personal that way...it was just one of those awkward moments cause u work with this person and i felt if i didn't give out my number, i'd be a douche cause i'll be seeing this person again...i guess i should have saw it coming cause earlier during the day, he was asking me what i liked to do for fun...i would kinda blow him off cause i was busy feeling tired from my party from the nite before...
i was also prolly asking for it cause u know...i look sooo hot in the kitchen...i've got my coke bottle glasses on, my wife beater, my jeans, and wife beater...and my hair is all disheveled...nothing screams out sexier than me smelling like garlic and pizza dough...
anyway, this guy is also an actor and 24...i swear, what's up with me and super young guys lately? i bet they sense the desperateness in me as i am fast approaching 30...
so after working, i drove to see my bf in which we spent quality time watching "son of rambow" which is seriously a great great movie...i completely loved it....then again, i love kids and the movie is chock full of them...we also had soup and pizza...delish...and then we spent the rest of the evening staring at each other...it's seriously that romantic...
today will be giving a cooking lesson in the morning which i'm super psyched about and then going home and seriously have some down time...i utterly need it..it's been a crazy weekend....xooxoxoxo.....
i also cooked for my staff...attempted to make peruvian pasta which was a disaster...it was funny cause i cook it for my staff without tasting the food first and i asked them how was it...and they are like, "it's good" and so i bite into it and i'm like, wtf, this tastes sooo damn bland...i swear, i can no longer trust them...they can't be honest with me...now it makes me question if they've ever really liked my cooking...i then went on a rampage and told them that if i make something and it tastes like crap [which obviously rarely happens], i need them to tell me..i mean, i can't be great all of the time...most of the time, yes, but not all of the time...
so as i'm leaving for work early cause i can't take it anymore, one of the servers ask me for a ride home...i'm like, "okay" cause he tells me it seems to be in the direction of where i'm heading...so anyway, it wasn't on the way...actually took me an additional 20 minutes out of my way...but hey, whatever..i don't mind helping out people...
so as he is leaving my car, he asks me for my number and if we can hang out...i'm like..."okay..." and then told him to just grab my business card from my bag cause i thought it sounded less personal that way...it was just one of those awkward moments cause u work with this person and i felt if i didn't give out my number, i'd be a douche cause i'll be seeing this person again...i guess i should have saw it coming cause earlier during the day, he was asking me what i liked to do for fun...i would kinda blow him off cause i was busy feeling tired from my party from the nite before...
i was also prolly asking for it cause u know...i look sooo hot in the kitchen...i've got my coke bottle glasses on, my wife beater, my jeans, and wife beater...and my hair is all disheveled...nothing screams out sexier than me smelling like garlic and pizza dough...
anyway, this guy is also an actor and 24...i swear, what's up with me and super young guys lately? i bet they sense the desperateness in me as i am fast approaching 30...
so after working, i drove to see my bf in which we spent quality time watching "son of rambow" which is seriously a great great movie...i completely loved it....then again, i love kids and the movie is chock full of them...we also had soup and pizza...delish...and then we spent the rest of the evening staring at each other...it's seriously that romantic...
today will be giving a cooking lesson in the morning which i'm super psyched about and then going home and seriously have some down time...i utterly need it..it's been a crazy weekend....xooxoxoxo.....
Subject : a nite of networking and debauchery
Posted Date: : Sep 13, 2008 1:35 PM
OMG...last nite's networking/singles party was completely off the hook...it was soooo nuts. okay...i need to do a play by play...
so my hot gf and i get there and we have to man the front which is kinda lame cause we wanna be inside with our guests and basically "network" and get drunk...so hot guys start to trickle in...
instead of hanging out with the guests, some of the guys would stand by the table where we are working at and flirt with us...they'd say stuff like, "why go inside when the hottest girls are right here?" and i'd be like, "yeah...i can't really argue with that." i kid...and by kid, not really kid cause i have to admit, my gf and i are pretty damn cute...okay, she's cute and i'm funny...damn it, why do i always have to be the funny one????....
so since we were playing host, we had to tell these seriously hot boys to just join the party and mingle...besides, we actually had to work...
and while working, my douchebag ex ex bf keeps calling me and asks if i can let him into the party for free and i'm like, "why would i fucking do that?" i mean, he's soooo damn cheap, it drives me crazy...and then he calls me a billion times to tell me he can't find parking...and i'm like, "i'm working right now u asshole...stop calling me." i swear, he expects me to baby him and he forgets i no longer have to do that cause i'm not his fucking gf...
anyway, when he finally gets to the party, i continue to inform him that i hate him, and by hate him, really hate him...okay....i no longer hate him so much...i mean, it's my own fault really...i should have never dated someone who is a total douchebag...a mistake that i'm good at repeating apparently with my most recent ex...
so around 10:30 pm, i told my gf who was hosting the party that we needed to fuck this shit and stop working...i wanted to hang out with our hot guests...
...and OMG...it finally happened...i met the BABY DADDY of my dreams...let's call him mr. john smith...actually, he's the back up babby daddy of my dreams cause i have a super hot bf that i'm crazy about and mr. smith has got this super hot wife...
i told mr. smith what it would take to be a potential baby daddy...basically, he would need a job which he has...i told him he would basically just pay for child support and take care of the kid on the weekends so i could work on my weekends, and by work, meet hot boys and party and get drunk...u know, basically continue my life...i ain't gonna let no baby cramp my lifestyle...
surprisingly, he agreed..thought it was the best idea in the world...the only thing that would stop us from getting together and making this super cute baby is me having a bf and mr. smith u know...being married...small glitch which i'm sure would all work out in the end...we've already discussed baby names...so u know, after u discuss baby names, it means that i'm really having this baby...i told mr. smith i would also need some sort of pre-nup just the off chance he ends up leaving his wife for me and i would need the pre-nup to state that he keeps all his assets and i keep all my debt and if we ever separate, he keeps the baby...i mean, if i kept the baby, it would seriously cramp my dating life...but of course, i wouldn't give up the kid without a struggle...i'd be willing to exchange this super cute kid for a super cute pair of jimmy choo boots or maybe a chloe handbag...i mean, i think that's a fair exchange....i kid...i love kids..i could never give up a child especially if i sacrificed my body to have it...i should prolly talk him into getting a surrogate mother so it'll be like a win win situation...i'll get a baby and still maintain my hotness...wow...i'm soooo clever sometimes...so clever..
so anyway, it was great meeting mr. john smith in person...i'd been talking to him via internet mail and he was super chill in person...i wish i could call him a douchebag cause he's a lawyer...but unfortunately, i can't...
oh yeah, while talking to mr. smith and informing him of certain facts like how hot i am and great, i ended up spilling my oj and cranberry juice all over my hot sexy legs...and by hot sexy legs, just legs cause they're really not that hot and sexy...although i'm grateful i have two legs...makes it easier to walk...anyway, so he quickly learned that i wasn't hot and great but a complete clumsy dork...i know, the truth comes out...oh wells...
yeah...it was a great nite...i got lots of attention from the boys which is fab cause i'm a total attention whore...it just sucked that i'm taken cause this event would have given me dates for at least a year..damn...and by damn, not really damn...i swear, i've got the greatest boyfriend like ever and i'm seriously lucky a boy like him would go out with a clumsy dork like myself...
so i end the nite grabbing thai food with my friends in hollywood...that was delish and fun...totally awesome nite...now i'm fucking tired, need to sleep for a couple more hours, and get my booty to work and then get home and take care of my super gorgeous bf cause he's crazy sick...xoxoxox....
so my hot gf and i get there and we have to man the front which is kinda lame cause we wanna be inside with our guests and basically "network" and get drunk...so hot guys start to trickle in...
instead of hanging out with the guests, some of the guys would stand by the table where we are working at and flirt with us...they'd say stuff like, "why go inside when the hottest girls are right here?" and i'd be like, "yeah...i can't really argue with that." i kid...and by kid, not really kid cause i have to admit, my gf and i are pretty damn cute...okay, she's cute and i'm funny...damn it, why do i always have to be the funny one????....
so since we were playing host, we had to tell these seriously hot boys to just join the party and mingle...besides, we actually had to work...
and while working, my douchebag ex ex bf keeps calling me and asks if i can let him into the party for free and i'm like, "why would i fucking do that?" i mean, he's soooo damn cheap, it drives me crazy...and then he calls me a billion times to tell me he can't find parking...and i'm like, "i'm working right now u asshole...stop calling me." i swear, he expects me to baby him and he forgets i no longer have to do that cause i'm not his fucking gf...
anyway, when he finally gets to the party, i continue to inform him that i hate him, and by hate him, really hate him...okay....i no longer hate him so much...i mean, it's my own fault really...i should have never dated someone who is a total douchebag...a mistake that i'm good at repeating apparently with my most recent ex...
so around 10:30 pm, i told my gf who was hosting the party that we needed to fuck this shit and stop working...i wanted to hang out with our hot guests...
...and OMG...it finally happened...i met the BABY DADDY of my dreams...let's call him mr. john smith...actually, he's the back up babby daddy of my dreams cause i have a super hot bf that i'm crazy about and mr. smith has got this super hot wife...
i told mr. smith what it would take to be a potential baby daddy...basically, he would need a job which he has...i told him he would basically just pay for child support and take care of the kid on the weekends so i could work on my weekends, and by work, meet hot boys and party and get drunk...u know, basically continue my life...i ain't gonna let no baby cramp my lifestyle...
surprisingly, he agreed..thought it was the best idea in the world...the only thing that would stop us from getting together and making this super cute baby is me having a bf and mr. smith u know...being married...small glitch which i'm sure would all work out in the end...we've already discussed baby names...so u know, after u discuss baby names, it means that i'm really having this baby...i told mr. smith i would also need some sort of pre-nup just the off chance he ends up leaving his wife for me and i would need the pre-nup to state that he keeps all his assets and i keep all my debt and if we ever separate, he keeps the baby...i mean, if i kept the baby, it would seriously cramp my dating life...but of course, i wouldn't give up the kid without a struggle...i'd be willing to exchange this super cute kid for a super cute pair of jimmy choo boots or maybe a chloe handbag...i mean, i think that's a fair exchange....i kid...i love kids..i could never give up a child especially if i sacrificed my body to have it...i should prolly talk him into getting a surrogate mother so it'll be like a win win situation...i'll get a baby and still maintain my hotness...wow...i'm soooo clever sometimes...so clever..
so anyway, it was great meeting mr. john smith in person...i'd been talking to him via internet mail and he was super chill in person...i wish i could call him a douchebag cause he's a lawyer...but unfortunately, i can't...
oh yeah, while talking to mr. smith and informing him of certain facts like how hot i am and great, i ended up spilling my oj and cranberry juice all over my hot sexy legs...and by hot sexy legs, just legs cause they're really not that hot and sexy...although i'm grateful i have two legs...makes it easier to walk...anyway, so he quickly learned that i wasn't hot and great but a complete clumsy dork...i know, the truth comes out...oh wells...
yeah...it was a great nite...i got lots of attention from the boys which is fab cause i'm a total attention whore...it just sucked that i'm taken cause this event would have given me dates for at least a year..damn...and by damn, not really damn...i swear, i've got the greatest boyfriend like ever and i'm seriously lucky a boy like him would go out with a clumsy dork like myself...
so i end the nite grabbing thai food with my friends in hollywood...that was delish and fun...totally awesome nite...now i'm fucking tired, need to sleep for a couple more hours, and get my booty to work and then get home and take care of my super gorgeous bf cause he's crazy sick...xoxoxox....
Subject : OMG
Posted Date: : Sep 11, 2008 11:25 PM
OMG...so my hello kitty debit card arrived today and it's gorgeous...sooo damn cute...okay...it doesn't take much to make me happy...
my elle magazine came in today too...must be my lucky day...and no bills in the mail...i fucking love that...
so i went to see built to spill at the troubador last nite with a friend...that was cool...i also had a burger and fries there which was a bad idea but i was starving...had vodka and cranberry juice so i was drunk off my ass...i really need to stop being such a cheap date...although it wasn't a date...i was totally missing my bf...i seriously can't wait till he gets back tomorrow...it sucks cause i won't be seeing him till late cause i have to work a networking/singles event which will be off the hook ...fo shizzy, btw...
i'm gonna chill out tonite and basically get ready for tomorrow nite...nothing too exciting...which is good...i guess that's it...i continue to be insanely in love with my best friend...seriously, when does the honeymoon state wear off? xoxoxo....
my elle magazine came in today too...must be my lucky day...and no bills in the mail...i fucking love that...
so i went to see built to spill at the troubador last nite with a friend...that was cool...i also had a burger and fries there which was a bad idea but i was starving...had vodka and cranberry juice so i was drunk off my ass...i really need to stop being such a cheap date...although it wasn't a date...i was totally missing my bf...i seriously can't wait till he gets back tomorrow...it sucks cause i won't be seeing him till late cause i have to work a networking/singles event which will be off the hook ...fo shizzy, btw...
i'm gonna chill out tonite and basically get ready for tomorrow nite...nothing too exciting...which is good...i guess that's it...i continue to be insanely in love with my best friend...seriously, when does the honeymoon state wear off? xoxoxo....
Subject : my last nite
Posted Date: : Sep 10, 2008 1:51 PM
last nite was spent having dinner at my little sister's apartment...she cooked pho...totally delish...
we also saw beverly hills 90210...the show is sooo lame but i'm currently in love with the really hot gay guy...i think his name is chace...not sure...
i love how this show is filled with anorexics...i swear...do they tell these girls to like totally starve themselves so it sends a message out to america that we're too fat? yeah...after watching the show, i realized i'm too fat and really wanted to throw up in the bathroom or at least start taking laxatives...
the show was also kinda stupid cause one of the characters father was like cheating on her mother and i guess he can't like hang out with his daughter so gives her this super expensive mercedes to make up for it and she's like crying...she then goes to his work to surprise him with dinner, and lo and behold, he's making out with some other bitch...and she's like all devastated...and so she tells her mom who is like, "i already know about the other woman and i'm cool with it cause i don't wanna change my lifestyle" and i'm like, of course...so u basically take it up the ass and put up with that shit? i mean, if i was in that situation, i'd get a divorce and take half...i mean, she'd still be rich and then she can start hooking up with guys without feeling like all guilty about it and her husband can be with his skank and everyone is happy...and so this character is like crying and her ex-bf attempts to comfort her cause her dad is a "jerk" for cheating but her ex-bf totally cheated on her when they were dating too...yes...sooo much drama in beverly hills...
dont' get me wrong...i'm no saint...i've cheated on my last bf cause he was such a douchebag but that didn't make it right...i was left feeling like complete crap about it and no matter how i justify it by saying it's cause it was a bad relationship that was on it's way out, i never should have done it...cause now i have to live with the guilt...oh wells...btw..is it considered still cheating if u tell the person?? or is it considered cheating if u like broke up for like a day? hmmm...
i think i may actually like this show...i really gotta start watching gossip girl...i heard it's fab...
i totally wanted to catch matt white last nite at the grove but was too lazy to drive out to that hood...oh wells...
i wanna catch him tonite at the roxy but i'm already gonna catch built to spill with my friend at the troubador...i know, my life is too exciting...
guess that's it...not looking forward to going to work...still missing my bf like crazy cause he's in florida...i swear, he's the best thing that's happened to me since the creation of la perla lingerie....actually, he's even better!!! xoxoxoxo....
we also saw beverly hills 90210...the show is sooo lame but i'm currently in love with the really hot gay guy...i think his name is chace...not sure...
i love how this show is filled with anorexics...i swear...do they tell these girls to like totally starve themselves so it sends a message out to america that we're too fat? yeah...after watching the show, i realized i'm too fat and really wanted to throw up in the bathroom or at least start taking laxatives...
the show was also kinda stupid cause one of the characters father was like cheating on her mother and i guess he can't like hang out with his daughter so gives her this super expensive mercedes to make up for it and she's like crying...she then goes to his work to surprise him with dinner, and lo and behold, he's making out with some other bitch...and she's like all devastated...and so she tells her mom who is like, "i already know about the other woman and i'm cool with it cause i don't wanna change my lifestyle" and i'm like, of course...so u basically take it up the ass and put up with that shit? i mean, if i was in that situation, i'd get a divorce and take half...i mean, she'd still be rich and then she can start hooking up with guys without feeling like all guilty about it and her husband can be with his skank and everyone is happy...and so this character is like crying and her ex-bf attempts to comfort her cause her dad is a "jerk" for cheating but her ex-bf totally cheated on her when they were dating too...yes...sooo much drama in beverly hills...
dont' get me wrong...i'm no saint...i've cheated on my last bf cause he was such a douchebag but that didn't make it right...i was left feeling like complete crap about it and no matter how i justify it by saying it's cause it was a bad relationship that was on it's way out, i never should have done it...cause now i have to live with the guilt...oh wells...btw..is it considered still cheating if u tell the person?? or is it considered cheating if u like broke up for like a day? hmmm...
i think i may actually like this show...i really gotta start watching gossip girl...i heard it's fab...
i totally wanted to catch matt white last nite at the grove but was too lazy to drive out to that hood...oh wells...
i wanna catch him tonite at the roxy but i'm already gonna catch built to spill with my friend at the troubador...i know, my life is too exciting...
guess that's it...not looking forward to going to work...still missing my bf like crazy cause he's in florida...i swear, he's the best thing that's happened to me since the creation of la perla lingerie....actually, he's even better!!! xoxoxoxo....
Subject : this blog is dedicated to my fan 2...this blog is entitled...fun in the sun.
Posted Date: : Sep 8, 2008 11:00 PM
so apparently, i have more than one person who reads my blogs...it's quite exciting, actually...makes me feel very special...like i'm now really not just talking to myself...so i dedicate this blog to u, tuanizzle, for informing me yesterday at the beach that u love my blogs...okay...maybe u didn't use the word love...but u found them entertaining...so for that..this blog goes out to u...
my ever entertaining weekend, part deux...i think that means two in french...
so friday nite was spent watching What Happens in Vegas with Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher...and eating burger king...what can i say? my bf is the greatest..he works hard and brings home the burgers!!! i had a whopper jr. and a small salad...i know, i'm a fucking pig...i can't help myself...so that was a fun nite...
saturday was spent going into work and then triple dating...that was crazy fun...we hit mario's peruvian and seafood restaurant on melrose...it was a total hole in the wall but the food was amazing..i loved loved it and i'm actually a picky eater...also, the restaurant lets u bring your own booz without a corkage fee...so u know what that means...i got wasted...had three glasses of amazing wine...
after that, we hit a improv show at groundlings...i continued to be drunk during the show but started sobering up halfway through...so of course, i needed to continue to get my drink on relatively soon..so we hit the village idiot and i had a cosmo...got drunk some more and then went home...oh yeah...at the village idiot, i bumped into one of my ex's friends who didn't know that we had broken up...so it's always that strange encountering...and it's like, "wow...what happened?" and you're left standing there saying something stupid like, "yeah..we were like too passionate and then it got toxic." vs. the honest answer which would have been "yeah, i was total crazy bitch and your friend is an abusive asshole"...
anyway, i loved triple dating...i had a super fun time...
saturday was spent hitting huntington beach...had some fabulous sausages and i had made this pasta salad to go with it...delish...my bf spent his time playing volleyball with my friends and i spent my time sitting down on a beach towel and catching up with my gfs....we discussed our plans for our upcoming networking/singles party which is sooo gonna be off the crazy hook..i seriously can't wait...
finally got home at around 8ish where i took a shower cause the beach feels oh sooo dirty...i then grabbed dinner for the bf and hung out with him for an hour before going home and then crashing...crazy crazy fun weekend...
now i'm left with dermatitis cause i'm allergic to the damn sun...oh wells...
wouldn't trade this weekend for anything in the world..not even a chanel bag...okay...that's actually a tough call...i heart heart chanel...damn it...no...my weekend was pretty damn fab....
will be spending this evening grabbing dinner with my sisters...
so there u have it, tuanizzle...this blog was for u!!! enjoy!!! xoxoxox....
Subject : ryan’s roses
Posted Date: : Sep 5, 2008 7:13 PM
was driving back home from the bf's place this morning and was listening to ryan's roses on kiis fm...on the radio, this girl finds out her bf is cheating on her..right after that segment, the radio station plays mary j. blige song and the lyrics of the song is, "i can't live without u"...and i'm like, how fucking insensitive is this radio station? i mean, isn't that the last song i would wanna fucking hear after finding out that my fucking bf is cheating on my ass?
and then i'm home...trying to clean and watching tyra and is it just me or is tyra a total douchebag? her show is retarded and i hate myself for watching it...
anyway, i think i'm spending this evening grabbing dinner with my bf and hopefully just chilling...i better go back to cleaning my condo....oxoxoxo....
and then i'm home...trying to clean and watching tyra and is it just me or is tyra a total douchebag? her show is retarded and i hate myself for watching it...
anyway, i think i'm spending this evening grabbing dinner with my bf and hopefully just chilling...i better go back to cleaning my condo....oxoxoxo....
Subject : i’m needy, nuts, wants babies, have a bf, and a complete mess...and u still wanna hang out???
Posted Date: : Sep 4, 2008 9:24 PM
so last nite this guy i met last saturday nite gives me a call...he tells me he hates girls who are needy, messy, and nuts. i inform him i am all those things and have a bf...he then says me, "can we still hang out?" i'm like, "r u kidding me?" i also informed him i want babies...like real soon...i swear, why do those comments no longer scare men away???? and of course he'd call like four days after getting my number cause calling the next day would appear desperate...
this morning, i also got an email from this guy i had met last friday nite asking me out...he writes: "how is the pink eye? i'll be in LA in two weeks...can we hang out?" i'm like, r men actually now liking me for like my personality??? what is going on here??? i mean, i was a complete hot mess this past weekend...since i thought i had pink eye [cause i self diagnosed myself], i couldn't wear my make up and was forced to wear my glasses when i went out so i totally looked like a complete geek...and since i was forced to wear my glasses, i was unable to dress skanky as i normally do in my cheap attempts to attract the opposite sex...yet, i still got asked for my number...
whatever happened to liking me for my looks? do i really have stellar personality? damn it...or maybe guys never really liked my looks and they've just been all about my personality? damn it...this makes things confusing...so are guys not really as shallow as i thought they were? what world am i living in???? hot damn...
xoxoxox....
Subject : labor day weekend in review
Posted Date: : Sep 2, 2008 11:44 PM
crazy labor day weekend....of course, cause that's my life...how do i even begin??? saturday nite was spent with my bf watching tyler perry's "why did i get married?"...yes, u heard me right...i currently have a "bf"..actually, maybe i'm jumping the gun here...i'm actually currently in an "exclusive" relationship...i think those were the terms we discussed...
sunday was spent doing laundry with my bf and then hitting the oc with my gfs to this bbq in irvine...the party was crazy fun...the guy cooked us all this fancy food and it was totally delish...we played celebrity taboo and cranium...super fab evening...one of the guys asked me for my number in front of the guy i had gone out with...it was kinda weird...that guy is also retarded cause earlier that evening, i had told him i didn't do long distance relationships and the OC is crazy long distance...the guy was like, "i know u don't do long distance relationships but can i drive out to glendale and take u out to dinner?"...and i'm like, dude, did u not hear me earlier? cause i totally went on a rant about how if a guy doesn't live like ten minutes away from me, he's long distance..i'm super needy and can't wait like an hour for some douchebag to see me...i don't have that kind of patience..anyway, i felt all awkward so i did the whole, "i guess i can give u my business card" cause i felt it would sound less personal that way...i should have just been totally honest with him and given him the first three reasons why i could not date him:
1. he lives in the OC
2. he's korean [my most recent ex is korean so it brings back bad memories]
3. i have a bf
other reasons why it was not meant to be was also cause he's christian, not very funny, and did i mention, korean????
it was a slight boost to my ego though nonetheless cause i looked like crap that nite...was still sporting my eyeglasses due to my own diagnosis of pink eye...i swear, i need to quit diagnosing myself...anyway, got home late that nite cause it's always fun in suburbia...
monday was spent going to a FOB party and then car shopping with my bf and then watching a movie...yes, i went all out this weekend...CRAZY!!!!
this week will be spent dealing with my menstrual cycle...i hate being a girl...triple dating saturday nite and hitting the beach on sunday...seriously can't wait for the weekend!!!! xooxox...
sunday was spent doing laundry with my bf and then hitting the oc with my gfs to this bbq in irvine...the party was crazy fun...the guy cooked us all this fancy food and it was totally delish...we played celebrity taboo and cranium...super fab evening...one of the guys asked me for my number in front of the guy i had gone out with...it was kinda weird...that guy is also retarded cause earlier that evening, i had told him i didn't do long distance relationships and the OC is crazy long distance...the guy was like, "i know u don't do long distance relationships but can i drive out to glendale and take u out to dinner?"...and i'm like, dude, did u not hear me earlier? cause i totally went on a rant about how if a guy doesn't live like ten minutes away from me, he's long distance..i'm super needy and can't wait like an hour for some douchebag to see me...i don't have that kind of patience..anyway, i felt all awkward so i did the whole, "i guess i can give u my business card" cause i felt it would sound less personal that way...i should have just been totally honest with him and given him the first three reasons why i could not date him:
1. he lives in the OC
2. he's korean [my most recent ex is korean so it brings back bad memories]
3. i have a bf
other reasons why it was not meant to be was also cause he's christian, not very funny, and did i mention, korean????
it was a slight boost to my ego though nonetheless cause i looked like crap that nite...was still sporting my eyeglasses due to my own diagnosis of pink eye...i swear, i need to quit diagnosing myself...anyway, got home late that nite cause it's always fun in suburbia...
monday was spent going to a FOB party and then car shopping with my bf and then watching a movie...yes, i went all out this weekend...CRAZY!!!!
this week will be spent dealing with my menstrual cycle...i hate being a girl...triple dating saturday nite and hitting the beach on sunday...seriously can't wait for the weekend!!!! xooxox...
Subject : a nite in my fucking life...
Posted Date: : Aug 30, 2008 7:12 AM
spent this evening at edison...since i was driving, i couldn't drink so u can only imagine how my evening went...
my gfs were busy using techniques to attract boys...i was busy fondling my best friend...
i also looked like a real hot mess tonite...i got pink eye so i was forced to wear my glasses...i also continue to have my nasty cough...i swear...my life currently sucks at the moment...
my gfs are busy playing flirting techniques in which u stare at a guy and he comes over, and it surprisingly works...my technique usually consists of me approaching them and saying, "buy me a drink bitch and i'm yours." somehow their technique seemed a little more productive than mine...
so at edison, i'm getting my drink on with oj and cranberry juice...
this guy approaches me despite my pink eye fiasco and the fact that i'm also busy fondling my best friend...we talk...he's interesting...asks me if he can take me out to dinner...i'm like, why? i told him he already bought me a drink so i'm already his...he proceeds to ask me to go to new york with him for the weekend...i'm like, r u serious? i brush him off...i mean, this guy is way too easy...i don't even know him...we talk about texas...don't ask me why...anyway, i quickly got bored...and that was my evening...i know, most interesting friday nite ever...oh yeah, my ex ex also called me tonite while i was at the bar...don't know why...life gets too complicated...my non-existent love life anyway....xoxoxox....
my gfs were busy using techniques to attract boys...i was busy fondling my best friend...
i also looked like a real hot mess tonite...i got pink eye so i was forced to wear my glasses...i also continue to have my nasty cough...i swear...my life currently sucks at the moment...
my gfs are busy playing flirting techniques in which u stare at a guy and he comes over, and it surprisingly works...my technique usually consists of me approaching them and saying, "buy me a drink bitch and i'm yours." somehow their technique seemed a little more productive than mine...
so at edison, i'm getting my drink on with oj and cranberry juice...
this guy approaches me despite my pink eye fiasco and the fact that i'm also busy fondling my best friend...we talk...he's interesting...asks me if he can take me out to dinner...i'm like, why? i told him he already bought me a drink so i'm already his...he proceeds to ask me to go to new york with him for the weekend...i'm like, r u serious? i brush him off...i mean, this guy is way too easy...i don't even know him...we talk about texas...don't ask me why...anyway, i quickly got bored...and that was my evening...i know, most interesting friday nite ever...oh yeah, my ex ex also called me tonite while i was at the bar...don't know why...life gets too complicated...my non-existent love life anyway....xoxoxox....
Subject : double booked in one nite cause i’m a douchebag
Posted Date: : Aug 28, 2008 7:19 AM
okay...i officially quit dating..or at least will just date one person...i spent yesterday being an idiot and double booked two dates in one evening...i mean, i've done it before but that was several years back when i was young...
i actually attempted to cancel on first date in which he told me he wanted to reschedule for like next week...i'm like, damn, i might as well just go on the date and get it over with...so i scheduled that date for 6:30 pm...the date was interesting but that's only because i'm interesting...i kid...we talked about business stuff and his ex-gf...i swear, i really need to learn to not hand out my number to guys when i'm totally drunk...bad idea...anyway, he ends up being a nice guy...i thought i was being pretty lame on the date cause there was obviously no physical attraction or chemistry on my part but apparently that didn't stop him from asking me out again as soon as we were done with the date cause i obviously had to cut it short so i can make it in time for my second date...i hate it when that happens...like being asked out when you're not interested...anyway, when i was cutting out, was planning on pretending i was tired and had to head out but instead, i was just blatant and told him i needed to go cause i had dinner plans with some other guy...so i was surprised he still wanted to hang out again...if someone did that to me, i'd be like, "what a fucking douchebag."
anyway, so my second date picks me up at 9 pm and we head off to katsuya in studio city...that date was fun...he made me laugh a lot which is bad for my cough..we also talked about his "lady" friend...we attempted to psychoanalyze each other...it was surprisingly fun...he then drops me off home...i called him half an hour later to make sure he got back okay...he tells me a cop had pulled him over shortly after him dropping me off...the cop tells him he was pulled over cause he was driving funny...like he kept stopping his car and it looked suspicious...my date then tells me he told the cop that he was driving erratically cause the date in the car was so hot...yes, my 2nd date was a comedian...the cop lets him go cause he's an ER doc and i guess my date told me that ER docs and cops are supposed to watch out for each other...so that was my ever so entertaining wednesday nite...
this evening will be spent with my best friend watching a movie and having steamed pork buns...which i'm definitely more psyched about..i seriously hate dating...xoxox....
Subject : i dedicate this blog to my number 1 fan...
Posted Date: : Aug 26, 2008 4:18 PM
yes...it's true...i'm offically back to blogging...didn't blog for awhile cause my ex-bf had issues with it...
nothing crazy happened today...will be spending today making dumplings cause it's crazy in this hood...
i might start seeing a therapist again...why? u may ask...i mean, why not? i live in LA and that's what we do out in this hood...besides, i like pretending i have an agent and a therapist...makes me feel kinda important...
may be hitting edison this friday nite if i'm not cramping like a bitch...hitting the OC saturday nite, chilling out on sunday, and hitting a FOB party on monday...
i really need to work on this networking/singles event real soon...need to find myself a bf....the loneliness is setting in...NOT!!! enjoying not having a douchebag to worry about...it's quite nice, quite honestly...
anyway, i dedicate this blog to my girl tristen...thanks for the comment...if u didn't comment, i'd just feel like i was once again talking to myself...
"world...world...r u out there? love me...please."
xooxxox....
nothing crazy happened today...will be spending today making dumplings cause it's crazy in this hood...
i might start seeing a therapist again...why? u may ask...i mean, why not? i live in LA and that's what we do out in this hood...besides, i like pretending i have an agent and a therapist...makes me feel kinda important...
may be hitting edison this friday nite if i'm not cramping like a bitch...hitting the OC saturday nite, chilling out on sunday, and hitting a FOB party on monday...
i really need to work on this networking/singles event real soon...need to find myself a bf....the loneliness is setting in...NOT!!! enjoying not having a douchebag to worry about...it's quite nice, quite honestly...
anyway, i dedicate this blog to my girl tristen...thanks for the comment...if u didn't comment, i'd just feel like i was once again talking to myself...
"world...world...r u out there? love me...please."
xooxxox....
Subject : over it
Posted Date: : Aug 26, 2008 12:41 AM
so it took me approximately two days to get over the ex-bf...the worst two days of my life...
spent tonite having dinner with my most favorite person in the world...we had tapas and drank sangria cause i was inspired after watching vicky christina and barcelona...
told myself i wasn't gonna date but i'm back to my old habits...got asked out for tomorrow nite and wednesday nite...i'll prolly bail out on the guy tomorrow cause i'm lazy...but will prolly see the guy wednesday nite for drinks...i can do drinks...and by drinks, a root beer float...will also be spending saturday nite going to the oc with my gfs to this guy's house party where we will thus, hopefully, pick up on some new cute boys...but why do i feel like that will be mostly unlikely...well, at least there will be booz at his house so that will make it cool...i guess...this is soooo damn high school...okay, it's late...kinda had a crazy evening...fun but crazy...story of my life...xooxxoxo....
spent tonite having dinner with my most favorite person in the world...we had tapas and drank sangria cause i was inspired after watching vicky christina and barcelona...
told myself i wasn't gonna date but i'm back to my old habits...got asked out for tomorrow nite and wednesday nite...i'll prolly bail out on the guy tomorrow cause i'm lazy...but will prolly see the guy wednesday nite for drinks...i can do drinks...and by drinks, a root beer float...will also be spending saturday nite going to the oc with my gfs to this guy's house party where we will thus, hopefully, pick up on some new cute boys...but why do i feel like that will be mostly unlikely...well, at least there will be booz at his house so that will make it cool...i guess...this is soooo damn high school...okay, it's late...kinda had a crazy evening...fun but crazy...story of my life...xooxxoxo....
Subject : another fucking relationship down the drain
Posted Date: : Aug 22, 2008 7:01 PM
haven't blogged in quite a while...my life has been slightly obnoxious...thus is my life...
anyway, just broke up with yet another bf cause his one year expiration date was up and the fact that i obviously have issues with commitment...oh wells..
currently sitting at home feeling oh so sorry for myself...hopefully i'll be over it by tomorrow...
we've been broken up for over a week so i guess this time it's like a serious break up...which is good cause i no longer like him...i'm more pissed at myself for giving this relationship more time than i should have...i guess if anything, i hate myself...i swear, why can't i learn from my mistakes...like seriously stop wasting my time with lame ass douchebags...oh wells...lesson learned...hopefully...
gonna go back to dwelling in my misery...xoxoxo...
anyway, just broke up with yet another bf cause his one year expiration date was up and the fact that i obviously have issues with commitment...oh wells..
currently sitting at home feeling oh so sorry for myself...hopefully i'll be over it by tomorrow...
we've been broken up for over a week so i guess this time it's like a serious break up...which is good cause i no longer like him...i'm more pissed at myself for giving this relationship more time than i should have...i guess if anything, i hate myself...i swear, why can't i learn from my mistakes...like seriously stop wasting my time with lame ass douchebags...oh wells...lesson learned...hopefully...
gonna go back to dwelling in my misery...xoxoxo...
Subject : it’s over...can’t believe it
Posted Date: : Jun 13, 2008 9:24 AM
haven't blogged in a while cause my life has been too crazy...can't even talk about it...so i'll talk about kinda the normal shit that's been happening...
last week, my therapist broke up with me cause i kept canceling on our appointments and couldn't commit...and i was like, isn't that why i'm seeing you? cause i have issues with commitment???
went to new orleans over a week ago...that was fun...
been working on my website...will continue to work on that today...doing laundry today....
will be catching sex and the city tonite with my friends and then grabbing drinks at pink taco...
what else is new that i can actually discuss? i guess i'll end it there...i know...keeping my blogs G-rated...xoxoxo....
Subject : this blog will be boring
Posted Date: : Apr 18, 2008 7:25 AM
haven't blogged in a while...my life has been quite boring...which is a good thing...gonna see my therapist in an hour...that should be fun...
will be spending today working on some catering menus for an upcoming gig and then working on cooking lesson plans...also will try to clean up the bf's place cause i have a billion hours to kill...
i guess that's it...story of my life...i sound like i'm on depakote...numb me...xoxxoo....
Subject : my ever so entertaining weekend
Posted Date: : Mar 31, 2008 10:37 AM
saw 21 this weekend...it was good...
helped out my best friend pick out shoes...that was fun...
had sushi and went to lucque’s for a gf’s bday party...that was fun...
saw rendition...it was okay...
catered to the bf’s needs cause he’s sick with the flu...
i hope i’m not coming down with the flu myself...feeling fatigued...sucks...
yes, life was that exciting...too crazy...too crazy...
missing vince and B cause they’re both in frisco for work...that sucks...
i guess that’s it...life sucks...what else is new? xoxoxo....
Subject : why do i do it? why???
Posted Date: : Mar 26, 2008 12:04 PM
i’m at work and it sucks...so i decided to go crazy and get mcdonald’s for lunch...got chicken mcnuggets and fries...the first couple bites were beyond delicious and then it begins to taste like really gross...why do i fucking eat that shit? now i feel all gross cause i’m soo damn old, my body can no longer process all that grease...i might as well inject myself with bacon fat...
changed my car insurance company this morning...that was exciting...will be saving my ass $200 this year...yeah, don’t be all jealous cause i’ll be rich...haha..so proud of myself that i actually went out and got my own car insurance all by my fucking self...yes, i’m slowly growing up and handling my own business...
what else is going on in my mundane life? waiting to leave work cause i’m going crazy...will be attempting to make wonton soup tonite cause the bf is sick and also be working on being good...
why did i have to be born evil? it’s an everyday struggle...like being bad is sooo much easier than being good...oh wells...
i swear, i WILL change...baby steps...baby steps...xoxoxo....
btw...my best friend, "B" is leaving to frisco for two weeks for work...i dedicate ken lee to him...u know who u are...what am i gonna do without u? ...i know...i know...i’ll just go crazy on my own and deal with it like a fucking adult....or...i can work on not going crazy so u don’t get a billion calls from me to calm me the fuck down...that’d be nice too...i’m sure...xooxox...
Subject : ready to behave
Posted Date: : Mar 25, 2008 3:32 PM
so i officially am ready to behave...and by behave, be good to my bf...no more emotional tantrums or as one of my ex used to like to call me, "an emotional terrorist."
spent today going to work and then hitting the library cause i’m too broke to actually buy books at barnes and noble...checked out a bunch of cook books and relationship books cause i’m lame...
got home, cooked myself some rice, poured myself some iced tea and now watching some t.v. will also be spending this evening reflecting, and prolly re-watch no reservations...yes...completely crazy in this hood...xoxoxo...
spent today going to work and then hitting the library cause i’m too broke to actually buy books at barnes and noble...checked out a bunch of cook books and relationship books cause i’m lame...
got home, cooked myself some rice, poured myself some iced tea and now watching some t.v. will also be spending this evening reflecting, and prolly re-watch no reservations...yes...completely crazy in this hood...xoxoxo...
Subject : i hate my life...i’m a complete trainwreck
Posted Date: : Mar 24, 2008 10:26 AM
i will be spending the next couple weeks getting my shit together...i need to isolate myself...i will be doing crazy stuff like reading, writing, working on my recipes, shooting pictures, seeing a therapist, and getting my cooking classes started...that should keep me busy enough where i’m not getting my ass into trouble...i realize i am a complete trainwreck when it comes to relationships so i will avoid it for awhile...alone time will be good for me to reflect and ponder on the meaning of life and by meaning of life, i really mean learning to repect and value my relationships...yes, i’m really that deep...xoxoxo....
Subject : how sorry am i? really...
Posted Date: : Mar 21, 2008 1:24 PM
the past two weeks have been spent driving my bf crazy...at first, i blamed it on PMS when i was crazy bitchy and then i blamed being emotional on my "woman issues" and then i plan on blaming still being a bitch to post "woman issues" and of course, after i’m done being all hormonal and super crazy, i feel a sense of guilt...my bf says being with me is more difficult than doing his medical residency cause he doesn’t even get a weekend off from my emotional rampage...so due to a sense of guilt, i decided to be good by doing the laundry and cleaning up his kitchen...and now i’m debating if i should clean up his bathroom and his bedroom...i mean, how sorry am i? i don’t even clean up my condo...i wonder if i can just buy him a cupcake and we can call it even...hmmm...awright...i’ll clean up the place and by clean up the place, sit my ass in front of the tv, drink my lemonade iced tea, and watch mtv until he gets home from work...how do i come up with such fabulous ideas? i amaze myself sometimes...xoxoxo...
saw 27 dresses on saturday with my boo vince...movie was fabulous...
definitely maybe...i saw like a week ago...that was good...total sucker for single guys with kids...it's like i love single guys and i love kids...total winning combination...
saw oceans 13 last nite...it was good...have the hots for matt damon once again although casey affleck was like super hot...it's just i can't really like him cause he's related to ben affleck whose a sorry excuse for a human being...once i'm into sleazy looking men, ben is my guy...other than that, had my usual dramatic weekend as is the story of my fucking life....whatever...
i have a huge catering gig this week so somewhat nervous about it...hopefully i don't fuck up like the way i do my life...oh wells...
spending this evening watching the office and having KFC with vince...he knows how to completely spoil me...xoxoxoxo....
spent last weekend partaying for a gf's bday...that was crazy fun...stole all her cupcakes and vodka...sorry tristen...so point of that story was that i got plastered for like an hour...
the next day, we hit AOC for her birthday dinner...that was delish...
wow...my stories are now sooo crazy boring...been spending most of my time with the bf...
what else is new in my life?...not much...xoxox...
Subject : you never called me back...you asshole...i hate you...
Posted Date: : Mar 21, 2008 7:47 AM
last nite, i hit republic for a social mixer which quickly turned into a meat market...it was great...i got hit on left and right...it was a total boost to my fragile ego...i love the attention...
i was amazingly sober...had oj and cranberry juice...
anyway, i even got hit up on by this guy i had gone out like 3 years ago...he started talking to me but i didn’t recognize him until he told me his name and then it registered that he was the jerkoff that never called me back after our date...so i immediately gave him shit for that...i was like, "u never fucking called me back." he of course was like, "yeah...i had moved so i ended up losing your number." i’m like, "whatever." he attempts to take 15 minutes of my precious time talking to me about his cooking equipment he just purchased, whether Wulstoff or Shun are better knives and his All-Clad cookware..i spent my time staring at my bf from across the room cause the bf was busy flirting with some girls with his friends...i then quickly got bored and was like, "i have to go and talk to other people. it’s been real."
okay...yes, i don’t take rejection well...my bf was surprised i even get rejected...i was like, "yeah...it happens...rarely...but it happens."
what i like about rejection is when u bump into the person that totally rejected u at a later date and they just totally became sooo not attractive and they are now interested in u but u’ve lost interest...total karma...
anyway, my thought was like, "how could i have even thought i wanted to go out with this guy?" he was pretty lame...so not cute and strange...and to top everything off, he wanted me to give him cooking lessons...i guess me being completely rude and staring at my bf and other guys while he was talking to me wasn’t any indication to him that i thought he was scum...
other than that...the nite was fab...soooo many boys...my gfs also had a fab time...i even got hit on by a girl...she thought i was "sexy"...although sexy isn’t a word i would normally describe myself...more like, "crazy" would be a more appropriate adjective...
crazy fun thursday nite...tonite will be spent having dinner with my bf and my family...that should be fun and delicious...spending today doing laundry and cleaning cause i’m sooo domesticated....
xoxoxoxo....
Subject : it’s completely over...finally
Posted Date: : Mar 19, 2008 8:34 AM
it’s been like 3 weeks since my last contact with my ex-bf...which is good and quite amazing...
our last phone conversation consisted of him telling me he was finally seeing someone which caused me to break down in tears...he then of course did the whole, "oh...don’t worry about it...i only took her out for coffee...i still want you back. come to new york with me." which of course led me to say, "no, u dumbass...i don’t want you back...i’m only crying cause this whole mess of a stupid fucking relationship is finally over..."
okay, honestly, i don’t know why i really cried...i knew i didn’t want him back...he was like a mistake that lasted like a year...why would i want to keep repeating it? i guess sometimes you can’t help but like stupid people or in my case, a bird boy...i guess i loved him to some extent and crying was just a way of me finally letting go...i don’t know...it was stupid...but after that conversation, we have yet to talk to each other...which is good...
tonite will be spent grabbing sushi, of course...tomorrow nite, hitting a social mixer on la cienega, friday nite will be dinner with the bf and my family, and hopefully a relaxing weekend....
i really should get my ass to work....xoxoxxo....
Subject : addicted to sushi and wearing a sweater as a dress...bad idea
Posted Date: : Mar 17, 2008 12:00 PM
i am now completely addicted to sushi...it’s kinda funny cause a couple months ago, i hated raw fish with a passion...it completely disgusted me...i hated the texture and the smell of raw fish...i could even barely stand cooked fish...but now i’m super addicted to that stuff...i love love albacore and tuna...my two faves...i still hate salmon though...then again, i also hate cooked salmon...also love the artic surf clam...i won’t even order california rolls nor will i even want any veggies on the fish...just give me the raw fish straight up...my bf, i think, probably regrets introducing and forcing me to eat this stuff cause now it’s turning into an expensive habit since i’m not willing to eat the mediocre sushi...i need the good stuff...and then i’ll want it at least once a week if not twice a week...
yes, i have an addictive personality...it’s good i don’t do drugs...quit alcohol...now i’m on to sushi...
last saturday was spent at a bday party which was really fun...i wore a turtleneck cashmere rock and republic sweater as a dress which seemed like a fabulous idea at the time but at the club, super bad idea...i was literally hot...totally sweating my ass off...i knew i should have stuck to shorts and a tube top...so stupid sometimes...
i also bumped into this guy that one of my gf’s had gone out with which i like to name the troll...he was still really troll looking...my bf’s friends knew him and tried to introduce me to him but i just gave him a dirty look...why? u may ask...cause he’s a fucking troll who is also a dumb ass but thinks he’s all that cause he’s a dermatologist...i hate him...he was with this girl who was almost as ugly as him...okay...i have to stop being sooo fucking h.s. told my bf i would work on that....
today was spent bringing my car to the dealership and getting my car washed...and then of course, some stupid bird crapped on my car so i had to try to clean it off which disgusted me completely...
now i have to go pick up my dry cleaning...yes, it’s been one rough day...
tonite will be spent hoping my pot roast comes out...debating if i wanna eat that with french bread or pasta...tough decisions....xoxoxox.....
Subject : i am sooo like adrien curry
Posted Date: : Mar 14, 2008 3:38 PM
watched parts of my fair brady today and realized i’m just like adrien curry minus the fact that i don’t have supermodel good looks, have lesbian tendencies, or married to a guy old enough to be my father...
okay...what is our common ground, u may ask? well, we’re both crazy...we’ve both have had pain in our lives...we both are of the female species...and i guess the similarities end there...
now everything makes sense...i really can’t be blamed for my craziness...all the demons, all the darkness, all the pain has driven me to this point of my bad girl behavior...me being a spoiled brat...that’s due to the darkness in my life...and by darkness, u know...when the lights go off at night as you’re about to go to bed...yes...tragedy befalls me...like the tragedy i experienced yesterday when i realized blowing over $1,000 on an Apple super hot white laptop was a bad idea due to my dire financial situation...hot damn...life sucks...okay, i’m done being dramatic for the day...xooxo...
forgot to mention i got into a fight with a dry cleaning company yesterday cause i brought in a dress that needed stain removal and when they gave it back to me, the stain was still there and they wanted me to pay for it and i was like, "why should i have to pay $6 for a stain that hasn’t been removed?" the manager told me they tried the best they could. i was like super furious cause now i have to pay them and pay someone else to remove the stain...told the guy i wasn’t gonna pay and talked to my lawyer who told me i could take them to small claims court...i spoke to the bf who told me i should just pay the $6...but what about the fucking principle? anyway, i told the manager that they were gonna have to figure out how to remove that stain cause i wasn’t gonna pay...and then they also lost the belt to my rock and republic shirt dress...i told them they’d better find it cause i couldn’t wear that dress without the belt...i swear, fucking worst day of my life...see, tragedy befalls me...xoxoxo....
Subject : a day in the life...
Posted Date: : Mar 13, 2008 11:56 PM
my life gets kinda crazy sometimes...the drama that i create...i swear...hopefully seeing a therapist will calm me the fuck down and i won’t be so antsy so when it comes to my relationships...
spent last nite causing drama for the bf cause that’s what i do....
also saw lipstick jungle...crazy love that show...
i also realized that i’m exactly like my father which isn’t a good thing...so apparently, i have father issues...then again, who doesn’t?
i miss my best friend benson although he’s not aware that he’s my best friend...
today was spent at the grocery store for two hours...that was fun and exciting...currently cooking brisket for the bf for dinner tonite...hopefully it comes out good...never made it before...so far, it smells delish...
what else is going in my mundane life? gonna spend my friday lying in bed, lying on the couch watching the food network, eating potato chips, and watching the lakers game tonite...my life is sooo overwhelming sometimes...
tomorrow will be spent working and then going out to musha for my gf’s bday dinner and then partaying it up at a club...yes, exciting times...xoxoxo....
Subject : gonna see a therapist
Posted Date: : Mar 12, 2008 7:24 AM
so i've decided i'm gonna try to get my shit together this year and attempt to see a therapist next week...it will be soooo No Reservations...except my problem won't be about food and control, rather, it'll tap into what a deep person i am and the torment i encounter with the demons i fight with on a daily basis...yes, i'm really that crazy...
actually, i know what the therapist will tell me...they'll prolly just tell me i have commitment issues and i have to work that out by writing a journal...yes, the solution to my problems...
so my bf attempts to help me do my taxes last nite which was a disaster cause apparently, i don't keep receipts or am organized...fucking disaster...
saw american idol last nite...my fave guy forgot his fucking lines...i love him...
today will be spent going to work so that'll suck...
tonite will be more organizing at my bachelorette pad...
i've been working on staying in a relationship...that has lasted one good day...how do people fucking do it? i get sooo damn antsy...i'm sure the therapist will figure it out...hahaha....
also need to start being more organized with my catering business and start saving receipts and stuff and start my cooking lesson program...i need to start teaching...too many shit going on...yes, exciting stuff...
gonna hit a bday party this saturday...that should be fun...learning to have good times without booz...it's great...xoxoxox....
Subject : being single lasted one day
Posted Date: : Mar 11, 2008 1:37 PM
so benson was right...i was like single for like a fucking day...back to having a bf...the world is once again in place...xoxoxo....
Subject : boyfriendless
Posted Date: : Mar 10, 2008 9:23 AM
broke up with the bf...now i'm back to being single until eternity...whatever...spent last nite feeling sorry for myself...woke up at 4 am to organize my closet...i've really got to spend the next couple weeks boyfriendless...it'll be good for me...xoxxoox.....
Subject : most productive day...like ever
Posted Date: : Mar 7, 2008 9:12 PM
life has been quite crazy...can't even begin to talk about the shit that's been going down so i'll talk about the boring crap...
was very productive today...got my eyebrows and upper lip waxed...that hurt like a biatch!!!
had lunch at my fave restaurant katsuya...that was delicious...
finally got my condo cleaned...best fucking $100 i've ever spent...my place is now back to being liveable....
just grabbed thai food with the bf and now we're gonna watch a movie...
gameplan for the weekend...work and then going out...yes, life is exciting...wtf...it really is crazy...just can't talk about it...gonna go take a shower now...xoxoxoox
Subject : 27 dresses, oceans 13, definitely maybe
Posted Date: : Mar 3, 2008 5:49 PM
hit a hot bday party friday nite at shakey's...had great pizza and mojo potatoes...delish...also had a swig of my gf's pepsi cause i was too cheap to pay $1.99 for my own drink...saw 27 dresses on saturday with my boo vince...movie was fabulous...
definitely maybe...i saw like a week ago...that was good...total sucker for single guys with kids...it's like i love single guys and i love kids...total winning combination...
saw oceans 13 last nite...it was good...have the hots for matt damon once again although casey affleck was like super hot...it's just i can't really like him cause he's related to ben affleck whose a sorry excuse for a human being...once i'm into sleazy looking men, ben is my guy...other than that, had my usual dramatic weekend as is the story of my fucking life....whatever...
i have a huge catering gig this week so somewhat nervous about it...hopefully i don't fuck up like the way i do my life...oh wells...
spending this evening watching the office and having KFC with vince...he knows how to completely spoil me...xoxoxoxo....
Subject : dinner with my girls...that was fun
Posted Date: : Feb 27, 2008 8:58 AM
went out to dinner with my gfs last nite and had ramen...that was fun...we talked about boys...surprise surprise...
one of my other gfs just got engaged...that was exciting news...the proposal was like all romantic, of course...i told my bf the romantic proposal story and told him if he ever proposes, he can't propose the same way cause i can't have the same proposal story as someone else...how embarrasing is that?
saw ratatouille the other nite...that was such a great great movie...my bf now likes to re-enact the movie which is not so great...he likes to do bad things and then blame it on the rat...i was like, "it'd be nice if you can have the rat do nice things like cook and clean like the rat in the movie." i swear, am i dating a 5 year old?
will be spending the day working and then having dinner with my family...my middle sister just got a raise...that's exciting...
btw...movies to watch when you're single with no boo:
1. john tucker must die
2. the love story
3. when harry met sally
4. borat
5. mean girls
6. a walk to remember
okay...maybe this may not help someone who is single...they're just some of my fave movies...hahah...xoxoxo....
Subject : another day pass...another day OLDER...
Posted Date: : Feb 19, 2008 5:41 PM
so i'm officially one day older...so i'm like, 29 years old and one day old...i feel like really really old...apparently, i didn't have as much to drink as i thought i did...apparently, i only consumed 3 drinks which ended up spiraling me out of control...i guess i was asking for it when i chose to go sober the last two months...how can three drinks make you go from feeling like the purtiest gurl in the world to spewing your guts in front of your lawn? i hate myself...i swear, no more alcohol for the rest of this year...like if i'm out, i'll be caressing a water bottle filled with water and not ketel one...
besides, i'm older now and alcohol ages you...gotta maintain my good looks for as long as i can...hahaha...
today was a very glamorous day...went to work, went home and looked for tax crap, and then spending the evening with my psuedo-bf and sister...
oh yeah...i'm currently addicted to my blackjack that my psuedo-bf got me for my bday...constantly checking my email although no one writes me cause i'm a loser...but whatever...i totally scored this bday...my sister got me a one year internet subscription for my black jack, my bf paid for my chloe shoes, got a hand mixer [which i totally needed], and some girly cream stuff...i even bought myself some hot jeans for my bday...cause why? cause it's my bday biatch!!!! okay...lates...xoxoxo....
besides, i'm older now and alcohol ages you...gotta maintain my good looks for as long as i can...hahaha...
today was a very glamorous day...went to work, went home and looked for tax crap, and then spending the evening with my psuedo-bf and sister...
oh yeah...i'm currently addicted to my blackjack that my psuedo-bf got me for my bday...constantly checking my email although no one writes me cause i'm a loser...but whatever...i totally scored this bday...my sister got me a one year internet subscription for my black jack, my bf paid for my chloe shoes, got a hand mixer [which i totally needed], and some girly cream stuff...i even bought myself some hot jeans for my bday...cause why? cause it's my bday biatch!!!! okay...lates...xoxoxo....
Subject : today i am 29...and it sucks...
Posted Date: : Feb 18, 2008 9:26 AM
i am 29 today and it totally sucks...spent saturday nite getting wasted off my ass cause i can't help myself...i think i stumbled out of the bar as is typical Lo birthday fashion and puked on the grass by my house...cause i like to keep it classy...
last nite, the bf called me to wish me a happy birthday at midnite and to give me a lecture on being in a grown-up relationship...honestly, i couldn't argue with him...it's not the relationship i need to start being a grown-up about, it's my friggin life...
i invited some close friends over last nite and i even made my mother cook for us cause i'm a spoiled brat...and then i even left her the dishes to wash...i'm a terrible terrible child...
with the bf...i need to stop provoking him...i need to be a better worker at work and be a better sister to my sisters...so much improvements need to be made...
i will be spending my birthday day trying to clean up my condo, taking my mom and sister out to lunch, and hang out with the bf tonite...
btw...i hit ventura yesterday cause the bf and i were looking at houses and ventura is completely gorgeous...so i may be moving out there...come visit me and we can play backgammon and maybe taboo...listening to dave matthews and the smiths right now....i seriously need to call in a maid...life doesn't suck...i'm just too overly dramatic...xoxoxo....
last nite, the bf called me to wish me a happy birthday at midnite and to give me a lecture on being in a grown-up relationship...honestly, i couldn't argue with him...it's not the relationship i need to start being a grown-up about, it's my friggin life...
i invited some close friends over last nite and i even made my mother cook for us cause i'm a spoiled brat...and then i even left her the dishes to wash...i'm a terrible terrible child...
with the bf...i need to stop provoking him...i need to be a better worker at work and be a better sister to my sisters...so much improvements need to be made...
i will be spending my birthday day trying to clean up my condo, taking my mom and sister out to lunch, and hang out with the bf tonite...
btw...i hit ventura yesterday cause the bf and i were looking at houses and ventura is completely gorgeous...so i may be moving out there...come visit me and we can play backgammon and maybe taboo...listening to dave matthews and the smiths right now....i seriously need to call in a maid...life doesn't suck...i'm just too overly dramatic...xoxoxo....
Subject : valentine’s day is totally overrated....
Posted Date: : Feb 13, 2008 6:59 PM
cooked lasagna tonite for the bf...he asked for seconds but i said no...i need to start rationing him...
tomorrow's dinner will consist of a lemon herb-roasted chicken with a giblet gravy, pomme frites, and sauteed green beans...also making him chocolate brownie ice cream sandwiches...the meal will either come out tasting delish or just plain nasty...not sure yet...hahaha...
i had wanted to make filet mignon pot pie but he requested a roasted chicken...i hope i don't fuck up...the last time i actually roasted a chicken was in culinary school...oh wells, i'm sure if it's bad, he'll fake like it's good..cause if he doesn't, we're breaking up..
life is fabulous..tomorrow is thursday and then i have my friggin weekend!!! okay...i'm quite boring tonite...xoxxoox....
Subject : i got my valentine’s day present...don’t be all jealous!!!
Posted Date: : Feb 12, 2008 5:41 PM
valentine's day is around the corner so for valentine's day, my bf lets me pick out what i want...cause u know...he likes to make the effort and think about what to get me...so i opted for...okay...it's kinda crazy...but don't get all jealous cause i now have one and you probably don't...i got my ass a casio calculator watch...yeah...don't hate...so i got it at target for $22 cause u know...i'm materialistic like that...i plan on rocking my bling on my birthday...u know, to get all the ladies jealous cause i've got such a great bf...
i'm cooking dinner for the bf for valentine's day...i know....soooo romantic...and then i'm gonna thank him for the watch that i went out and got that he paid for...i swear, boys are sooo lazy...but hey, i ain't complaining...he did ask me today what type of chocolates i liked...i'm guessing, he's gonna surprise me with chocolates? or maybe he's trying to throw me off and surprise me with a huge diamond rock masked in a godiva chocolate box? hmmmm....what would be better than a huge rock would be keys to a brand new toyota prius hidden in a pair of hot jimmy choo boots...hint hint....okay...gotta go...xoxoxox...
Subject : my ass is completely beat
Posted Date: : Feb 10, 2008 8:33 AM
so i did something crazy like worked for a fucking living yesterday...had a catering gig...it was tough but incredibly rewarding...i managed to not burn or overcook anything...my client loved my food which is much better than hating it.
i've been getting over being fucking sick and pink eye...btw...pink eye is gross...they should call it nasty eye or gross mucous coming out of your eyes or crusty eyes...pink eye makes it sound cute and trust me, it is NOT cute...having pink eye totally sucks cause i can't even go out cause you have to take these antibiotic drops to your eyes every couple hours so i can't even wear my contacts...total bummer cause i was supposed to hit V20 last nite with my friends and was unable to do so...i know, the most tragic thing to ever happen to me...instead, i hung out with the bf, had pinkberry's while watching some t.v. and went to bed [i know you're crazy jealous B...i hope waiting in lines at V20 with skanky 21 year old hoes in long beach was worth it...hahahaha]...today will be spent, hopefully, relaxing...watching a dvd and sleeping...loving sunday....xoxooxo...
Subject : being sick sucks ass
Posted Date: : Feb 1, 2008 8:33 PM
so i was crazy sick yesterday...totally shivering with a sore throat and bad headache...i ended up going to bed at like 7:30 pm and got up around 7 the next morning..my maintenance guy came at 7:30 am to fix my trash disposal. that was exciting...the bullshit crap that i now get excited about...being a property owner sucks ass sometimes...so the best thing about being sick was losing my appetite...had a glass of orange juice and a can of chicken noodle soup...that was approximately 200 calories intake for the day...very exciting...today, i had a can of vegetable soup, two glasses of orange juice, and half of a bowl of ramen...my calorie intake was probably 500 calories...quite proud of myself...shit...i also had 2 slices of peach and blackberry pie that i had baked...damn...that's probably like another 200 calories...that makes it like 700 calories...i hate myself...why did i have to eat? damn...
i hope i feel better tomorrow cause being sick sucks, except for the potential weight loss...
tonite will be spent relaxing cause my life is sooo rough...spent today baking a pie and then eating it...when will i start to live a life of luxury? hot damn!!! xoxxooxo....
Subject : no country for old men...a review
Posted Date: : Jan 28, 2008 9:05 PM
saw no country for old men last nite with the bf...the movie was pretty good but fucking scary...i spent half of the movie with my eyes closed cause it was obvious everyone was just gonna die...it's like, whenever u see that oxygen gun tank thing a magig...u know someone is gonna get it and by get it...u know, get their brains blown off...definitely not a romantic flic...
this past weekend was spent in the oc, got my hair cut, and went to my best friend's bday party...that was fun...i've decided to quit alcohol cause i'm boring...actually, i'm preparing my body for a baby...yes, i realize i would have to like probably get engaged first and like get married and shit...but hey, it's like planning for a wedding when u don't even have a bf...
life is grand...went to work where i wanted to kill myself cause i had to do something crazy like work...so at 2 pm, i decided to cut out cause i couldn't take it anymore...xoxoxoxo....
Subject : curse the day i was born a girl
Posted Date: : Jan 25, 2008 3:36 PM
two ibuprofens later, i'm barely surviving...i need some norco..been watching celebrity rehab on VH1...it's great...makes my problems seem sooo minute...
my accomplishments for the day...created a catering menu, did laundry, finally did the dishes, and holding my stomach in pain...oh yeah...also managed to apologized to my mother for being a brat...
i need to fucking grow up...have less than a month to accomplish that...i'm almost fucking 29 years fucking old...oh yeah...i also need to work on my profanity...
i think i am now gonna go to bed and continue to feel sorry for myself...i mean, it is friday afternoon after all...so fucking glad i'm not working tonite...
i wish i had a penis...that'd be great...i hope i come back as a hot guy in my next life...with my luck, i'll come back as a cute girl...i'm sooo fucking cursed...xoxoxoxo.....
Subject : ok...over myself
Posted Date: : Jan 25, 2008 8:59 AM
okay...i am officially over being mad at the world...instead, finally got my period and now just holding my belly in pain...i curse the day i was born...soooo fucking glad i don't have to work today...will be spending the day watching cable and feeling sorry for myself...debating if i should call my mother and apologize for being the worst daughter in the world...i also have to come up with a menu for a catering gig in february which i'm psyched about...gonna put my skills to use which is exciting...
i already broke a bunch of my new year's resolutions...i hate myself...today will be a day of self-loathing...woe is me...i need my ass some ibuprofen...curse this world...curse this world...okay, i'm over being sooo melodramatic...can't wait to feel normal again...damn...xoxoxo....
Subject : officially the worst morning like ever
Posted Date: : Jan 23, 2008 10:20 AM
my plumber came over this am to fix my fucking trash disposal in which i learn that the trash disposal thing is broken...i'm like, how can it be broken? i just barely bought it and i rarely even use it...and he's like, yeah...that's the problem...you have to use it like once a week or something...i'm like...fucking great...so now i have to buy a new trash disposal thing and i'm like, how do i even know which one to buy? he's like, check the model number and write the name down and i'm like...great...thanks...
he also informs me that my dish washer is also broken and will need to be replaced...i'm like fabulous...it's good that i never even used it cause that would have been a fabulous mess...
so i go down to my car and can't turn the key cause the car handle is in a weird position...i just sit in my car for like ten minutes feeling helpless until i finally flag down the maintennance guy in my building and start having a meltdown...he touches my car handle and tells me to turn the key and my car starts...it was like fucking magic...gosh...i hate being such a stupid girl sometimes...
and then on the way to work, i give my mother a call and she tells me that i'm a completely disrespectful child and i start having a cow...i guess she got upset cause last nite, while driving home from dinner, she tells me she had lost this brand new shirt i had gotten and since i'm such a whore for fashion, i went ballistic...okay...i know i'm out of hand this week but i'm totally pmsing...and so the conversation ends with her telling me i need to start respecting her and i'm like okay...and then we hang up which leaves me immensely enraged...i mean, if i like lost one of my mother's items, i'm sure she'd have a fucking cow too...i felt like she wasn't respecting my things but whatever...i'm over it...i've decided to take a break from my mother...
today is a terrible day...xoxoxox
Subject : fucking crazy weekend
Posted Date: : Jan 22, 2008 4:01 PM
saw cloverfield saturday afternoon...that was exciting and by exciting, i ended up having a massive headache cause that film was apparently shot and written by a ten year old...i love movies with no plots...it's like you're sitting there waiting for something to happen and then it doesn't...
i also got a call from my sister's friend because one of my sisters is an alcoholic who got wasted the nite before and when she took a flight out to NY, she ended up passing out on the flight, and then ended up hitting her head on an armchair on the plane, had a concussion and puked for an hour which caused the plane to make an emergency landing in St. Louis...she then had to book another ticket to NY...crazy crazy...so when i finally was able to get a hold of my sister, i was like, "maybe u might have to go to rehab" and she was like, "i don't have a problem" and i was like, "of course not."
so one of my sisters is an alcoholic, my other sister has anger issues and i'm a shopaholic besides just being plain crazy...
went to a housewarming party saturday nite...that was fun...i've decided to quit alcohol so i managed to entertain myself sober...that was fun...
spent saturday working in the morning...
sunday was spent having quality time with the bf...and by quality time, him watching football as i cooked dinner for his friends for poker nite...so poker nite was fun...i lost but that was cause i had a raw deal that nite...normally, i'm crazy good...i swear...
spent monday at madison's buying random shit i shouldn't buy cause i'm a fucking shopaholic...got some super cute chloe ballet flats, charlotte ronson old skool wedges, a couple dresses, and super cute J. Brand white shorts...my bf had a shit fit over my spending habits...i'm sure it slightly concerns him but hey, i looked sooo damn cute in my new clothes...besides, i'm a fucking shopaholic...i couldn't help myself...i did feel slightly guilty...okay...i need to quit completely...but it's like a fucking alcoholic walking into a fucking bar...it's soo damn hard...so after being reprimanded, the bf offered to pay for my shoes cause he said he needs to fix the financial mess i get my ass into...which was awesome cause the shoes were slightly pricey and way over my budget...but hey, high fashion comes at a price...what can i say?, i have like the best bf like ever...xoxoxo....
i also got a call from my sister's friend because one of my sisters is an alcoholic who got wasted the nite before and when she took a flight out to NY, she ended up passing out on the flight, and then ended up hitting her head on an armchair on the plane, had a concussion and puked for an hour which caused the plane to make an emergency landing in St. Louis...she then had to book another ticket to NY...crazy crazy...so when i finally was able to get a hold of my sister, i was like, "maybe u might have to go to rehab" and she was like, "i don't have a problem" and i was like, "of course not."
so one of my sisters is an alcoholic, my other sister has anger issues and i'm a shopaholic besides just being plain crazy...
went to a housewarming party saturday nite...that was fun...i've decided to quit alcohol so i managed to entertain myself sober...that was fun...
spent saturday working in the morning...
sunday was spent having quality time with the bf...and by quality time, him watching football as i cooked dinner for his friends for poker nite...so poker nite was fun...i lost but that was cause i had a raw deal that nite...normally, i'm crazy good...i swear...
spent monday at madison's buying random shit i shouldn't buy cause i'm a fucking shopaholic...got some super cute chloe ballet flats, charlotte ronson old skool wedges, a couple dresses, and super cute J. Brand white shorts...my bf had a shit fit over my spending habits...i'm sure it slightly concerns him but hey, i looked sooo damn cute in my new clothes...besides, i'm a fucking shopaholic...i couldn't help myself...i did feel slightly guilty...okay...i need to quit completely...but it's like a fucking alcoholic walking into a fucking bar...it's soo damn hard...so after being reprimanded, the bf offered to pay for my shoes cause he said he needs to fix the financial mess i get my ass into...which was awesome cause the shoes were slightly pricey and way over my budget...but hey, high fashion comes at a price...what can i say?, i have like the best bf like ever...xoxoxo....
Subject : la men and babies and commitment...that’s soo moviesque
Posted Date: : Jan 17, 2008 5:33 PM
so i get this phone call from my cousin whose like 38 years old and from the east coast...he tells me he's gonna be in LA in a couple weeks for business...he goes on to ask me what i'm up to...i'm like..."you know...the usual...not much, boozing and not getting my shit together...cause you know, i'm like 30 years old...oh yeah...i even have a bf...in a completely serious relationship cause it's lasted like two months." of course this amuses my cousin cause he's 38 with a stay at home wife and two really cute kids...i ask him what he's up to and he's like, "yeah, just working hard...you know, being broke and supporting the family." and i'm like, "that's nice..cause u can't put a price on family."
and i thought to myself it's crazy cause my cousin got married at 30 and i'm like, men in LA can't even commit to a relationship...then again, i shouldn't say shit cause i have issues committing to like anything...
oh wells...i know...life is tough...tonite will be spent hanging out with my boo, vince, and watching the office with him...i know...crazy exciting...and then hanging out with the bf...yes, my life is soo full of responsibilities...it's too out-of-control...
oh yeah...spent today telling my ex that i was in love with my bf so we should stop contact with each other which caused him to tell me that i'm a bitch which entailed me calling him an asshole cause we have sooo much respect for each other...and then i wonder why i didn't go back to him...my complete and utter loss i'm sure...the bullshit issues u have when you're like single and not fucking married...tragedy all around....xoooxox....
Subject : the inland empire sucks
Posted Date: : Jan 13, 2008 1:28 PM
so i visited this far off land called upland with the bf yesterday and i have to say, upland kinda sucks...actually, the inland empire sucks...they had this mall called victoria gardens there which was nice but being in fucking LA...we have like a billion of those things out here...
so basically, i will NOT be moving to the inland empire which i'm terribly grateful about..surburbia is kinda crazy...like there's all these cookie cutter homes and everyone is like all the same...i totally didn't fit in...reminded me kinda of my days in the OC but the inland empire kinda sucked more...if that's even possible...
okay...today is a day of hate...honestly, so glad when we drove back to smoggy LA...i love it love it out here...i can't believe i even thought for a second that i could possibly leave...what was i even thinking?
spent last nite at casa del mar at the veranda where i didn't drink...food poisoning sucks until at the end of the fucking week, you end up losing like over 5 lbs. and you look fabulous...all the pitstops to the restroom this past week and the agony of gastrointestinal pain was sooo worth it...hahaha....xoxoxo.....
Subject : food poisoning or the stomach flu is fabulous!!!
Posted Date: : Jan 11, 2008 11:55 AM
so i managed to get inflicted with either food poisoning or the stomach flu this past week...it's been great...yeah...i'm running to the restroom like all the time cause i can't keep food in but i've managed to lose like 5 lbs. i look fucking fabulous...got my eyebrows waxed and my moustache removed..look less like a macho man...also spent an hour getting my nails a french manicure...boy, do i look amazing...now i just need a new hairdo and i'll be too sexy for myself...hahaha...
spending today doing laundry and chores...u know...preparing myself for a life of domesticated housewife...it's great...
spending tomorrow nite partaying...cause u know, what else is new? i'm thinking of hitting bloomies but that would obviously be a bad idea...i have to quit shopping...
life with the bf has been fab...the ex quit calling so it uncomplicates my life...and i'm working on behaving and like growing up...xoxoxo.....
Subject : new year’s was crazy awesome
Posted Date: : Jan 3, 2008 4:27 PM
spent new year's getting trashed at aqualounge...it was great...spent the next day hungover as anticipated...
now on to my new year's resolutions:
1. lose weight
2. look hot
3. save money
4. stop being so spasic
5. get my shit together
6. stop shopping
went to work today...now i'm home and in need of a shower...and maybe finish up those chicken wings i had for dinner last nite...delish...god...i'm a total pig....xoxoxo
now on to my new year's resolutions:
1. lose weight
2. look hot
3. save money
4. stop being so spasic
5. get my shit together
6. stop shopping
went to work today...now i'm home and in need of a shower...and maybe finish up those chicken wings i had for dinner last nite...delish...god...i'm a total pig....xoxoxo
Subject : 3 peach whispers and a kamikaze shot plus Lo equals me puking chunks
Posted Date: : Dec 31, 2007 12:17 AM
went to edison saturday nite for my bf's friend's bday...and basically, my blog title speaks for itself...was totally trashed and woke up at 5 am throwing up chunks in the toilet...it was great...spent my sunday wanting to die...will be spending today getting ready to get boozed again...life is fabulous....xoxoxox....
Subject : picking out my own xmas gift sucks ass
Posted Date: : Dec 27, 2007 8:29 AM
last nite was spent at the century city mall with my bf as we proceeded to find my ass an xmas present...we hit my two fave stores at the moment...juicy couture and bloomie's...i had wanted this super cute agenda at juicy but they had sold out and i couldn't figure out what i wanted at bloomie's...i was tempted to get this chanel foundation cause that might be another step in looking hot...u know...having what may appear to be flawless skin...but i ended up being unable to blow the bf's money on shit...it was kinda funny cause he was being such a good sport and was like..."don't u want clothes? how about this juicy couture scarf?" so basically, the moral of this story is...if you're a boy and u have something called a gf and it's like xmas, make sure u actually buy her something that YOU'VE picked out vs. letting her pick out something in which you're forced to spend the next day wandering aimlessly around the mall...trust me, it's not fun for anyone...i mean, it's not like there's not shit i want...it's just too damn expensive and us girls feel guilty if we actually make our men blow the money on stupid shit unless of course we're actual golddiggers...wow...i'm like the best gf like ever....hahaha...
so my intinerary for this week consists of kinda working and partaying friday and saturday nite...hopefully having a chill day on sunday...and of course, getting my shit together..xoxoxoxo
Subject : project looking hot 2008 is underway
Posted Date: : Dec 26, 2007 4:43 PM
so my goal for 2008 is like to look totally hot...spent my xmas day yesterday getting my eyebrows waxed and my moustache removed...seriously, getting waxed hurts like a bitch...i also managed to also not eat like a fucking pig...since being in a relationship, i managed to gain over 5 fucking pounds cause i've been doing something crazy called eating...so since i'm like fat, i've decided to start counting calories again, eat healthier, and start working out...i would like to lose like 10 lbs...or at least get down to 95 lbs. so i don't feel like such a fat cow...
my goals next year also consists of getting my ass rich...tired of living paycheck to paycheck...i've got a couple business ideas in mind...now i just have to get my shit together and fucking do it...i'm almost fucking 29 years old...i seriously can't believe it...honestly, i think i've regressed over the years...i feel like i knew more what i wanted out of life at 18 then i do now...now i just feel lost and completely afraid of making wrong decisions cause i've just been such a screw up...i'm also gonna work on saving money and most likely will have to start seeing a therapist...yes, life is fabulous...i know, woe is me...single asian female without a fucking care in the world and lack of responsibilities...i need to fucking grow up...like soon...i'm even now getting wrinkles...why? u may ask? cause i'm now officially old biatch!!!
btw...xmas with the family was great...ate all day, lost at poker, and got a tom tom for xmas...thanks nhan!!!...
bad part about xmas, my stupid ex-bf called to wish me a merry christmas and tell me he loved me in which i proceeded to respond with, "shut the fuck up. i hate u!" he managed to go almost a week without calling me...i really need to work on being a bitch and not answer his calls or basically hang up on him once i realize it's him on the line...other than that...life is great, my eyebrows are perfectly groomed and i no longer look like a man...what more could i wish for? xoxoxo.....
Subject : life in review
Posted Date: : Dec 11, 2007 4:57 PM
haven't blogged in awhile cause my life has been pretty boring...no longer dating like a madwoman or getting into trouble...yes, life sucks...spent last weekend partaying for a gf's bday...that was crazy fun...stole all her cupcakes and vodka...sorry tristen...so point of that story was that i got plastered for like an hour...
the next day, we hit AOC for her birthday dinner...that was delish...
wow...my stories are now sooo crazy boring...been spending most of my time with the bf...
what else is new in my life?...not much...xoxox...
Subject : relationship life...don’t read cause it’s too crazy
Posted Date: : Nov 20, 2007 8:24 AM
so me in a relationship consists of me no longer dating...i finish work and instead of going home to get ready for a hot date, i drive over the bf's place to get dinner ready for him before he gets home...we then watch television and then go to bed...yes, it's crazy....i can't believe i'm actually really enjoying all of this....it's sooo normal...what happned to getting wasted every other nite and being taken to dinners where i'm told how fabulous i am? am i seriously getting totally domesticated? has this party girl really quit partying and her rolodex of men?
i did end up deleting my ex-bf's number from my cell yesterday...that was exciting...xoxoxox....
today will be spent going to work and spending time with the bf...of course....
Subject : no longer hitting asia
Posted Date: : Nov 19, 2007 9:01 AM
my asia trip has been canceled due to flood and rain...life sucks...oh wells...
so my ex calls me yesterday to tell me he had gone out clubbing and stuff and it's frustrating cause i don't care about his life...i mean, it's pointless and i really don't like him...i think i'm now gonna be officially a bitch and no longer pick up his calls...i hate relationships that suck...and by relationships that suck, i'm really just referring about my ex...
so my ex calls me yesterday to tell me he had gone out clubbing and stuff and it's frustrating cause i don't care about his life...i mean, it's pointless and i really don't like him...i think i'm now gonna be officially a bitch and no longer pick up his calls...i hate relationships that suck...and by relationships that suck, i'm really just referring about my ex...
Subject : me...in a normal relationship? that’s fucking crazy
Posted Date: : Nov 15, 2007 8:27 AM
so i am now in this crazy NORMAL relationship which is weird...i find myself compromising and not so high maintainance which is good...spent last nite making dinner for the bf...and nagging at him to do the dishes...it was great...
spending tonite having dinner at my all time favorite restaurant...little door...i can't wait...
saturday will be spent working my morning and then i have the rest of the day to go jeans shopping with the bf and just actually having almost a whole saturday to spend with him...cause u know...spending 24-7 with him just isn't enough...
honestly, i don't know how i could have gotten soo fucking lucky to meet such an amazing amazing guy...
the ex bf and i finally agreed yesterday to no longer contact each other...at least for a couple of months...honestly, i know i can be friends with the ex bf cause i no longer love him like i onced did...the relationship was just really retarded and a complete waste of my time but at least i feel like i gave it my best shot...oh wells..whatever...i'm crazy happy now in this "grown-up" relationship....
looking forward to asia and taking a break...hopefully, i come back refreshed and can actually be ready for this utterly serious relationship and not so burnt out from work....xoxoxox
Subject : getting rejected at a club was like totally hot
Posted Date: : Nov 11, 2007 10:47 PM
so my girlfriends and my bf and his friends hit blvd 3 last nite to party and we totally totally not only had to wait in a fucking line, we got totally rejected at the door...it was awesome...it made me feel like totally fat and ugly and a total loser...my gfs were like, "let's try again and see if we can get in" and i was like, "are u guys shitting me? there is no way i'm gonna subject myself to that kind of bullshit"...i mean, i've been to blvd 3 before and the club ain't all that...i mean, it's just a fucking club...give me a fucking break...
so we ended up hitting cabana club which ended up working out fabulously...yeah...i had to stand in line and pay a cover charge but it completely humbled me...i felt like a total guy cause i'm not used to actually having to pay a cover charge nor stand in line if i'm gonna go party...but it was fun...as soon as i got in, i chugged my cosmo [btw...thanks tristen for the cosmo] on an empty stomach so i was completely wasted...danced and basically had to leave within 30 minutes cause i was way too tipsy...
oh yeah...so i totally wanted to get my hair cut like nicole richie but they ended up giving me the katie holmes so now i look like a soccer mom...it's great...xoxoxo.....
so we ended up hitting cabana club which ended up working out fabulously...yeah...i had to stand in line and pay a cover charge but it completely humbled me...i felt like a total guy cause i'm not used to actually having to pay a cover charge nor stand in line if i'm gonna go party...but it was fun...as soon as i got in, i chugged my cosmo [btw...thanks tristen for the cosmo] on an empty stomach so i was completely wasted...danced and basically had to leave within 30 minutes cause i was way too tipsy...
oh yeah...so i totally wanted to get my hair cut like nicole richie but they ended up giving me the katie holmes so now i look like a soccer mom...it's great...xoxoxo.....
Subject : i heart poker especially when my bf kicks benson’s ass
Posted Date: : Nov 9, 2007 12:03 AM
last nite was spent playing poker with my friends...it was crazy fun...the buy in was $5 so big money was on the line...my bf and i ended up kicking ass and ended up winning $20...yes, it was crazy...my friend benson was doing well at the game until his lady friend showed up which in turn caused him to lose to my bf cause benson gets easily distracted...next time, i should make her come by wearing something skimpy and have a bigger buy in cause i could use the money...all in all, it was an incredibly fun nite...made some french dish for my friends that i can't even pronounce...today will be spent hitting santa monica to get my hair cut, running into work and then catching a movie with my bf...yes, i still have a bf...i got keys to his place so this relationship is now crazy serious...hahaha...xoxox...
so this is how it went down...i threw a singles party at the restaurant i work for...dr. super mcdreamy arrived and we're like hanging out but later, one of my gfs, let's call her Ana, comes up to me and is like:
Ana: Lo, your man is totally flirting with, let's call her Samantha,...i think u should do something about it...the way he looks at Samantha...i think he's in love with her.
Lo: Are u fucking kidding me? shit...i mean, i deleted his number last nite so we're no longer hanging out...but if he's in love with her, let me set them up...
Ana: Are u serious? that's not cool...what a jerk.
Lo: seriously, there's a lot of boys out there and if he likes Samantha, i'm not gonna stop love from happening....
Ana: wow...that's big of you...
so, dr. super mcdreamy comes back and i'm like:
Lo: so, do u like my friend?
Dr.: yes. i loved her before i met her.
Lo: wtf? so why the fuck have u been going out with me and not asking her out?
Dr.: i didn't wanna hurt your feelings....
so basically, what ended up happening is that we spend the next two hours talking about samantha and how he totally likes her...and samantha had already left the party and i was like, why didn't u fucking get her number? and he was like, he thought it was awkward and strange cause he had already been going out with me and i'm like, trust me, i'm over you...if anything, i deleted your number last nite when i realized it wasn't gonna work out...so since samantha had left to another party, we [me and dr. super mcdreamy] ends up having to go there so he could get her number...i swear, i'm like the best fucking friend in the world...as soon as we get there, i instruct dr. super mcdreamy that he better spend the rest of this evening on her ass and getting her number cause i wasn't hitting his second party for nothing when i could just be home in bed...so of course, he talks to her, stares at her gazingly, and finally asks for her number...we then finally am able to go home...
the next day, dr. super mcdreamy calls me out of the blue [please note, prior to this, he had never called me just because] to talk about samantha and basically gushes over her...we're on the phone for like an hour and i'm like, when did i become the unattractive best friend who has to listen to this? so i'm like, "so u asking her out or what?" and he's like, "yeah, i was thinking of asking her out for tomorrow." and i'm like, "yeah, that's a great idea...take her somewhere special cause she's special."
yes, life is grand...if anything, i'm glad it's over cause he didn't waste my time and he knew what he wanted...i wish he had told me he liked her when he initially called me instead of us having gone out cause it's now more about my ego being bruised then me actually liking him...i mean, i honestly think he's a great guy and my girl "samantha" is a super great girl, so i actually want it to work out...
now i'm back to being single which is actually what i'm good at...i need to stay focused anyway...u know, on being a playa and my career...i really need to quit men...
well...my singles party was a success so that was good...so many hotties came out...surprisingly, i didn't get any boys asking for my number cause dr. super mcdreamy was busy cramping my style cause he was busy talking to me about his crush on "samantha", but that's good cause it uncomplicates my already slightly crazy life...xoxoxo....
Subject : relationships are difficult when you’re like crazy
Posted Date: : Nov 6, 2007 8:14 AM
so apparently, i have the best bf like ever...i've come to realize that i'm totally nuts and yet, he's still around...i was throwing a spaz this morning cause i'm nuts and he handled it well...i think this one is a keeper...xoxoxo...
Subject : no longer hitting new york...bummer...
Posted Date: : Nov 5, 2007 9:20 PM
so when u have something called a bf, apparently, you're not allowed to like go to new york with your ex...bummer...
oh wells...and apparently, when you're like doing laundry with your new current bf...problems ensue when u both have different ways of doing laundry...bummer 2...life currently sucks...xoxoxo....
Subject : i heart new york
Posted Date: : Nov 5, 2007 4:36 PM
spending this evening heading over to the bf's place so we can do laundry together...i know...too cutesy...
my day was slightly crazy...had to actually do work in the office...that sucked...
the ex also came by to visit me and wants me to hit new york with him for the holidays...it's soo fucking tempting...i love love new york...i told him i'd run it by my bf first and see what the bf has to say...
other than that, life is grand...xoxox....
my day was slightly crazy...had to actually do work in the office...that sucked...
the ex also came by to visit me and wants me to hit new york with him for the holidays...it's soo fucking tempting...i love love new york...i told him i'd run it by my bf first and see what the bf has to say...
other than that, life is grand...xoxox....
Subject : finally fucking home
Posted Date: : Nov 4, 2007 7:21 PM
managed to spend this entire weekend with dr. uber super mcdreamy...i also managed to work at the restaurant in the process...things are going great...we're in this like honeymoon state where everything is hunky dory...don't get me wrong, we've also have gotten into our fights but that is bound to happen when u see someone like everyday for the past week and a half...it's been slightly crazy...i'm completely falling for him...
so now we're gonna celebrate our 2 week anniversary this upcoming wednesday...i know...crazy...me in a fucking relationship...told myself i was gonna avoid the relationship thing until like end of this year...damn it...i hate it when life gets soo damn crazy...
okay...i better start cleaning up my condo....i know...exciting sunday nite...xooxxoxo....
so now we're gonna celebrate our 2 week anniversary this upcoming wednesday...i know...crazy...me in a fucking relationship...told myself i was gonna avoid the relationship thing until like end of this year...damn it...i hate it when life gets soo damn crazy...
okay...i better start cleaning up my condo....i know...exciting sunday nite...xooxxoxo....
Subject : taking myself off the fucking market
Posted Date: : Nov 3, 2007 5:37 PM
can my life seriously get any crazier? i am now officially off the fucking market...i have what's called a bf...yes, it's been only a week since i met dr. uber super mcdreamy...but how do u say no to a guy who is soo incredibly amazing?
basically, he wanted to see us like exclusively so i was like, does being exclusive mean i can still like hand out my phone number to cute boys? apparently, that's not what being in an exclusive relationship meant...it basically meant that i would be seeing him and ONLY him...i was like, wow...isn't that like a bf? anyway, so i end up committing cause what's the point of being in an exclusive relationship if u can't see other people...i mean, u might as well make them your bf...
it was kinda funny cause i was like having to decide between three doctors before i was able to decide upon dr. uber super mcdreamy...i know...life gets so tragic for me...as soon as i had started dating dr. uber super mcdreamy, dr. super mcdreamy informed me that he realized he liked me instead of my friend which got things really complicated cause i had actually liked him but i guess there's a code of ethics between friends that entails not sharing boys...but whatever...and then as soon as the ex realized i was seeing dr. uber super mcdreamy seriously, he then wanted me back...i know...men are lame like that...they always want what they can't have...anyway, so i end up choosing dr. uber super mcdreamy cause he knew he wanted me and wasn't being a flaky bitch...on top of everything else, he's crazy funny and i'm a total sucker for funny guys...yes, so there is a good ending to this tragic love story which is my life...ooxooxxo...
Subject : totally falling for. dr. uber super mcdreamy
Posted Date: : Oct 27, 2007 7:49 AM
today will be spent heading into my restaurant job and then leaving early so i can hang out with dr. uber super mcdreamy aka my upcoming "bf." so he's gonna take me out to dinner and then we're gonna meet up with his friends for a birthday party...yes, this relationship is getting quite serious...we've already started making wedding plans...we're thinking maybe getting hitched next weekend if my schedule permits...
yes, i'm fully aware that i've only met him last wednesday and we've seen each almost every day...but hey, who is one to stop love?
i swear, i am soo easily romanced...like i'm easily wooed by text messages and phone calls during the day and at night cause he'll call me several times a day and yes, maybe others may find it clingy and needy, ... i say don't hate...don't be jealous...it's ROMANCE goddammit...hahaha
last nite was spent hanging out with my pseudo bf and by hanging out, he was watching garden state while i was busy on the phone with dr. super mcdreamy...and then i took the pseudo bf out to dinner at like 1 am...i get back and at 2 am, the 23 year old college boi calls me to ask me what i'm doing...i'm like, "i'm sleeping cause that's what old people do at 2 am." he's like, "yeah?" and i'm like, "yeah." so he's like, "yeah...i wanna ask u out." and i'm like, "it's 2 in the fucking morning...can u ask me out some other time? i need my sleep." i mean, college boys are so naive...i mean, i'm sure he was probably wanting a booty call but cause he's soo young, u can't turn someone into a booty call unless you've already slept with them...so young...he's like a little kitten...i mean, did he honestly think i would get my ass up at 2 am to make out with him? what does he take me for? a college girl ho? i guess i give him an A+ for persistency for trying and an F for not getting the fact that i'm not interested...maybe he thinks i'm playing hard to get when i tell him that i can't hang out cause "i'm busy" or maybe when i told him, "you're way too young for me...i'm looking for marriage." i think the worst line i've given him is, "so, if we go out, is daddy gonna pay for our dinner again?"
anyway, life is grand...went shopping yesterday...which is obviously a bad idea...bought myself a frankie b denim mini skirt cause u know, it's not enough that i own like ten denim mini skirts...and then i bought these really cute boi shorts...i was tempted to also purchase these frankie b denim short overalls but i couldn't justify blowing $240 for a pair of overalls... especially when i'm making like $40 a day at my restaurant job....yes, life is more than grand...it's fabulous...
anyway, totally excited to meet up with dr. uber super mcdreamy tonite...xoxxoxo....
yes, i'm fully aware that i've only met him last wednesday and we've seen each almost every day...but hey, who is one to stop love?
i swear, i am soo easily romanced...like i'm easily wooed by text messages and phone calls during the day and at night cause he'll call me several times a day and yes, maybe others may find it clingy and needy, ... i say don't hate...don't be jealous...it's ROMANCE goddammit...hahaha
last nite was spent hanging out with my pseudo bf and by hanging out, he was watching garden state while i was busy on the phone with dr. super mcdreamy...and then i took the pseudo bf out to dinner at like 1 am...i get back and at 2 am, the 23 year old college boi calls me to ask me what i'm doing...i'm like, "i'm sleeping cause that's what old people do at 2 am." he's like, "yeah?" and i'm like, "yeah." so he's like, "yeah...i wanna ask u out." and i'm like, "it's 2 in the fucking morning...can u ask me out some other time? i need my sleep." i mean, college boys are so naive...i mean, i'm sure he was probably wanting a booty call but cause he's soo young, u can't turn someone into a booty call unless you've already slept with them...so young...he's like a little kitten...i mean, did he honestly think i would get my ass up at 2 am to make out with him? what does he take me for? a college girl ho? i guess i give him an A+ for persistency for trying and an F for not getting the fact that i'm not interested...maybe he thinks i'm playing hard to get when i tell him that i can't hang out cause "i'm busy" or maybe when i told him, "you're way too young for me...i'm looking for marriage." i think the worst line i've given him is, "so, if we go out, is daddy gonna pay for our dinner again?"
anyway, life is grand...went shopping yesterday...which is obviously a bad idea...bought myself a frankie b denim mini skirt cause u know, it's not enough that i own like ten denim mini skirts...and then i bought these really cute boi shorts...i was tempted to also purchase these frankie b denim short overalls but i couldn't justify blowing $240 for a pair of overalls... especially when i'm making like $40 a day at my restaurant job....yes, life is more than grand...it's fabulous...
anyway, totally excited to meet up with dr. uber super mcdreamy tonite...xoxxoxo....
Subject : highs and Lo’s....
Posted Date: : Oct 25, 2007 4:24 PM
my life is getting like totally out of hand...i had a triple date last nite in which i was set up by a gf who thought this guy would be incredibly great for me...so before i head out to my date, my ex calls me to make me feel like shit...so as i leave for the bar to meet my friends and this "perfect guy" for me, i was feeling very vulnerable and quite insecure...
upon entering the bar/restaurant, the guy turns around and i'm like, this is sooo NOT the guy for me...he doesn't even reach my height requirement...but amazingly, after talking to him, he was crazy funny and super smart...then again, he is a radiologist...i swear...i need to quit dating doctors...i ended up having a great time...the next morning, he texted me to ask if i had gone home okay and that he had a fun time with me...so now i'm totally in love...i'm a sucker for guys who text me...yes, i'm high maintenance...
so he later texted me during the day to ask what i was doing...i then texted him back and invited him to this champagne and caviar party i'm hitting tonite in brentwood...so now we're going on our first date to a party...i mean, how romantic is that?
so now i'm in love with dr. uber super mcdreamy...it's funny cause like i was feeling all shitty cause the ex makes me feel worthless and then i go out and realize that i was so stupid for letting someone make me feel that way...
life is grand...have a catering gig next week and i think another one the week after that...my life is getting too crazy...in addition to all that, i'm thinking of tutoring school children after my office job to make extra money...yes, i need to be busy...like crazy busy....xoxoxox....life is grand....
upon entering the bar/restaurant, the guy turns around and i'm like, this is sooo NOT the guy for me...he doesn't even reach my height requirement...but amazingly, after talking to him, he was crazy funny and super smart...then again, he is a radiologist...i swear...i need to quit dating doctors...i ended up having a great time...the next morning, he texted me to ask if i had gone home okay and that he had a fun time with me...so now i'm totally in love...i'm a sucker for guys who text me...yes, i'm high maintenance...
so he later texted me during the day to ask what i was doing...i then texted him back and invited him to this champagne and caviar party i'm hitting tonite in brentwood...so now we're going on our first date to a party...i mean, how romantic is that?
so now i'm in love with dr. uber super mcdreamy...it's funny cause like i was feeling all shitty cause the ex makes me feel worthless and then i go out and realize that i was so stupid for letting someone make me feel that way...
life is grand...have a catering gig next week and i think another one the week after that...my life is getting too crazy...in addition to all that, i'm thinking of tutoring school children after my office job to make extra money...yes, i need to be busy...like crazy busy....xoxoxox....life is grand....
Subject : single and triple dating
Posted Date: : Oct 24, 2007 6:04 AM
i was like super bad last nite...managed to NOT clean my condo...i'm really hating myself...my life is a disaster...instead, i was busy on the phone...
so this evening will be spent triple dating with my gfs...that should be fun cause booz will be involved...
btw...saw lars and the real girl last weekend...liked it but not loved it...
i also had a date thursday nite but it was canceled on me which is good...i really need to clean up my place...
i've decided to dress up as a super hero for halloween...i know...exciting, right? my costume came in yesterday and it's sooo super cute...i guess that's it...life is currently crazy boring right now....xoox...
so this evening will be spent triple dating with my gfs...that should be fun cause booz will be involved...
btw...saw lars and the real girl last weekend...liked it but not loved it...
i also had a date thursday nite but it was canceled on me which is good...i really need to clean up my place...
i've decided to dress up as a super hero for halloween...i know...exciting, right? my costume came in yesterday and it's sooo super cute...i guess that's it...life is currently crazy boring right now....xoox...
Subject : finally taking a vacation
Posted Date: : Oct 23, 2007 7:22 AM
i can't believe i'm finally going to do it...i'm finally gonna take a fucking vacation...soo damn excited...my last vacation was like over seven years ago...i soo need to get away...working seven days a week has totally overly stressed me out...this trip is gonna help me regroup and get my shit together...i'm actually gonna leave to asia during the thanksgiving holiday...it's gonna be great...i plan on boozing in asia with my sister and hopefully my mom joins along [in the boozing that is]...and of course, i'm gonna hit on the village boys cause that's how i roll...
hopefully, i don't get my ass sick from the water or food there...i mean, if anything, i don't mind losing 10 lbs...it'll just cause me to be hotter...i mean...can i even get any hotter? hahaha...
anyway, it's been a rough week, can't wait till this month is over so i can take off...i need to get away....xoxxoo....
hopefully, i don't get my ass sick from the water or food there...i mean, if anything, i don't mind losing 10 lbs...it'll just cause me to be hotter...i mean...can i even get any hotter? hahaha...
anyway, it's been a rough week, can't wait till this month is over so i can take off...i need to get away....xoxxoo....
Subject : ode to "samantha"
Posted Date: : Oct 21, 2007 6:54 AM
so apparently, dr. super mcdreamy who is incredibly perfect but had lacked personality with me is in love with one of my best friends...i was like, wtf? how'd my life get so fucking strange? i always get the boi...i'm a fucking playa...i know how to work it...so this is how it went down...i threw a singles party at the restaurant i work for...dr. super mcdreamy arrived and we're like hanging out but later, one of my gfs, let's call her Ana, comes up to me and is like:
Ana: Lo, your man is totally flirting with, let's call her Samantha,...i think u should do something about it...the way he looks at Samantha...i think he's in love with her.
Lo: Are u fucking kidding me? shit...i mean, i deleted his number last nite so we're no longer hanging out...but if he's in love with her, let me set them up...
Ana: Are u serious? that's not cool...what a jerk.
Lo: seriously, there's a lot of boys out there and if he likes Samantha, i'm not gonna stop love from happening....
Ana: wow...that's big of you...
so, dr. super mcdreamy comes back and i'm like:
Lo: so, do u like my friend?
Dr.: yes. i loved her before i met her.
Lo: wtf? so why the fuck have u been going out with me and not asking her out?
Dr.: i didn't wanna hurt your feelings....
so basically, what ended up happening is that we spend the next two hours talking about samantha and how he totally likes her...and samantha had already left the party and i was like, why didn't u fucking get her number? and he was like, he thought it was awkward and strange cause he had already been going out with me and i'm like, trust me, i'm over you...if anything, i deleted your number last nite when i realized it wasn't gonna work out...so since samantha had left to another party, we [me and dr. super mcdreamy] ends up having to go there so he could get her number...i swear, i'm like the best fucking friend in the world...as soon as we get there, i instruct dr. super mcdreamy that he better spend the rest of this evening on her ass and getting her number cause i wasn't hitting his second party for nothing when i could just be home in bed...so of course, he talks to her, stares at her gazingly, and finally asks for her number...we then finally am able to go home...
the next day, dr. super mcdreamy calls me out of the blue [please note, prior to this, he had never called me just because] to talk about samantha and basically gushes over her...we're on the phone for like an hour and i'm like, when did i become the unattractive best friend who has to listen to this? so i'm like, "so u asking her out or what?" and he's like, "yeah, i was thinking of asking her out for tomorrow." and i'm like, "yeah, that's a great idea...take her somewhere special cause she's special."
yes, life is grand...if anything, i'm glad it's over cause he didn't waste my time and he knew what he wanted...i wish he had told me he liked her when he initially called me instead of us having gone out cause it's now more about my ego being bruised then me actually liking him...i mean, i honestly think he's a great guy and my girl "samantha" is a super great girl, so i actually want it to work out...
now i'm back to being single which is actually what i'm good at...i need to stay focused anyway...u know, on being a playa and my career...i really need to quit men...
well...my singles party was a success so that was good...so many hotties came out...surprisingly, i didn't get any boys asking for my number cause dr. super mcdreamy was busy cramping my style cause he was busy talking to me about his crush on "samantha", but that's good cause it uncomplicates my already slightly crazy life...xoxoxo....
Subject : liked providence...not loved it
Posted Date: : Oct 17, 2007 12:56 PM
had the tasting menu at providence last nite for dinner...i would say the food was good but not fabulous...i loved the look of the restaurant though...it was soo damn romantic...my white wine was pretty good...i can't say i liked the pastries...i'm a pastry snob...xoxoxo....
Subject : everyone has a life but me...
Posted Date: : Oct 15, 2007 6:42 PM
had dinner with my ex-husband tonite for his birthday and he tells me he's dating this 30 year old girl who owns three fucking restaurants...wow...made me feel very unaccomplished...it's like, i'm still attempting to work on getting one restaurant next year...
at least my weekend is over so that was good...now i'm just planning my singles party cause that's what i do...i really need to grow up soon...worked on the drink menu and i have to work on the food menu tomorrow...yes, i have a lot on my plate...
made 4 c.d.'s for my party cause i can't afford a dj...so now i have to keep it old skool with my mixed c.d.'s...it'll be great....
what else is new in my life? hmmm...not much...working on getting a bf...okay, not really...i'm enjoying Lo time which basically entails wild times consisting of me lying on my couch watching t.v. i love love it...
btw...whenever i'm ready to be in hell, i guess i'll start focusing on having a bf...until then, t.v. is my life....xoxoxo....
at least my weekend is over so that was good...now i'm just planning my singles party cause that's what i do...i really need to grow up soon...worked on the drink menu and i have to work on the food menu tomorrow...yes, i have a lot on my plate...
made 4 c.d.'s for my party cause i can't afford a dj...so now i have to keep it old skool with my mixed c.d.'s...it'll be great....
what else is new in my life? hmmm...not much...working on getting a bf...okay, not really...i'm enjoying Lo time which basically entails wild times consisting of me lying on my couch watching t.v. i love love it...
btw...whenever i'm ready to be in hell, i guess i'll start focusing on having a bf...until then, t.v. is my life....xoxoxo....
Subject : Lo + 3 cosmos + fuzzy navel = me puking my guts out
Posted Date: : Oct 14, 2007 8:27 PM
so fucking glad this weekend is damn over...yesterday was spent working my catering gig...made a bunch of paninis so that was muy exciting...and then after that, hit a bar and club with my friends...since i was in a bad mood from working and fighting with the ex...as soon as i got to the bar, i needed to start chugging my drinks cause i'm classy like that...to make a long story short, ended up having way too many drinks and spent my evening puking my guts out...that was fun...i then had to get my ass up to work today at the restaurant in which i started fucking up the orders cause i was feeling so damn out of it...so now i'm back home and so fucking glad i'm still alive...life is fabulous!!! xoxoxo.....
Subject : need to get a 5th or 6th job
Posted Date: : Oct 12, 2007 10:26 AM
it's like...can my life suck anymore? so not only do i have to get ready to pay for fucking property tax, i have a fucking termite problem that's gonna end up running me close to $1,000...that pisses me the fuck off...i mean, i already work 3 fucking jobs to make ends meet and now i have to deal with this termite thing...basically, a wall in my bathroom has to be redone and then my window needs to be stripped...this sucks...u know what u can spend $1,000 on that's like more fun?...jimmy choo boots, that's what...i hate my life....
so now i'm watching tyra banks, eating my chicken bowl from yoshinoya, and getting my ass ready to start prepping for my catering gig...xoxoxo.....
so now i'm watching tyra banks, eating my chicken bowl from yoshinoya, and getting my ass ready to start prepping for my catering gig...xoxoxo.....
Subject : was actually home....
Posted Date: : Oct 12, 2007 6:56 AM
so spent last nite opting to actually stay home than go out...it was soo damn exciting...so cooked myself some dumplings for dinner and watched the office...it was sooo fun...i love love love the office...i am totally enamored with jim...and then i went to bed at 10 pm...i should do more evenings by myself more often...i actually enjoy my own company...xoxoo....
Subject : fucking tired already
Posted Date: : Oct 11, 2007 5:17 PM
just finished shopping for the most part for my catering gig on saturday...had to stop by my mom's house to pick up some catering stuff like chafing dishes...and so my mom looks at me and is like, "wow...have u lost weight? u look thin and sickly." and i'm like, "that's what a person looks like when she's working 7 days a fucking week and is malnourished and has no man in her life." so that's my current look...thin and sickly...my mom was like, "are u doing drugs?" and i was like, "i wish...too fucking broke to buy drugs." yes, my life at this very second sucks...other than that...everything is great...have to get my ass ready to party tonite...i'm actually not in the mood...kinda feel down in the dumps...but whatever...booz will quickly fix that...xoxoxo....
Subject : this weekend is gonna suck
Posted Date: : Oct 11, 2007 6:15 AM
so getting myself ready for an awful weekend...gosh...i want my fucking weekends back...today i have to grocery shop for my catering gig on saturday after my office job...and then i have to prep for the catering gig before i hit my restaurant job...saturday will be at the event and sunday will be spent back at the restaurant...i need a fucking weekend off...life is getting too crazy...it's good i'm not dating massively although i will most likely go back to manjuggling by next week...i will be spending this evening after grocery shopping going out with my gfs where i will hopefully get slightly trashed...i deserve the alcohol...had a couple break-ups this week...i know...tragic...
anyway, till next time....xoxoxo....
anyway, till next time....xoxoxo....
Subject : single until the end of time
Posted Date: : Oct 10, 2007 8:34 AM
so i've decided that my life is not like the notebook...instead of picking one doctor from another doctor, i've decided to choose neither...even a bet can't keep me committed...life sucks...yeah...totally not ready to be in a relationship...relationships are for adults and i'm a spaz...
was on the phone with dr. super mcdreamy last nite for like an hour and i realized that if he wasn't hot and like an anesthesiologist, i probably wouldn't even waste my time talking to him and on that note, i realized this wasn't meant to be...i am soooo not ready to settle...okay...maybe i'll settle tomorrow, but today, i have to work and watch the office....xoxoxo....
was on the phone with dr. super mcdreamy last nite for like an hour and i realized that if he wasn't hot and like an anesthesiologist, i probably wouldn't even waste my time talking to him and on that note, i realized this wasn't meant to be...i am soooo not ready to settle...okay...maybe i'll settle tomorrow, but today, i have to work and watch the office....xoxoxo....
Subject : totally falling for dr. super mcdreamy
Posted Date: : Oct 7, 2007 10:13 PM
so my lunch date with dr. super mcdreamy was fabulous...i am sooo falling in love...we hit aroma cafe and then after lunch, he asked me if i wanted pinkberry's cause he knows i love love pinkberry's...so we got a yogurt that we ended up sharing...sooooo romantic...it was soo lady and the tramp...u know...that disney movie in which two dogs share spagetti but we were sharing a yogurt and i'm not a dog...a tramp yes, but not a dog...haha...i am not a tramp!!!
after my hot date with dr. super mcdreamy, i headed into work in which i managed to burn my hand on the fucking pizza oven which totally sucks...whatever...it's just my hand...
after coming home, i call up my best girl and we decide to make bets and set goals...our goal was to basically find a bf by the end of this year and then after we find our bfs, we're gonna try to commit to them...it was a serious bet cause big money is on the line...so now i have to make dr. super mcdreamy my bf [unless of course i meet another super hot guy in the next couple of weeks] and then i have to try not to break up with him, but rather marry him...i know...easier said than done...[to my gf who i made this bet with...you're going down biatch!!! i'm soo gonna win the money....] hahhaha....xooxoxoo.....
after my hot date with dr. super mcdreamy, i headed into work in which i managed to burn my hand on the fucking pizza oven which totally sucks...whatever...it's just my hand...
after coming home, i call up my best girl and we decide to make bets and set goals...our goal was to basically find a bf by the end of this year and then after we find our bfs, we're gonna try to commit to them...it was a serious bet cause big money is on the line...so now i have to make dr. super mcdreamy my bf [unless of course i meet another super hot guy in the next couple of weeks] and then i have to try not to break up with him, but rather marry him...i know...easier said than done...[to my gf who i made this bet with...you're going down biatch!!! i'm soo gonna win the money....] hahhaha....xooxoxoo.....
Subject : super gentleman or super cheater?
Posted Date: : Oct 6, 2007 9:28 PM
so i'm gonna meet up with dr. super mcdreamy tomorrow for lunch before i head into work...my dilemma is that he won't let me pick him up at his place...i mean, most guys are fucking lazy and always want you to meet them halfway on a date but this guy would rather pick me up...so that leads me to think...is he a total and utter gentleman or does he have like a gf or better yet, wife? i mean, why does he not want me to see his place? i mean, i asked if he wanted me to just pick him up and eat around his place cause my work is kinda near his home but he opted to come get my ass instead which totally works for me cause i actually like getting picked up but most LA men are so fucking spoiled, my gfs have gotten accustomed to meeting them halfway so i try to meet up with men after the first initial dates of them picking me up...it's like, i want a guy to always pick up my sorry ass but when it happens, i question as to the sincerity of it...does he have some kind of dark secret? dating is becoming soo damn complicated....xoxoxoxo.....
anyway, yesterday was kinda crazy cause since i broke up with the ex-bf, he now calls me everyday and wants to see me everyday...which is stupid...
so yesterday, he comes by to visit me at the restaurant and while he's eating, this other guy that i'm also seeing comes by to visit me too...it was actually really funny because i didn't want it to be obvious to either one of them that was what was happening...luckily for me, the guy that i'm seeing is sitting outside in the patio and the ex-bf is in the restaurant with his back turned away from that guy...slightly crazy....whatever...
and so i spend most of my day cooking but later towards the nite, the restaurant actually got quite busy on a sunday nite so i ended up having to waitress...the money is better but the work sucks...one table i had was trying to avoid having to pay for the food that they had already fucking eaten and so complained about it...it fucking drove me crazy cause they wanted me to basically comp the entire bill...i wanted to fucking smack those damn bitches and put them in their place but of course, i couldn't...surprisingly they left me a tip which i wasn't anticipating cause they were officially the worst customers...everyone else i had told me they loved the food and tipped me pretty generously which i like cause then i can tip the cooks in the back more money...
upon coming home, the ex-bf of course calls me and we of course end up fighting cause i feel like he's wasting my time...conversation ends with me telling him not to call me and at 3 am cause i was still so antsy from having a crazy day at work and the annoying ex-bf, i wrote him an email to tell him to leave me alone...
i mean, talking to him annoys the crap out of me and since i was trying to be polite, i'd pick up the phone but i'd tell him to please not call me...i guess, bitch mode has now have to come into effect where i actually have to avoid his calls...i hate break-ups...sometimes they can be slightly messy....anyway, hopefully, i have a chill day at the office today...life sucks...gosh...i hope Dr. Super McDreamy calls me cause i'm like soo in love with him...hahhaa....oxxoxo.....
on saturday, i hit a singles party in which i met like the man of my dreams but he has yet to call me...maybe he doesn't realize that me and him were meant to be together...like forever...hahaha...didn't get home til 2 am...
spending this evening cleaning up my condo and hanging out with the psuedo-bf...xoxoxo....
chocolate + dashboard confessionals + a broken heart [if i actually had a heart] = tears of sadness
i need to clean up but it's soo hard to do when doing nothing is easier...xoxoxo....
Subject : shit...i won’t have a bf next week
Posted Date: : Oct 6, 2007 7:22 AM
so i gave myself this time line in which i would get my ass a bf by next week cause i've been single for like about two months which is crazy...but i don't think it's gonna happen...me having a bf, that is...
i guess i'll give myself until the end of the month to make a decision...i fucking need to grow up and be in something stable...
i have a hot lunch date with dr. super mcdreamy tomorrow before i have to run into work...
i am completely loving working seven days a week...it's awesome...it keeps me kinda out of trouble...not really...i really just love being in a restaurant...
so my life in review...currently planning a singles party because it's an excuse to get drunk... also planning on throwing a halloween party cause it's yet another reason to get plastered...
i think i'm gonna quit alcohol next year and by quit, not drink so much...
doing laundry right now because it's hot and exciting...
oh yeah...saw breakfast at tiffany's last nite with my psuedo-bf and i hated hated hated that movie...i only saw it cause people would always tell me i look like audrey hepburn but after watching that movie, maybe they meant i act like audrey hepburn cause she's a fucking nutcase in the movie...i totally wanted to bitch slap her cause she's so nuts and not in a cute quirky way, but rather, in a let's put her in a psychiatric ward britney spears kinda way...yeah..i know i'm slightly nuts but not that nuts...my only favorite scene in that movie was when she throws her cat against the wall and i liked it cause i hate cats...
today will be spent going into my cooking job and then calling the hot anesthesiologist to confirm plans...yes, i have a tough life....xooxoxo....
i guess i'll give myself until the end of the month to make a decision...i fucking need to grow up and be in something stable...
i have a hot lunch date with dr. super mcdreamy tomorrow before i have to run into work...
i am completely loving working seven days a week...it's awesome...it keeps me kinda out of trouble...not really...i really just love being in a restaurant...
so my life in review...currently planning a singles party because it's an excuse to get drunk... also planning on throwing a halloween party cause it's yet another reason to get plastered...
i think i'm gonna quit alcohol next year and by quit, not drink so much...
doing laundry right now because it's hot and exciting...
oh yeah...saw breakfast at tiffany's last nite with my psuedo-bf and i hated hated hated that movie...i only saw it cause people would always tell me i look like audrey hepburn but after watching that movie, maybe they meant i act like audrey hepburn cause she's a fucking nutcase in the movie...i totally wanted to bitch slap her cause she's so nuts and not in a cute quirky way, but rather, in a let's put her in a psychiatric ward britney spears kinda way...yeah..i know i'm slightly nuts but not that nuts...my only favorite scene in that movie was when she throws her cat against the wall and i liked it cause i hate cats...
today will be spent going into my cooking job and then calling the hot anesthesiologist to confirm plans...yes, i have a tough life....xooxoxo....
Subject : my love life is like the notebook
Posted Date: : Oct 4, 2007 9:35 PM
so when i say that i'm not gonna date or party for the next two weeks, it really means that i'm not gonna juggle ten guys but i will still party and date two guys at the same time...so now my life is now kinda like the notebook where the main character has to choose between two guys...like does she choose the poor guy that she loves cause she's stupid or does she choose the rich hot guy? so that's kinda like my current dilemma...do i choose an internal medicine doctor or this really hot anesthesiologist? okay...it's really nothing like the notebook...and i'm not really loving one guy more than the other...as of this point, i kinda like them both the same...i like the internal medicine doctor cause he's funny and i like the anesthesiologist cause he's crazy cute...he's like the best looking guy i've ever dated...i've managed to drop the other doctor guys i was kinda seeing cause they were just boring which is a characteristic of most doctors but they were beyond boring...like not only were they boring, they weren't cute, so what's the point? okay, so back to my ever tragic love story...i mean, how do u choose between two of the same guys? they are both asian, tall, and doctors. one is funny and one is cute...tough decision, isn't it? real life isn't as simple as the movies...xoxoxo.....p.s. i'm on my menstrual cycle and that sucks...sucks more than having to figure out which doctor guy i like more....
Subject : dinner with the man of my dreams
Posted Date: : Oct 3, 2007 4:29 AM
so mr. hotstuff calls me yesterday at 4 in the afternoon cause he was able to get out of the hospital early and so we end up going out to dinner...it was fabulous and by fabulous, i was fabulous...i entertained myself...i tried to talk him into being k-fed to my britney spears for halloween but somehow he wasn't too excited about it...oh wells...
yes...i know i'm not supposed to be dating for like two weeks but hey, he's super cute so i have to make an exception...i need to stay focused!!!! xoxoxo.....
yes...i know i'm not supposed to be dating for like two weeks but hey, he's super cute so i have to make an exception...i need to stay focused!!!! xoxoxo.....
Subject : man crazy for like a second
Posted Date: : Sep 30, 2007 11:46 PM
after realizing that i was quite pathetic, i've decided to stop obsessing over dr. super mcdreamy...i'm quite over it...i mean, there are more important things in life than hot boys...like sleeping...which is precisely what i'm about to do at 12 in the afternoon cause u know...it's monday after all....xoxoxoxo....
Subject : i hate asshole customers...
Posted Date: : Oct 1, 2007 6:52 AM
spent this entire weekend working for the most part [minus that hot date with Dr. Super McDreamy]...i am now like desperately waiting by the phone for his call cause i'm super pathetic...anyway, yesterday was kinda crazy cause since i broke up with the ex-bf, he now calls me everyday and wants to see me everyday...which is stupid...
so yesterday, he comes by to visit me at the restaurant and while he's eating, this other guy that i'm also seeing comes by to visit me too...it was actually really funny because i didn't want it to be obvious to either one of them that was what was happening...luckily for me, the guy that i'm seeing is sitting outside in the patio and the ex-bf is in the restaurant with his back turned away from that guy...slightly crazy....whatever...
and so i spend most of my day cooking but later towards the nite, the restaurant actually got quite busy on a sunday nite so i ended up having to waitress...the money is better but the work sucks...one table i had was trying to avoid having to pay for the food that they had already fucking eaten and so complained about it...it fucking drove me crazy cause they wanted me to basically comp the entire bill...i wanted to fucking smack those damn bitches and put them in their place but of course, i couldn't...surprisingly they left me a tip which i wasn't anticipating cause they were officially the worst customers...everyone else i had told me they loved the food and tipped me pretty generously which i like cause then i can tip the cooks in the back more money...
upon coming home, the ex-bf of course calls me and we of course end up fighting cause i feel like he's wasting my time...conversation ends with me telling him not to call me and at 3 am cause i was still so antsy from having a crazy day at work and the annoying ex-bf, i wrote him an email to tell him to leave me alone...
i mean, talking to him annoys the crap out of me and since i was trying to be polite, i'd pick up the phone but i'd tell him to please not call me...i guess, bitch mode has now have to come into effect where i actually have to avoid his calls...i hate break-ups...sometimes they can be slightly messy....anyway, hopefully, i have a chill day at the office today...life sucks...gosh...i hope Dr. Super McDreamy calls me cause i'm like soo in love with him...hahhaa....oxxoxo.....
Subject : man of my dreams was like totally dreamy....
Posted Date: : Sep 30, 2007 12:48 AM
so i just got back from my date with the man of my dreams and he is like totally dreamy...the ball is now in his court...gosh...i hope he calls...he is like soo damn cute....xoxooxox....
Subject : hs reunion...wow...i’m old and unaccomplished....
Posted Date: : Sep 29, 2007 4:41 AM
so i attended my high school reunion last nite and it was fun but slightly strange at the same time...i was planning on getting trashed cause i'm a part-time alcoholic but didn't because i was too busy hosting the party...
so it's been ten years and some of my classmates were like married or had kids and like normal grown-up stuff like that. a lot of them also had like careers, in grad school, or like real jobs...
i on the other hand turned out to be that popular kid who ends up not accomplishing much with her life...it was fabulous...damn it...why couldn't i grow up at 18 like every fucking else? why did i purposely flunk my economic classes...i mean, i could have been soo straight laced and when people asked me what i did, i could have said..."yeah, i'm a business strategist" or something important like that...instead, my answer to what do u do was, "i like to party." i sound like an ex HS football player...it was fabulous...i hate myself...i really need to grow up...i hope it happens tomorrow....xooxoxo.....
so it's been ten years and some of my classmates were like married or had kids and like normal grown-up stuff like that. a lot of them also had like careers, in grad school, or like real jobs...
i on the other hand turned out to be that popular kid who ends up not accomplishing much with her life...it was fabulous...damn it...why couldn't i grow up at 18 like every fucking else? why did i purposely flunk my economic classes...i mean, i could have been soo straight laced and when people asked me what i did, i could have said..."yeah, i'm a business strategist" or something important like that...instead, my answer to what do u do was, "i like to party." i sound like an ex HS football player...it was fabulous...i hate myself...i really need to grow up...i hope it happens tomorrow....xooxoxo.....
Subject : lo without booz is like lo without air
Posted Date: : Sep 28, 2007 2:03 PM
so i go out last nite and was my very own designated driver so that totally sucked...so when i'm like forced to drive my own sorry ass, i will not let myself have a sip of alcohol...so we go to this wine bar in which i order iced tea and then we hit this bar down the block in which i drink cranberry and oj...since i'm anti-social, i need booz to loosen up but since i couldn't drink, i was totally boring and lame...even i hated myself...so no more partying if i'm not even gonna party...yes, my life is lame...i hate myself...i need to go throw up...sometimes an in and out burger at 12 am seems like a great idea but the next day, when you're like fat, not the greatest idea in the world....xoxox.....
Subject : he fucking called!!!
Posted Date: : Sep 25, 2007 4:59 PM
so the man of my fucking dreams actually called me last nite...he waited a good two days cause calling me the next day would have seemed quite desperate...i'm sure...we then made plans to see each other saturday nite...i can't believe i'm super excited about this date...he is sooo BF material...so, this is my itinerary for the week:
wednesday: hot date with a cute spoiled 23 year old college boi whose gonna take me out to dinner on his daddy's money...he got his allowance yesterday so called me up cause he can afford to actually pay for dinner
thursday: hitting a speed dating event and getting boozed up at a bar in culver city cause u know...it is thursday nite
friday: attending my HS reunion
saturday: super hot date with the man of my dreams...
yes...i live it up...hahaha....xoxoxox....
wednesday: hot date with a cute spoiled 23 year old college boi whose gonna take me out to dinner on his daddy's money...he got his allowance yesterday so called me up cause he can afford to actually pay for dinner
thursday: hitting a speed dating event and getting boozed up at a bar in culver city cause u know...it is thursday nite
friday: attending my HS reunion
saturday: super hot date with the man of my dreams...
yes...i live it up...hahaha....xoxoxox....
Subject : by not partying...i really mean partying
Posted Date: : Sep 24, 2007 5:18 PM
so i told myself i wasn't gonna party and i guess by that...it meant that i would party even harder...went out friday nite where i met this hot dj who thought i was hot until he realized i was a drunken mess and no longer wanted my number...i got upset and called him a pothead...after that, i received a phone call from this guy i had gone out with awhile back who wanted to take me out to eat at 2 am and since i was drunk...i was like sure...didn't get to bed until 4 am...on saturday, i hit a singles party in which i met like the man of my dreams but he has yet to call me...maybe he doesn't realize that me and him were meant to be together...like forever...hahaha...didn't get home til 2 am...
spending this evening cleaning up my condo and hanging out with the psuedo-bf...xoxoxo....
Subject : so much accomplishments
Posted Date: : Sep 21, 2007 8:00 AM
so when i'm not partying or dating every nite, i managed to get my bathroom cleaned...that was very exciting...and got some laundry done...with the assistance of my psuedo-bf, of course....and after we did all that, we watched the office and got boozed off sake and johnny walker cause we're old skool like that....xoxoxo.....
Subject : out of commission for the next two weeks
Posted Date: : Sep 20, 2007 4:20 PM
to my amigos...so i'll be out of commission for the next two weeks...no partying or dating...i will be focused on some serious work shit like writing and getting some stuff done...so totally sorry if i can't party...i'll be back in two weeks...i promise.....xooxoxo.....
Subject : i’m gonna fucking do it...
Posted Date: : Sep 13, 2007 12:09 PM
i'm ready to start massive dating...so fuck it...game on....xoxoxo.....
Subject : bad girl...bad karma
Posted Date: : Sep 13, 2007 7:45 AM
sadly to say...it's finally happened...bad karma...i've managed to go through most of my life not falling in love so whenever i broke up with a guy, i never really felt that heartbroken about it...i never stopped to think that maybe that they truly loved me cause the ball was in my court, so what would it matter?...as long as i walked away with a clean break, i considered myself lucky...
so i've been spending the last eleven months of my life in this crazy toxic relationship in which i was constantly calling it quits but always going back cause i thought i loved this person...
it's funny cause i've always been the type of girl who can dump a guy cause i wasn't willing to compromise cause there's lots of fishes in the sea...
i guess ultimately, my point is that due to the fact that i've gone through my love life so haphazardly, life has thrown me a curve ball in which i met someone i thought i loved although he was soooo very wrong for me and i broke up with him and it hurts...so love sucks...
i guess that would be the moral of this blog...love sucks...
so i've been spending the last eleven months of my life in this crazy toxic relationship in which i was constantly calling it quits but always going back cause i thought i loved this person...
it's funny cause i've always been the type of girl who can dump a guy cause i wasn't willing to compromise cause there's lots of fishes in the sea...
i guess ultimately, my point is that due to the fact that i've gone through my love life so haphazardly, life has thrown me a curve ball in which i met someone i thought i loved although he was soooo very wrong for me and i broke up with him and it hurts...so love sucks...
i guess that would be the moral of this blog...love sucks...
Subject : i am sooo fucking lazy...i hate myself
Posted Date: : Sep 10, 2007 3:41 PM
so when i'm not working like crazy, i choose to be on my fucking couch, eat chocolate brownies and watch television...oh...or i walk around in circles in my studio listening to dashboard confessionals, feel sorry for my pathetic sorry self, and cry tears of sadness...yes, that's really happening...chocolate + dashboard confessionals + a broken heart [if i actually had a heart] = tears of sadness
i need to clean up but it's soo hard to do when doing nothing is easier...xoxoxo....
Subject : circle of friends...totally stupid
Posted Date: : Sep 9, 2007 8:25 AM
saw circle of friends starring chris o'donnell and minnie driver last nite after work cause i'm pathetic...the movie was sooo unrealistic...it's about this ugly fat girl who hooks up allegedly with the "brightest, best-looking boy on the campus"...i mean, how fucking realistic is that? then again, the movie was set in like the olden days so maybe guys were into ugly big girls...or maybe that's my problem...like i attract guys cause i'm skinny and wear skimpy clothes but the secret to keeping a man or getting one to marry me is to be soo not attractive and be bigger than him so i can beat him into submission...
the movie was also really unrealistic cause the main character's friends hooks up with her man and the main character ends up going back with him after he attempts to go back and court her...i'm like, whatever...if my friends ever hook up with like a guy i'm seeing, that is sooo not cool...i mean, if i've like dumped him and they want him, i don't care but the way i see it, there's plenty fish in the sea and there's no need to hook up with your friends' men...
the other unrealistic part is how chris o'donnell [allegedly the "brightest, best-looking boy on the campus"] even wants to go back to minnie driver's character [benny] after sleeping with her much hotter friend [nan]...i mean, i could see him wanting benny initially cause nan wasn't available cause she was seeing someone else and the fact that he was a virgin and wanted some ass...but after hooking up with a hottie and he was gonna be a doctor, why would he settle for some girl whose all desperate for him? it totally doesn't make sense...or maybe it's me whose obviously clueless cause i'm the one who can't hold a fucking relationship...maybe the key to being in a relationshp that lasts is to know that you're settling and deal with it...like you have to choose someone who has a good heart and ain't gonna cheat on your sorry ass than someone whose like hot...whatever...i'm over it...
yesterday was a slightly crazy day...i did a photo shoot for a friend and modeled her jewelry which was fun except i looked like crap...and then headed into the restaurant to work my shift...felt like shit cause i was having woman "issues" so i wanted to like pass out on the line...as i'm about to go home, one of cooks ask me if i have a bf in which i just proceeded to laugh...he then tells me he thinks i'm "muy bonita." i'm like, "thanks." i mean, why couldn't he be like super hot and a super rich business man? cause if that was the case, he could whisk me off and marry my sorry ass and we can like adopt beautiful babies together...but that would make it unrealistic like that stupid movie "circle of friends."
life sucks....xoxoxox.....
the movie was also really unrealistic cause the main character's friends hooks up with her man and the main character ends up going back with him after he attempts to go back and court her...i'm like, whatever...if my friends ever hook up with like a guy i'm seeing, that is sooo not cool...i mean, if i've like dumped him and they want him, i don't care but the way i see it, there's plenty fish in the sea and there's no need to hook up with your friends' men...
the other unrealistic part is how chris o'donnell [allegedly the "brightest, best-looking boy on the campus"] even wants to go back to minnie driver's character [benny] after sleeping with her much hotter friend [nan]...i mean, i could see him wanting benny initially cause nan wasn't available cause she was seeing someone else and the fact that he was a virgin and wanted some ass...but after hooking up with a hottie and he was gonna be a doctor, why would he settle for some girl whose all desperate for him? it totally doesn't make sense...or maybe it's me whose obviously clueless cause i'm the one who can't hold a fucking relationship...maybe the key to being in a relationshp that lasts is to know that you're settling and deal with it...like you have to choose someone who has a good heart and ain't gonna cheat on your sorry ass than someone whose like hot...whatever...i'm over it...
yesterday was a slightly crazy day...i did a photo shoot for a friend and modeled her jewelry which was fun except i looked like crap...and then headed into the restaurant to work my shift...felt like shit cause i was having woman "issues" so i wanted to like pass out on the line...as i'm about to go home, one of cooks ask me if i have a bf in which i just proceeded to laugh...he then tells me he thinks i'm "muy bonita." i'm like, "thanks." i mean, why couldn't he be like super hot and a super rich business man? cause if that was the case, he could whisk me off and marry my sorry ass and we can like adopt beautiful babies together...but that would make it unrealistic like that stupid movie "circle of friends."
life sucks....xoxoxox.....
Subject : fucking totally crazy in love
Posted Date: : Sep 7, 2007 1:36 PM
spent this morning waking up slightly hungover...my mother calls me to grab lunch and hit the louis vuitton store in which i completely fall in love with this super hot white clutch...yeah, it was only like $1200 which is like chump change when you're like rich...i rarely fall in love with hangbags but this clutch was soo damn cute, i was soo tempted to put it on my credit card and then i remembered that i'm no longer allowed to use my credit card unless it's a friggin emergency...but wasn't this an emergency?
so i had to fucking walk away...it was sooo tragic...so fucking sad...it's like walking away from the love of your life...u know that clutch is soo damn fine but u think to yourself, do i wanna continue being in debt or look super cute with this handbag? it was a tough decision...i mean, how often do i fall in love? trust me, it rarely happens...gosh...i'm still thinking about it...fuck...i want it...no...i can't...walk away Lo...walk away...xoxoxo.....
so i had to fucking walk away...it was sooo tragic...so fucking sad...it's like walking away from the love of your life...u know that clutch is soo damn fine but u think to yourself, do i wanna continue being in debt or look super cute with this handbag? it was a tough decision...i mean, how often do i fall in love? trust me, it rarely happens...gosh...i'm still thinking about it...fuck...i want it...no...i can't...walk away Lo...walk away...xoxoxo.....
Subject : mission accomplished
Posted Date: : Sep 7, 2007 8:35 AM
went out boozing last nite and that was crazy fun...i had a couple lychee martinis and one thing leads to another and i was pretty drunk...so when i'm drunk, i choose to be bad so i was like totally evil...i can't even write about the evil things that i did...okay, it wasn't totally evil but it was somewhat out of character for me...normally if i'm drunk, it just consists of me dancing and flirting with the boys...instead, i chose to be completely juvenile and bad...like bad to the bone....oh wells...today i'm recovering and heading into work later this afternoon...life is fabulous....xoxoxo.....
Subject : nanny diaries rock
Posted Date: : Sep 5, 2007 8:54 PM
just saw the nanny diaries tonite and i loved loved it...makes me wanna get a kid and not take care of it...i'm soo fucking ready for motherhood...
so....what did i learn from the movie? basically to marry rich, divorce my husband once i think he's cheating on my ass, and then i get to keep the expensive piece of real estate on the upper east side...it's awesome!!!
so....what did i learn from the movie? basically to marry rich, divorce my husband once i think he's cheating on my ass, and then i get to keep the expensive piece of real estate on the upper east side...it's awesome!!!
Subject : back to basics
Posted Date: : Sep 5, 2007 8:58 PM
to my bitches and hoes...okay...i am now officially over myself so let's get back to basics...and by basics, i'm now ready to go back to partying...so let's do that...hit me up girls and let's get plastered cause that's what people do when they ain't married and have grubby kids...i'm ready to go back to prioritizing...u know...booz booz and booz....xoxoxo....
Subject : no longer dating: part deux...
Posted Date: : Sep 4, 2007 8:57 AM
just wanted to give a shout out to my friends to stop setting me up with guys...i am quite serious about not dating any longer...so fucking over it...i no longer want to think that there is a possibility of me finding the "one"...i need to focus on more important things like cleaning up my fucking condo tonite and watching some television...so thanks guys in the attempts but i really really need to be alone...like always and forever...xoxox...
Subject : can’t fucking take it anymore...
Posted Date: : Sep 2, 2007 4:40 PM
i quit my 3rd job today...i just couldn't take it any longer...working three jobs was completely stressing me out and the fact that my 3rd job entailed me having to be a blue collar worker for a complete asshole caterer, i decided to quit...i was dreading working for him and i don't know how i managed to even last two years...he would always yell at the staff and treat them like they were stupid and they would put up with it cause they needed the fucking money and i wouldn't say anything...but today, i no longer could take it anymore and walked out on him in the middle of a catering gig...yes, i know that was not cool but the guy was a dick and i've been wanting to quit for a while...i have to much respect for myself to take abuse from a guy who cheats on his wife and treats his employees like they're complete idiots and i'm like, if u think your staff is totally stupid, why do u keep hiring them?
so when he like got on my case for running 30 minutes late to a catering gig cause i was giving another employee a ride, i told him that i was leaving and just to pay me...he has the audacity to tell me to wait until his gig was over which would have lasted like 6 hours...i decided to stand there and glare at him until he paid me...i was like, this guy isn't gonna push me around cause i was gonna throw a complete spasic scene...reasons why i would never date a fucking chef...male chefs are complete assholes and by male chef, i'm referring to now my ex-boss whose name i won't mention cause i'm classy like that....xoxoxo....
so when he like got on my case for running 30 minutes late to a catering gig cause i was giving another employee a ride, i told him that i was leaving and just to pay me...he has the audacity to tell me to wait until his gig was over which would have lasted like 6 hours...i decided to stand there and glare at him until he paid me...i was like, this guy isn't gonna push me around cause i was gonna throw a complete spasic scene...reasons why i would never date a fucking chef...male chefs are complete assholes and by male chef, i'm referring to now my ex-boss whose name i won't mention cause i'm classy like that....xoxoxo....
Subject : break ups suck like a billion million times
Posted Date: : Sep 1, 2007 8:30 AM
so apparently, work is my salvation in dealing with my break-up...
i've been sending the ex-bf emails to not contact me and of course, he's illerate and doesn't understand when i write, "DON'T FUCKING CONTACT ME!" i mean, i sooo need to move on and realize i'm too old to be in a relationship that is a complete waste of my time...i'm not looking for someone to put a fucking roof over my head and marry my sorry ass cause i just want to be married...i want to be in something that means something...i really would much rather be alone...and working a lot has helped in accomplishing that...
i really wanna get a puppy...at my catering gig yesterday, i spent time playing with the client's dog and i was like carrying it like a baby cause i want a baby...i sooo need to make a decent income so i can buy like a baby or two...i meant adopt a baby or two...now i need to get ready to two catering gigs today...my life sucks and by sucks, i mean, it really sucks...i need a break...at least i received a rose from a random customer at the restaurant last nite cause he thought i was "very beautiful" so that was a nice compliment to my ever fragile ego at this period of my life of sadness...my life is so tragic...i'm soo juliet except i'm missing my romeo and i'm like not from royalty and not stupid enough to like kill myself over some stupid boy...oh yeah, one of my workers asked me to marry him and it would have been soo romantic if it wasn't for the fact that he just wanted a green card...gosh...it's like i totally want to get my ass married so i can have like babies and when someone actually kinda proposes, it's not romantic like in my dreams or the movies....xoxox....
i've been sending the ex-bf emails to not contact me and of course, he's illerate and doesn't understand when i write, "DON'T FUCKING CONTACT ME!" i mean, i sooo need to move on and realize i'm too old to be in a relationship that is a complete waste of my time...i'm not looking for someone to put a fucking roof over my head and marry my sorry ass cause i just want to be married...i want to be in something that means something...i really would much rather be alone...and working a lot has helped in accomplishing that...
i really wanna get a puppy...at my catering gig yesterday, i spent time playing with the client's dog and i was like carrying it like a baby cause i want a baby...i sooo need to make a decent income so i can buy like a baby or two...i meant adopt a baby or two...now i need to get ready to two catering gigs today...my life sucks and by sucks, i mean, it really sucks...i need a break...at least i received a rose from a random customer at the restaurant last nite cause he thought i was "very beautiful" so that was a nice compliment to my ever fragile ego at this period of my life of sadness...my life is so tragic...i'm soo juliet except i'm missing my romeo and i'm like not from royalty and not stupid enough to like kill myself over some stupid boy...oh yeah, one of my workers asked me to marry him and it would have been soo romantic if it wasn't for the fact that he just wanted a green card...gosh...it's like i totally want to get my ass married so i can have like babies and when someone actually kinda proposes, it's not romantic like in my dreams or the movies....xoxox....
Subject : i’ve decided to quit having a life
Posted Date: : Aug 30, 2007 8:14 PM
it's thursday nite and i normally would be out boozing but i've decided i'm gonna quit partying...so i've quit dating and i've quit partying...i'm gonna lead a nun-like existence...spent my evening at home watching television and lying on my couch...it was very exciting...
okay...i should just be honest...i'm in like this sad depressed funk and i don't wanna be out and about if i'm feeling all sorry for myself cause i really don't have anything to really feel sorry for myself for...
yes, my life is that tragic...i honestly think i'm really preparing for myself for a lifetime of singleness and by singleness, me and my cats...i've started naming them...milo, rhi rhi, la toya, tupac, felix, and shawty...
the other day at my work, there was like this dead pigeon outside our door with it's legs up in the air and i think it was a symbol...like it symbolized that my relationship with the ex is dead too, like the dead pigeon...it was sooo gross...i wasn't even aware it was a dead pigeon so i just like walked over it but upon coming back outside, i started screaming and telling my staff to get rid of it cause i wasn't gonna touch it...
a couple weeks prior, there was like this dead rat's head at my work...i think that was also a sign...a sign that my life sucks cause seeing that rat's head totally grossed me out...
btw...i went to dinner at the prime grill in beverly hills on monday nite...that place totally sucked...i mean, my tuna tartar on crispy rice was delish but my steak sucked...i hate kosher food...it's disgusting...i tried my gf's salmon and that was also gross...i'd rather drink my own vomit...the best part of the meal was the really hot waiter but he wasn't on the menu although he did smile at me but probably a fake smile cause i was giving him a hard time cause he was a dumb ass...why are all the pretty men so fucking stupid? i had ordered my steak medium rare and when he brought it out, it was super super well done so i was like, "i can't eat this. i ordered my steak medium rare." and he was like, "i thought u said medium well done." and i'm like, who orders their steaks medium well done? i mean, it's either medium or it's well done...so i had to wait another 10 minutes before my steak arrived and it wasn't even worth the wait cause the steak was nasty...i mean, how can u not put butter on your steak? so yes, i now officially hate kosher food and will not date jewish men because of it...and i guess that all works out at the end anyway cause i'm no longer dating...life is grand...xoxox....
okay...i should just be honest...i'm in like this sad depressed funk and i don't wanna be out and about if i'm feeling all sorry for myself cause i really don't have anything to really feel sorry for myself for...
yes, my life is that tragic...i honestly think i'm really preparing for myself for a lifetime of singleness and by singleness, me and my cats...i've started naming them...milo, rhi rhi, la toya, tupac, felix, and shawty...
the other day at my work, there was like this dead pigeon outside our door with it's legs up in the air and i think it was a symbol...like it symbolized that my relationship with the ex is dead too, like the dead pigeon...it was sooo gross...i wasn't even aware it was a dead pigeon so i just like walked over it but upon coming back outside, i started screaming and telling my staff to get rid of it cause i wasn't gonna touch it...
a couple weeks prior, there was like this dead rat's head at my work...i think that was also a sign...a sign that my life sucks cause seeing that rat's head totally grossed me out...
btw...i went to dinner at the prime grill in beverly hills on monday nite...that place totally sucked...i mean, my tuna tartar on crispy rice was delish but my steak sucked...i hate kosher food...it's disgusting...i tried my gf's salmon and that was also gross...i'd rather drink my own vomit...the best part of the meal was the really hot waiter but he wasn't on the menu although he did smile at me but probably a fake smile cause i was giving him a hard time cause he was a dumb ass...why are all the pretty men so fucking stupid? i had ordered my steak medium rare and when he brought it out, it was super super well done so i was like, "i can't eat this. i ordered my steak medium rare." and he was like, "i thought u said medium well done." and i'm like, who orders their steaks medium well done? i mean, it's either medium or it's well done...so i had to wait another 10 minutes before my steak arrived and it wasn't even worth the wait cause the steak was nasty...i mean, how can u not put butter on your steak? so yes, i now officially hate kosher food and will not date jewish men because of it...and i guess that all works out at the end anyway cause i'm no longer dating...life is grand...xoxox....
Subject : wild nite
Posted Date: : Aug 30, 2007 7:07 AM
so i ended up not going out last nite...instead, ended up cooking dinner for the ex and watching dateline and crashing at 11 pm...my life is boring...i like it.
tuesday nite was spent at my first ever hosted happy hour which ended up sucking somewhat cause i was unable to drink due to the fact that i had to drive...i hate being sooo damn responsible...after my happy hour, i forced everyone to hit the village idiot cause i wanted to check it out...surprisingly, for being sooo damn sober, i actually had an amazing amazing time...i attempted to set up one of my gfs with the man of her dreams because she found this doctor's pic on-line, and amazingly another gf and i had met him like two weeks prior...unfortunately, my gf and the man of her dreams was unable to hook up cause he was good looking but incredibly boring...talking to him was like pulling teeth...another gf of mine asked him what he was looking for in a girl and he was like, "i want a girl who is beautiful and low maintennance" and i'm like, what a fucking dumbass...like that exists...beautiful girls are always high maintennance...i mean, do boys think we were born with make-up on our faces?...do they think we wake up in the morning with perfect hair and no flaws? it takes work to look incredibly cute...
so the next day, this was the conversation my gfs and i had about this guy, let's call him Stupid Doctor in order to protect this lame ass guy's image:
GF: I'm sorry about Stupid Doctor. Turns out he was a toad and not a prince. But with some guys, you kinda have to draw them out and put them at ease, especially the shy ones, then their personality comes through. Stupid Doctor says he wants a girl who is "beautiful and low maintanence." Haha!! Isn't that an oxymoron? Sure as hell is NOT me. Good luck!
Lo: beautiful and low maintennance...total oxymoron...now he's just an idiot...it's like, i want a guy who's rich, hot, nice, and wants to marry me like now...like that exists...good one...he's not even a toad...Stupid Doctor is now officially a dumbass...so he's like a donkey...hahaha..
so yeah...guy was lame...i mean, i can basically talk to anyone and like, when i was talking to him, i wanted to hit my head against the wall and kill myself...okay...that was mean...i take it back...instead, i chose to walk away...
thursday nite was spent at a wine tasting party which sucked cause i was once again, unable to drink due to the fact that i was inflicted with this intense headache and felt like passing out...i guess due to stress, i've been unable to eat properly [u know, pulling a nicole richie]...and consuming like under 500 calories a day...which is a bad idea...somehow, anorexia isn't so cute when i'm like 28 years old...so once i got to the party, i was crazy cold and unable to even enjoy the crabcakes and empanadas that i made...or the fancy wines...after that, i had to hit this club in santa monica which also sucked cause my headache was pounding...
friday was spent working in the restaurant where i got my ass kicked cause not only am i now a cook there, i'm also the catering manager, and apparently a server...i basically had to serve a wedding rehearsal party by myself because the other server was busy out front...i think i am now officially hated in the kitchen cause i kept yelling at the cook to work faster cause people were like waiting 30 minutes for a fucking salad, and i'm like, "what the fuck?...give me my food...customer's pissed..." and then i'd have to go in and make the fucking salad myself...and then i'm the one whose forced to go outside to the customer, apologize for the other server and cook's fuck-up and then asked to comp their meal...
so apparently, i am now officially the hardass in the kitchen...
after getting my ass whooped in serving 30 very hungry guests, i made sure to tack on 18% gratuity cause i wanted to make sure i got a tip in order to split it amongst everyone from the other servers, cooks, and dishwasher cause honestly, i believe that tips should be shared...i mean, cooks honestly work harder than servers but we get paid shit money...so i guess i'm not such a total bitch...so after my 3 hours of catering these people, i was able to walk out with a $20 tip...it's damn good i work for the art...or i keep telling myself that...
so i still have this damn headache and it's been three days...fucking sucks...i keep getting inflicted with these stupid ailments cause i'm obviously pure evil and the gods are trying to tell me something...i mean, i've been trying to work on being good...i no longer completely hate on men when i go out nor do i think really really evil thoughts...
so i called the "bf" cause i was concerned and he tells me it's probably due to stress and i was like, "well, if i die, can u please call everyone on my cell phone and invite them to my funeral?" and he tells me i'm being overly dramatic...and i'm like, i wouldn't be me if i wasn't...today will be another day at the restaurant...hopefully, drama does not ensue...gosh...my head hurts...xoxoxo....
my friends are placing bets to see if i end up staying single or get back with the ex...
so what have i learned from this relationship?
apparently, not much except that you can't force someone to love you...and it's better to be single than be with someone just because they think you're just "good enough." god...i need therapy...
today was actually quite a full day...went to the beach, ate like a pig since i am now single and don't have to worry about the bf telling me i look fat, and then hit a shakespeare play...
i now have to hit the sack cause i have to get my ass up early in order to start slaving away in a restaurant...life is now going to officially suck for me...xoxox...
so apparently, i am incapable of committing to a relationship...i managed to last almost a fucking week...now i'm over it...oh wells...life sucks...i seriously need to start going to therapy...
well...at least i'm gonna start getting crazy busy at work...i've been doing double duty at work cause someone quit so i'm doing their job in addition to mine and then i start working at a restaurant from friday to sunday which means i'll be working 7 fucking days a week...i am gonna be in hell...it'll be good for me...i guess i'll just stay out of trouble that way and keep me from dating and being in stupid relationships...wow...i'm finally focusing on work...great...goodbye to my old life of partying and now i'm gonna attempt to get my act together and work like a mad woman...fantastic...xxoo...
okay...i'm gonna start listing all my sins:
1. i've been manbashing everytime i see someone who may possibly have a penis...i berate them and make them feel useless
2. i broke up with the bf because he couldn't answer one of my many trick questions correctly
3. i told my father he was an idiot
4. i'm online dating and leading men on and then when it's about to get serious as in we're about to get ready to meet for coffee, i blow them off and tell them to stop wasting my time
5. i was gonna start hitting a christian church in order to start hitting on men
so those are my sins...and because of my bad and pure evil behavior, a higher being has decided to punish me by inflicting me this past week with the craziest pain i've ever experienced in my entire life...the pain was worse than my fucking menstrual cramps...it was sooo bad, i had to take like 600 mg of pain killers and i don't do drugs unless i'm on the verge of dying...the pain was sooo bad, i was crying like a bitch...okay...u may ask what i may have...honestly, i don't the fuck know since i don't have health insurance and couldn't afford to see a doctor...so of course, i had to call the now current "ex-bf" since i was crying and felt like i wanted to die...so he ends up diagnosing me with muscle spasm or whatever he called it and gave me a prescription for muscle relaxants so i can be mobile...and that was it...Lo is now no longer a bitch cause apparently, bitches get punished by a higher being and by higher being, i really mean, crazy muscle spasms that leave me almost immobile and crying my eyes out like a little fucking girl....xxoxox, Lo.
p.s. may this be a lesson to all future biatches out there...
Subject : quitting dating until i decide i want a bf
Posted Date: : Aug 29, 2007 7:27 AM
so after like less than a week of dating, i've decided to quit...it was fun while it lasted but i realized i'm too old to be a serial dater...i need to start focusing more on my numerous jobs amd like partying with my gfs...
so yes, my life will be boring and by boring, not dating...
gameplan for the rest of my week...dinner and boozing tonite, boozing tomorrow nite, and working and being in hell for the rest of the week...it's great...oh yeah, by boozing, i really mean having a coke cause i don't drink and drive cause it's like not cool...xoxxoxo.....
so yes, my life will be boring and by boring, not dating...
gameplan for the rest of my week...dinner and boozing tonite, boozing tomorrow nite, and working and being in hell for the rest of the week...it's great...oh yeah, by boozing, i really mean having a coke cause i don't drink and drive cause it's like not cool...xoxxoxo.....
Subject : crazy psycho ex-bfs are a bitch
Posted Date: : Aug 23, 2007 7:20 AM
just wanted to apologize to my friends who read my last two crazy blogs that no longer exist...basically, what has been happening is that an ex-bf of a gf's of mine has been reading my blogs in a cheap attempt to find out whether she's like seeing other guys or not. although my page is set to private, he's got this program that allows him to view people's private myspace pages...unbeknownst to him, i know he's been reading my blogs so i'm extremely careful about not talking about her private life.
he's basically super psycho cause he thinks he's gonna be able to win her back by being a crazy stalker...he's incredibly paranoid cause he'll try to view my other friend's myspace pages and try to see if they've written anything about her or if he sees a picture of her standing next to some guy, he goes insane and accuses her of cheating on him although they are broken up...yeah...he's really crazy...
so here's a message to crazy stalker guy cause u know who u are:
i know u fucking hate me cause u think i took your gf away from u...well...i didn't...if anything, i encouraged her to be with you cause i'm all about relationships but since you've been sooo crazy and psycho, i've advised her that if she wants to be with a psycho, go back to you cause some people like psychos...honestly, i can't believe i initially felt sorry for you even though i know u hate my guts...keep hating...it's cool...u need to blame someone for the demise of your relationship...blame me...i'm akon enough to be cool with it...i know u think i'm such a bad person for the lifestyle i lead cause i'm always out partying and living life...but honestly, how can someone like u judge someone else? i mean, how christian of it of u to mentally hurt someone u love and call them a whore and a slut? what good christian is an indian giver? how christian of it of u if u are totally hitting up on someone when your divorce is not even finalized? and what kind of man leaves a marriage and needs alimony? you're like K-Fed, but worse...at least K-Fed is hotter and can dance...you're a sorry excuse for a Christian...u use God's name in vain...so yeah, stop judging other people and think you're so great...people are human and we live and make mistakes...that is all part of life...so like i said, keep hating me for all i care...i don't hate you...you're not even worth that emotion from me...if anything, i feel sorry for you because you'll probably end up all alone...u should invest in some cats...
didn't u ever once stop to think that if u truly love someone and they love u, u shouldn't have to force them to be with you? basically, u have to set them free and if they truly love u, they'll come back to you? yeah...that's my advice to you cause that is how i live my life...focus on your fucking career and if she wants you back, she'll fucking call you...stop harassing her and stop reading my fucking blogs...i will never write about her in my blogs and i've instructed the rest of my friends not to mention her name nor will we be taking pictures of her and posting it on myspace any longer...so u won't be getting any info from us about her...on that note, have a fucking great life and i hope u end up with what u deserve...xoxox.....
he's basically super psycho cause he thinks he's gonna be able to win her back by being a crazy stalker...he's incredibly paranoid cause he'll try to view my other friend's myspace pages and try to see if they've written anything about her or if he sees a picture of her standing next to some guy, he goes insane and accuses her of cheating on him although they are broken up...yeah...he's really crazy...
so here's a message to crazy stalker guy cause u know who u are:
i know u fucking hate me cause u think i took your gf away from u...well...i didn't...if anything, i encouraged her to be with you cause i'm all about relationships but since you've been sooo crazy and psycho, i've advised her that if she wants to be with a psycho, go back to you cause some people like psychos...honestly, i can't believe i initially felt sorry for you even though i know u hate my guts...keep hating...it's cool...u need to blame someone for the demise of your relationship...blame me...i'm akon enough to be cool with it...i know u think i'm such a bad person for the lifestyle i lead cause i'm always out partying and living life...but honestly, how can someone like u judge someone else? i mean, how christian of it of u to mentally hurt someone u love and call them a whore and a slut? what good christian is an indian giver? how christian of it of u if u are totally hitting up on someone when your divorce is not even finalized? and what kind of man leaves a marriage and needs alimony? you're like K-Fed, but worse...at least K-Fed is hotter and can dance...you're a sorry excuse for a Christian...u use God's name in vain...so yeah, stop judging other people and think you're so great...people are human and we live and make mistakes...that is all part of life...so like i said, keep hating me for all i care...i don't hate you...you're not even worth that emotion from me...if anything, i feel sorry for you because you'll probably end up all alone...u should invest in some cats...
didn't u ever once stop to think that if u truly love someone and they love u, u shouldn't have to force them to be with you? basically, u have to set them free and if they truly love u, they'll come back to you? yeah...that's my advice to you cause that is how i live my life...focus on your fucking career and if she wants you back, she'll fucking call you...stop harassing her and stop reading my fucking blogs...i will never write about her in my blogs and i've instructed the rest of my friends not to mention her name nor will we be taking pictures of her and posting it on myspace any longer...so u won't be getting any info from us about her...on that note, have a fucking great life and i hope u end up with what u deserve...xoxox.....
Subject : i’m officially ready to start dating
Posted Date: : Aug 21, 2007 2:13 PM
so it took like two weeks but i am now officially ready to start dating...nuff said...xoxoxo...
Subject : super bad was like super good
Posted Date: : Aug 21, 2007 6:26 AM
spent yesterday watching superbad with my psuedo bf...the movie was sooo damn good...not only am i a sucker for romantic movies, i'm also a sucker for movies that are about geeky kids cause i can totally relate...we also got some strawberry lemonade smoothies at ben and jerry's and grabbed dinner at PF Chang's...it was quite a romantic monday nite...
today will be spent coming home from work and doing laundry and cleaning cause my life is sooo crazy...
btw...i wanna have like three bfs...it was an epifany i had yesterday...i mean, why have just one bf when u can have three? i mean, the perfect guy doesn't exist so if u combine like three guys, they're bound to have all the things that i'm looking for...now i completely understand why mormons have several wives...it makes complete sense...
i can see how it's going go down at a bar:
drunk guy at bar: hey sexy lady...what's your name?
Lo: Lo
drunk guy at bar: you're really cute
Lo: yeah, i know...oh yeah...i'm a chef...by telling you i'm
a chef, that's my way of like picking up on you
drunk guy at bar: so, like do u have a bf?
Lo: why yes...yes i do...but do u wanna be like my 3rd bf?
drunk guy at bar: yeah, that sounds like a dream come
true...can i spoil u like crazy so maybe one day u
can make me your 1 bf?
Lo: yeah, that can happen
so as u can see by this scenario, it can happen...
so my game plan for this week is get my laundry done today, probably hang out with the psuedo bf tonite, grab dinner with a friend on thursday and get plastered thursday nite cause u know, it's thursday nite...
xoxox....
today will be spent coming home from work and doing laundry and cleaning cause my life is sooo crazy...
btw...i wanna have like three bfs...it was an epifany i had yesterday...i mean, why have just one bf when u can have three? i mean, the perfect guy doesn't exist so if u combine like three guys, they're bound to have all the things that i'm looking for...now i completely understand why mormons have several wives...it makes complete sense...
i can see how it's going go down at a bar:
drunk guy at bar: hey sexy lady...what's your name?
Lo: Lo
drunk guy at bar: you're really cute
Lo: yeah, i know...oh yeah...i'm a chef...by telling you i'm
a chef, that's my way of like picking up on you
drunk guy at bar: so, like do u have a bf?
Lo: why yes...yes i do...but do u wanna be like my 3rd bf?
drunk guy at bar: yeah, that sounds like a dream come
true...can i spoil u like crazy so maybe one day u
can make me your 1 bf?
Lo: yeah, that can happen
so as u can see by this scenario, it can happen...
so my game plan for this week is get my laundry done today, probably hang out with the psuedo bf tonite, grab dinner with a friend on thursday and get plastered thursday nite cause u know, it's thursday nite...
xoxox....
Subject : week in review
Posted Date: : Aug 18, 2007 8:04 AM
okay, here's my week in review cause my life is like sooo interesting...tuesday nite was spent at my first ever hosted happy hour which ended up sucking somewhat cause i was unable to drink due to the fact that i had to drive...i hate being sooo damn responsible...after my happy hour, i forced everyone to hit the village idiot cause i wanted to check it out...surprisingly, for being sooo damn sober, i actually had an amazing amazing time...i attempted to set up one of my gfs with the man of her dreams because she found this doctor's pic on-line, and amazingly another gf and i had met him like two weeks prior...unfortunately, my gf and the man of her dreams was unable to hook up cause he was good looking but incredibly boring...talking to him was like pulling teeth...another gf of mine asked him what he was looking for in a girl and he was like, "i want a girl who is beautiful and low maintennance" and i'm like, what a fucking dumbass...like that exists...beautiful girls are always high maintennance...i mean, do boys think we were born with make-up on our faces?...do they think we wake up in the morning with perfect hair and no flaws? it takes work to look incredibly cute...
so the next day, this was the conversation my gfs and i had about this guy, let's call him Stupid Doctor in order to protect this lame ass guy's image:
GF: I'm sorry about Stupid Doctor. Turns out he was a toad and not a prince. But with some guys, you kinda have to draw them out and put them at ease, especially the shy ones, then their personality comes through. Stupid Doctor says he wants a girl who is "beautiful and low maintanence." Haha!! Isn't that an oxymoron? Sure as hell is NOT me. Good luck!
Lo: beautiful and low maintennance...total oxymoron...now he's just an idiot...it's like, i want a guy who's rich, hot, nice, and wants to marry me like now...like that exists...good one...he's not even a toad...Stupid Doctor is now officially a dumbass...so he's like a donkey...hahaha..
so yeah...guy was lame...i mean, i can basically talk to anyone and like, when i was talking to him, i wanted to hit my head against the wall and kill myself...okay...that was mean...i take it back...instead, i chose to walk away...
thursday nite was spent at a wine tasting party which sucked cause i was once again, unable to drink due to the fact that i was inflicted with this intense headache and felt like passing out...i guess due to stress, i've been unable to eat properly [u know, pulling a nicole richie]...and consuming like under 500 calories a day...which is a bad idea...somehow, anorexia isn't so cute when i'm like 28 years old...so once i got to the party, i was crazy cold and unable to even enjoy the crabcakes and empanadas that i made...or the fancy wines...after that, i had to hit this club in santa monica which also sucked cause my headache was pounding...
friday was spent working in the restaurant where i got my ass kicked cause not only am i now a cook there, i'm also the catering manager, and apparently a server...i basically had to serve a wedding rehearsal party by myself because the other server was busy out front...i think i am now officially hated in the kitchen cause i kept yelling at the cook to work faster cause people were like waiting 30 minutes for a fucking salad, and i'm like, "what the fuck?...give me my food...customer's pissed..." and then i'd have to go in and make the fucking salad myself...and then i'm the one whose forced to go outside to the customer, apologize for the other server and cook's fuck-up and then asked to comp their meal...
so apparently, i am now officially the hardass in the kitchen...
after getting my ass whooped in serving 30 very hungry guests, i made sure to tack on 18% gratuity cause i wanted to make sure i got a tip in order to split it amongst everyone from the other servers, cooks, and dishwasher cause honestly, i believe that tips should be shared...i mean, cooks honestly work harder than servers but we get paid shit money...so i guess i'm not such a total bitch...so after my 3 hours of catering these people, i was able to walk out with a $20 tip...it's damn good i work for the art...or i keep telling myself that...
so i still have this damn headache and it's been three days...fucking sucks...i keep getting inflicted with these stupid ailments cause i'm obviously pure evil and the gods are trying to tell me something...i mean, i've been trying to work on being good...i no longer completely hate on men when i go out nor do i think really really evil thoughts...
so i called the "bf" cause i was concerned and he tells me it's probably due to stress and i was like, "well, if i die, can u please call everyone on my cell phone and invite them to my funeral?" and he tells me i'm being overly dramatic...and i'm like, i wouldn't be me if i wasn't...today will be another day at the restaurant...hopefully, drama does not ensue...gosh...my head hurts...xoxoxo....
Subject : the best movie like ever...for this week anyway
Posted Date: : Aug 12, 2007 10:21 AM
saw a walk to remember with shane west and mandy moore yesterday with the psuedo-bf right before i went to get my ass kicked in the kitchen...the movie was like sooo good...
i mean, how can u not like a movie where good christian girl falls for the kinda bad boy who is incredibly fine? the best part of the movie is when the christian girl finally falls for the bad boy and they get it on christian style which basically means like kissing and then she like dies...i love movies where there are death scenes although her death scene lasted like several months...i was like, die already bitch...die...death scenes make modern flics sooo shakespearean...
this movie also had the best pick-up line...it's also a line i've used in the past...there's this scene where mr. bad boi asks christian girl if she can help him rehearse his lines for the school play and she's like, "yeah, i'll help u but u can't fall in love with me." and so u know he's gonna fall in love with her and she's obviously gonna die cause whose gotta tell a super hot guy not to fall in love with her? but somehow, that line doesn't work for me in real life...i mean, i've had guys who have asked me out and i'm like, "if u go out with me, u can't fall in love with me" and the guy totally doesn't fall in love with me...it's like he was actually listening to what i had to say...yes, real life sucks...it was obviously a trick...he's supposed to totally fall in love with me and grovel at my feet...unfortunately, by me using that line, the guy just finds me to be an egotistical biatch...which is actually the case...but whatever...over it...
today with be spent grabbing lunch, catching borne ultimatum [i think that's what it's called], and hopefully beating the psuedo bf at poker as we eat a shrimp boil...god...i hope i don't overcook the shrimp...yes, my life is that interesting...xoxoxx....
i mean, how can u not like a movie where good christian girl falls for the kinda bad boy who is incredibly fine? the best part of the movie is when the christian girl finally falls for the bad boy and they get it on christian style which basically means like kissing and then she like dies...i love movies where there are death scenes although her death scene lasted like several months...i was like, die already bitch...die...death scenes make modern flics sooo shakespearean...
this movie also had the best pick-up line...it's also a line i've used in the past...there's this scene where mr. bad boi asks christian girl if she can help him rehearse his lines for the school play and she's like, "yeah, i'll help u but u can't fall in love with me." and so u know he's gonna fall in love with her and she's obviously gonna die cause whose gotta tell a super hot guy not to fall in love with her? but somehow, that line doesn't work for me in real life...i mean, i've had guys who have asked me out and i'm like, "if u go out with me, u can't fall in love with me" and the guy totally doesn't fall in love with me...it's like he was actually listening to what i had to say...yes, real life sucks...it was obviously a trick...he's supposed to totally fall in love with me and grovel at my feet...unfortunately, by me using that line, the guy just finds me to be an egotistical biatch...which is actually the case...but whatever...over it...
today with be spent grabbing lunch, catching borne ultimatum [i think that's what it's called], and hopefully beating the psuedo bf at poker as we eat a shrimp boil...god...i hope i don't overcook the shrimp...yes, my life is that interesting...xoxoxx....
Subject : call me crazy....
Posted Date: : Aug 10, 2007 12:59 AM
don't have to work at the restaurant today until 5 pm so totally psyched...attempting to be productive by slightly cleaning up...made myself a bagel, sunny side up eggs and 5 slices of bacon...that was disgusting...i am such a pig...it's seriously amazing i'm not 200 fucking lbs. listening to ivy, planning a party and my HS reunion and kinda cleaning up...cleaned up my kitchen and bathroom...so proud of myself...now i'm blogging and wearing red lipstick just because i'm crazy like that...
btw...ended up not going to my therapy session cause the "bf" thought i wasn't really that crazy as i would like to believe i am...i guess i'm just more neurotic...whatever...anyway, back to cleaning up before i have to head out for a nite of slaving in a restaurant kitchen...
btw...ended up not going to my therapy session cause the "bf" thought i wasn't really that crazy as i would like to believe i am...i guess i'm just more neurotic...whatever...anyway, back to cleaning up before i have to head out for a nite of slaving in a restaurant kitchen...
Subject : movies that suck ass...
Posted Date: : Aug 9, 2007 5:20 PM
saw like the worst movie the other nite...it was called volver...movie was sooo damn unrealistic...penelope cruz plays this mother whose got this ugly daughter...penelope's bf or whoever the fuck he is attempts to molest her ugly daughter in which the daughter ends up stabbing him with a knife cause the fucker deserves it...i mean, how unrealistic is that? i mean, why would he wanna rape her daughter if he's already hooking up with penelope who is much hotter? then again, maybe it's not sooo unrealistic cause hugh grant was like dating elizabeth hurley when he decides he wants ass from a tranny looking hooker...maybe it's a hollywood thing...anyway, movie sucked so bad i couldn't sit beyond 15 minutes of it and then decided to bake brownies from scratch instead because yes, i'm that domesticated...
i was also in the midst of watching maria, full of grace the other day when work called and i never got to see if maria ends up shitting out coke from her ass...i totally spent 30 minutes investing in that movie for nothing...yes, life sucks...
anyway, i better start getting ready...hitting an art gallery exhibit tonite and then working this entire weekend for a restaurant and a catering gig...life is completely sucking right now...actually, i can't complain...no longer have that nasty skin rash and i feel fabulous and healthy...
oh yeah, i'm also in the midst of planning my High School reunion and it's proving more difficult than anticipated, especially since i'm also like working 3 fucking jobs...xoxoxo....
i was also in the midst of watching maria, full of grace the other day when work called and i never got to see if maria ends up shitting out coke from her ass...i totally spent 30 minutes investing in that movie for nothing...yes, life sucks...
anyway, i better start getting ready...hitting an art gallery exhibit tonite and then working this entire weekend for a restaurant and a catering gig...life is completely sucking right now...actually, i can't complain...no longer have that nasty skin rash and i feel fabulous and healthy...
oh yeah, i'm also in the midst of planning my High School reunion and it's proving more difficult than anticipated, especially since i'm also like working 3 fucking jobs...xoxoxo....
Subject : quitting dating...at least for two weeks
Posted Date: : Aug 5, 2007 8:54 AM
so i'll be heading to work in 30 minutes...gosh...
i've now decided to quit dating for awhile...i'm sooo serious that i'm gonna even cancel my upcoming dates...wow...i'm like a nun now...
yeah...i'm obviously not ready and i don't feel like using people as my rebounds in order to get over the ex...i mean, that's what therapy is for, right? so now therapy can be my new bf...i'll probably try to be in therapy for at least a couple months and i really hope it makes me a better person, or at least better in relationships so the next bf i get, i will just be super fabulous...or NOT!!! or still just be a spaz and have him deal with it...whatever...anyway, i better get ready for work...life is grandiose....
i've now decided to quit dating for awhile...i'm sooo serious that i'm gonna even cancel my upcoming dates...wow...i'm like a nun now...
yeah...i'm obviously not ready and i don't feel like using people as my rebounds in order to get over the ex...i mean, that's what therapy is for, right? so now therapy can be my new bf...i'll probably try to be in therapy for at least a couple months and i really hope it makes me a better person, or at least better in relationships so the next bf i get, i will just be super fabulous...or NOT!!! or still just be a spaz and have him deal with it...whatever...anyway, i better get ready for work...life is grandiose....
Subject : break ups suck but being in a crappy relationship sucks more
Posted Date: : Aug 4, 2007 10:31 PM
i have officially been single for more than 24 hours...i think my relationship is seriously over...my friends are placing bets to see if i end up staying single or get back with the ex...
so what have i learned from this relationship?
apparently, not much except that you can't force someone to love you...and it's better to be single than be with someone just because they think you're just "good enough." god...i need therapy...
today was actually quite a full day...went to the beach, ate like a pig since i am now single and don't have to worry about the bf telling me i look fat, and then hit a shakespeare play...
i now have to hit the sack cause i have to get my ass up early in order to start slaving away in a restaurant...life is now going to officially suck for me...xoxox...
Subject : i hate being punished....
Posted Date: : Aug 2, 2007 3:56 PM
so due to my bad girl behavior, i have once again been punished by the gods...this sun allergy thing is killing me...i tell myself to not scratch but i just can't help it...i'm fucking dying...i mean, who the fuck is allergic to the fucking sun? dammit...i hate my life...
so the good news this week...i no longer have to work my weekends so i can continue my party girl ways...
the bad news...this nasty skin disaster is sooo not gonna be hot once i hit the beach party this weekend...totally sucks...my chest is all red and scratchy and looks like hell...i'm gonna have to cover myself in a fucking turtleneck at the fucking beach cause my skin can't be exposed to the sun...
this weekend will be spent at a beach party [where i will be suffering from the sun], hitting a shakespeare play, and hopefully playing poker with my friends...
life sucks...i promise i'll be good...let me feel normal tomorrow!!!
so the good news this week...i no longer have to work my weekends so i can continue my party girl ways...
the bad news...this nasty skin disaster is sooo not gonna be hot once i hit the beach party this weekend...totally sucks...my chest is all red and scratchy and looks like hell...i'm gonna have to cover myself in a fucking turtleneck at the fucking beach cause my skin can't be exposed to the sun...
this weekend will be spent at a beach party [where i will be suffering from the sun], hitting a shakespeare play, and hopefully playing poker with my friends...
life sucks...i promise i'll be good...let me feel normal tomorrow!!!
Subject : breaking up wasn't so hard after all...
Posted Date: : Aug 1, 2007 12:35 PM
okay...i finally really and truly did it...i broke it off with the bf...yesterday, i told him i no longer loved him and this morning, i got my things and proceeded to leave which entailed him saying, "i love u. why r u being so mean?" told him i could no longer do this anymore cause he's an asshole who deserved someone not me...i realized he wasn't even worth another 2 months of my life and i was gonna have to cut my losses...better have lost ten months of my life than 2 years or even worse yet, 5 years...
a sense of relief actually befalls me...of course the bf was like, "i'm gonna call u" and i was like, "don't bother cause i'm not gonna pick up your phone calls."
wow...now i'm truly single and things aren't as complicated...i hated being in limbo and not knowing if he was worth putting up with and then i woke up yesterday and realized he wasn't...
had roy's for dinner last nite...that was okay...tonite, i'm doing korean bbq with my friends...i'm excited about that...now back to being focused on my career...can't wait!!! xxoxo....
Subject : relationships suck and i hate the sun
Posted Date: : Jul 30, 2007 7:36 PM
i spent yesterday attempting to swim at my pool and that sucked...this five year old girl was trying to give me a swimming lesson but i was unable to stay afloat...she then hands me her boogie board and tells me to paddle to no avail...not only did i get water in my fucking ears, after spending time in the sun, i got a nasty skin rash cause i'm allergic to the sun...
i also made like the best chili ever yesterday...my secret ingredient was mexican chocolate...amazing...fabulous...
oh yeah, i also played poker and kicked ass...i won 5 bucks...it was awesome...i guess watching poker late at nite has helped my game...
i spent today also throwing a spaz with the bf...i told him i was gonna cash warren his ass if he didn't behave and by behave, to actually act like a bf who is sensitive to a woman's needs and stop being an insensitive asshole...
my definition of cash warren is a guy whose been dumped cause he allegedly didn't wanna get hitched to jessica alba...
so of course i threw the marriage question out there and was like, r u gonna marry me by next year? and he's like.....
silence...
and yes...that was his answer...there wasn't an answer...and i was like, u better say something u bastard...
and he finally said,there's a 99.9999% chance he'll marry me...and i was like, that's not good enough u asshole...i hate u and u totally deserve your sorry ass to be cash warrened...and then i hung up the phone on him...
so yes, relationships suck...oh yeah, before i hung up on him, i also told him it was his loss cause doctors are a dime a dozen and i hate doctors...
and then he calls back after five minutes and tells he that he's ready to accept my apology and of course i start bawling and was like, i hate u...and then he apologized for everything so i forgave him although i forgot why i was mad at him in the first place and he wasn't sure why he was apologizing...and now we're cool and i finally agreed to have dinner with him tomorrow nite...when did relationships become sooo complicated and when did i become such the nutcase? it's fabulous...NOT!!!!
xoxoxo....
i also made like the best chili ever yesterday...my secret ingredient was mexican chocolate...amazing...fabulous...
oh yeah, i also played poker and kicked ass...i won 5 bucks...it was awesome...i guess watching poker late at nite has helped my game...
i spent today also throwing a spaz with the bf...i told him i was gonna cash warren his ass if he didn't behave and by behave, to actually act like a bf who is sensitive to a woman's needs and stop being an insensitive asshole...
my definition of cash warren is a guy whose been dumped cause he allegedly didn't wanna get hitched to jessica alba...
so of course i threw the marriage question out there and was like, r u gonna marry me by next year? and he's like.....
silence...
and yes...that was his answer...there wasn't an answer...and i was like, u better say something u bastard...
and he finally said,there's a 99.9999% chance he'll marry me...and i was like, that's not good enough u asshole...i hate u and u totally deserve your sorry ass to be cash warrened...and then i hung up the phone on him...
so yes, relationships suck...oh yeah, before i hung up on him, i also told him it was his loss cause doctors are a dime a dozen and i hate doctors...
and then he calls back after five minutes and tells he that he's ready to accept my apology and of course i start bawling and was like, i hate u...and then he apologized for everything so i forgave him although i forgot why i was mad at him in the first place and he wasn't sure why he was apologizing...and now we're cool and i finally agreed to have dinner with him tomorrow nite...when did relationships become sooo complicated and when did i become such the nutcase? it's fabulous...NOT!!!!
xoxoxo....
Subject : ping pong relationship
Posted Date: : Jul 29, 2007 3:06 PM
so my last break-up lasted a good six hours...i really need to see a therapist...like badly...xxoo...
Subject : destined to be alone forever...
Posted Date: : Jul 29, 2007 12:30 AM
just got back from a catering gig...that was fun...NOT!!! i hate having to work for money...feel like such a whore...so apparently, i am incapable of committing to a relationship...i managed to last almost a fucking week...now i'm over it...oh wells...life sucks...i seriously need to start going to therapy...
well...at least i'm gonna start getting crazy busy at work...i've been doing double duty at work cause someone quit so i'm doing their job in addition to mine and then i start working at a restaurant from friday to sunday which means i'll be working 7 fucking days a week...i am gonna be in hell...it'll be good for me...i guess i'll just stay out of trouble that way and keep me from dating and being in stupid relationships...wow...i'm finally focusing on work...great...goodbye to my old life of partying and now i'm gonna attempt to get my act together and work like a mad woman...fantastic...xxoo...
Subject : no reservations...
Posted Date: : Jul 27, 2007 10:32 PM
just saw no reservations tonite and the movie was fabulous and by fabulous, it was great...so, u oughta see it and by u, whoever reads my blogs...xoxxo....
Subject : fabulous weekend
Posted Date: : Jul 23, 2007 7:14 AM
i had a great great weekend...friday was spent hitting blvd 3 where i proceeded to get wasted...saturday was spent recovering and staying in bed till late in the day...finally got my ass up in the evening to hit a birthday party in which there was a crawfish boil...that was awesome...sunday was spent on a match.com date and that was fun...we went to din tai fung and saw i now pronounce you chuck and larry...movie was actually quite entertaining...surprisingly, my date was quite normal which was amazing cause the last match.com date i went on was a disaster...the guy was very scary...he was soo weird that after that date, i immediatedly called my ex-boyfriend and begged for him to take me back...the boyfriend said maybe he'd take me back so i decided to start crying [okay, it wasn't that dramatic]...so i am now officially back with the ex-boyfriend...life is great...
this will also be yet another crazy week...hitting mr. chow and nick and stef for dinner this week and also throwing a small dinner party for my friends...slightly crazy busy...xoxxo, Lo.
this will also be yet another crazy week...hitting mr. chow and nick and stef for dinner this week and also throwing a small dinner party for my friends...slightly crazy busy...xoxxo, Lo.
Subject : mastro's was alright
Posted Date: : Jul 19, 2007 10:40 PM
had dinner at mastro's tonite...i had the filet...and it was okay...i guess it's been so hyped that when i had it, it tasted like whatever...i wasn't impressed although i did love the corn...that was delish...the cabernet i had was also really good...
if i had to pick my favorite steak house, i would have to say most likely arnie morton's...ruth's chris is not bad...anyway...i'm tired...lates...
if i had to pick my favorite steak house, i would have to say most likely arnie morton's...ruth's chris is not bad...anyway...i'm tired...lates...
Subject : i love love spin the bottle
Posted Date: : Jul 18, 2007 6:26 AM
life has been seriously slightly crazy...but what else is new? i've been spending my time not being productive...yes, i know, the story of my life...
i had a great great weekend...spent my saturday working a catering gig where i worked a 12 hour shift...that was exciting and then got home and attempted to cook for 50 people for my party the next day...surprisingly, i couldn't do it so i woke up the next day and cooked like a madwoman...
at the party, we played spin the bottle where i got to like make out with myself which was fun, played truth or dare, and had a dancing competition...yes, it was very high school...
since it was also a singles party, i met two really cute boys...one of them was a doctor/firefighter so i told him that was "hot"...he didn't find it amusing so i decided to be his pimp instead and attempted to introduce ladies to him...
this week is also gonna be slightly crazy...tonite will be spent going on a date, tomorrow, i'm hitting mastro's for dinner, friday will be spent getting totally plastered at blvd 3 and saturday will be hitting a bbq party...gosh...i'm soo looking forward to just chilling on sunday...partying is like having a third job...xoxox....
i had a great great weekend...spent my saturday working a catering gig where i worked a 12 hour shift...that was exciting and then got home and attempted to cook for 50 people for my party the next day...surprisingly, i couldn't do it so i woke up the next day and cooked like a madwoman...
at the party, we played spin the bottle where i got to like make out with myself which was fun, played truth or dare, and had a dancing competition...yes, it was very high school...
since it was also a singles party, i met two really cute boys...one of them was a doctor/firefighter so i told him that was "hot"...he didn't find it amusing so i decided to be his pimp instead and attempted to introduce ladies to him...
this week is also gonna be slightly crazy...tonite will be spent going on a date, tomorrow, i'm hitting mastro's for dinner, friday will be spent getting totally plastered at blvd 3 and saturday will be hitting a bbq party...gosh...i'm soo looking forward to just chilling on sunday...partying is like having a third job...xoxox....
Subject : karma strikes full force
Posted Date: : Jul 5, 2007 11:40 PM
so due to the fact that i'm such a crazy bitch, i think karma struck me full force this past week...okay...i'm gonna start listing all my sins:
1. i've been manbashing everytime i see someone who may possibly have a penis...i berate them and make them feel useless
2. i broke up with the bf because he couldn't answer one of my many trick questions correctly
3. i told my father he was an idiot
4. i'm online dating and leading men on and then when it's about to get serious as in we're about to get ready to meet for coffee, i blow them off and tell them to stop wasting my time
5. i was gonna start hitting a christian church in order to start hitting on men
so those are my sins...and because of my bad and pure evil behavior, a higher being has decided to punish me by inflicting me this past week with the craziest pain i've ever experienced in my entire life...the pain was worse than my fucking menstrual cramps...it was sooo bad, i had to take like 600 mg of pain killers and i don't do drugs unless i'm on the verge of dying...the pain was sooo bad, i was crying like a bitch...okay...u may ask what i may have...honestly, i don't the fuck know since i don't have health insurance and couldn't afford to see a doctor...so of course, i had to call the now current "ex-bf" since i was crying and felt like i wanted to die...so he ends up diagnosing me with muscle spasm or whatever he called it and gave me a prescription for muscle relaxants so i can be mobile...and that was it...Lo is now no longer a bitch cause apparently, bitches get punished by a higher being and by higher being, i really mean, crazy muscle spasms that leave me almost immobile and crying my eyes out like a little fucking girl....xxoxox, Lo.
p.s. may this be a lesson to all future biatches out there...
Subject : had my first facial and it hurt like a mother fucker
Posted Date: : Jul 5, 2007 9:57 PM
just got back from being pampered at burke williams...the sauna felt like torture and so did the hot jacuzzi...i was hoping to finally relax during my facial treatment but apparently, relaxing is not in my vocabulary...i bombared my masseuse with a billion questions and made her life a living hell as i questioned every product she was putting on my face and when it was time for extractions...it completely hurt like a mother fucker...it was fabulous...now my face feels like a baby's butt but looks like it has been attacked by killer bees...i look amazing...
so would i ever hit the spa again...most definitely...why u may ask? cause i like to be tortured...xoxoxo, Lo.
so would i ever hit the spa again...most definitely...why u may ask? cause i like to be tortured...xoxoxo, Lo.
Subject : weekly update cause my life is really that interesting....
Posted Date: : Jul 2, 2007 12:06 AM
wednesday nite was spent catching wicked at the pantages theater which would have been a fabulous idea if i didn't suffer from ADD...anyway, what i learned that nite is that:
jimmy choo stilettos + holes on the pavement = Lo falls down
yeah...so don't wear fucking stilettos if u actually have to walk an entire block to the venue...totally sucked and i looked sooo damn cute that nite too...the sad part is that no one even offered to help me up cause they were rushing to see the show...not even my own sister....thanks nhan....u rock...and by rock....i mean, u really suck...
friday nite was spent karoakeing which was crazy fun cause i got wasted during dinner with my friend, her bf, and my psuedo-bf...it was awesome...so when we got to the karoake bar...i was sooo ready to sing...and then we hit a club afterwards where i spent my evening dancing like a dork cause that's the only style i know how and manbashing...btw...did i mention i wore a onesie that nite? why, u may ask? cause onesies are hot...
saturday was spent hanging out with my psuedo-bf and then having a romantic evening with my "bf" and by romantic, i really mean, having dinner with my psuedo-bf and "bf" and then the "bf" taking my psuedo-bf to watch diehard 4...i mean, what girl wants to watch diehard? so i spent my romantic saturday evening all alone as both of my "bfs" enjoyed a romantic movie...yes, i'm spoiled...
sunday was spent cooking dinner for my friends which was fun...and drinking expensive wine cause that's how we roll it...yeah...so, yes, a productive week...
this week will be spent working my office job which is always a blast, working a catering gig for 4th of july, hitting burke williams with my gfs on thursday, and hitting a baptism on sunday...can't wait for th baptism...i heart heart babies!!!
Subject : evening sucks
Posted Date: : Jun 27, 2007 6:34 PM
saw evening yesterday on the universal lot and have to say that movie sucked...movie should have been called "getting booty without regrets."
today is the first day of the entire fucking week where i am actually home...it's quite exciting really...i need to clean my condo...
i was over at my mom's today having dinner and i was like: "mom...i'm sooo over my life. my life sickens me."
my mom asks me why and i reply: "cause i'm not married and don't have kids." at this response, i can't help but laugh.
my aunt, thinking i'm serious says to me, "you can have a husband and kids if you really want."
i look at my mom and is like, "good one."
yeah...i can have a husband and kids if i was now willing to settle but i'm not there yet...obviously...i mean, i can't even get my ass to clean up my fucking condo...how am i even gonna get kids to do what i tell them to? and then to have to deal with a husband?
okay...my life sucks...what else is new?
i plan on singing my sorrows this upcoming friday nite as i drink alcohol from a flask cause i'm too broke to afford drinks...yes, the life of an artist...
btw...catching wicked tomorrow nite...can't wait!!! it's gonna be da bomb!!! xoxoxo, Lo.
today is the first day of the entire fucking week where i am actually home...it's quite exciting really...i need to clean my condo...
i was over at my mom's today having dinner and i was like: "mom...i'm sooo over my life. my life sickens me."
my mom asks me why and i reply: "cause i'm not married and don't have kids." at this response, i can't help but laugh.
my aunt, thinking i'm serious says to me, "you can have a husband and kids if you really want."
i look at my mom and is like, "good one."
yeah...i can have a husband and kids if i was now willing to settle but i'm not there yet...obviously...i mean, i can't even get my ass to clean up my fucking condo...how am i even gonna get kids to do what i tell them to? and then to have to deal with a husband?
okay...my life sucks...what else is new?
i plan on singing my sorrows this upcoming friday nite as i drink alcohol from a flask cause i'm too broke to afford drinks...yes, the life of an artist...
btw...catching wicked tomorrow nite...can't wait!!! it's gonna be da bomb!!! xoxoxo, Lo.
Subject : i heart fancy wines on a wednesday nite
Posted Date: : Jun 21, 2007 10:51 AM
my gfs and i spent our wednesday evening wine tasting in brentwood...it was sooo fucking amazing...i had like the best fucking merlot...gosh...i wish i had a nice piece of steak to go with it but the merlot was soo good on its own...although i am now officially in love with rieslings and moscatos...although i got into a fight with one of the guests there cause she was a fucking biatch and i like to think i'm in high school and a mean girl....fucking biatch told me how to cook my food so i decided to turn my back on her while she was still talking to me and decided to go to my gfs and talk trash about her and told my gfs to not speak to her and just give her dirty looks...note to people...if u ain't my friend, do not tell me how to cook food especially if you're not a cook yourself...be grateful i cooked for free fucking stupid ho...okay...my anger has now subsided....it was funny cause my gfs are drinking our fancy wines and she attempts to talk to us and we ignore her...it was great!!! so she ends up going to the kitchen to help clean up...yeah biatch!!! know your place and it's not talking to me and my gfs...god...i am soo gonna burn in hell for being sooo fucking juvenile...i really need to grow up but i feel myself reverting back to high school behavior...fuck it...xoxo, Lo.
Subject : maison akira rocks!!!
Posted Date: : Jun 19, 2007 10:25 PM
hit maison akira tonite in pasadena with my manho and my gf and the food completely rocks...we had the steak, miso chilean seabass, and rack of lamb and it was sooo damn good...the lobster bisque was also delish...and then i ended my fabulous meal with a lavender creme brulee...i fucking love creme brulee...okay...so now i'm officially fat from eating like a pig but that meal was soooo worth it...xoxoxoo, Lo.
Subject : fucking pervert
Posted Date: : Jun 18, 2007 5:40 PM
so i'm home today and some fucking pervert crank calls me...the guy is breathing all heavy and is like, "i wanna have sex with you baby." and i'm like, "funny....who the fuck is this?" and he continues to breathe all heavy and shit and i begin to get annoyed and hang up on him. he immediately calls back and the breathing is heavier and i'm like, "okay, i've had enough. who the fuck is this? real fucking clever you asshole. if u don't stop, i'm gonna trace down this phone call and get the cops on your sorry ass." i then hung up...what i should have said to the fucking pervert was: "okay mr. casanova, i'm fat and ugly and have a dick, so if u want some up the butt sex and is gay, let's get this party started." damn...i hate the fact that i was scared for like a second and didn't get a chance to be witty...then again, maybe i shouldn't egg on a nasty pervert via the phone....xoxox, Lo.
Subject : fucking crazy week...and i'm officially an alcoholic
Posted Date: : Jun 16, 2007 7:53 PM
got back from a catering gig today...that was fun...
been partying all week almost...that was fun
got my period...hot...actually, not so much fun...
the end...
xoxoxo, Lo.
p.s. i hate stupid fucking boys except for you vince...
been partying all week almost...that was fun
got my period...hot...actually, not so much fun...
the end...
xoxoxo, Lo.
p.s. i hate stupid fucking boys except for you vince...
Subject : drinking on a monday nite
Posted Date: : Jun 12, 2007 1:24 PM
spent monday nite drinking cause it's monday nite...spending tuesday recovering and partying again wednesday nite cause i live in LA and that's what we do...
btw...i've decided to start going to church on sundays...yes, i realize i am an athiest but who says i can't go to church? i'm really reforming...cause i'm obviously an out-of-control party girl....xoxox, Lo.
Subject : quitting the game
Posted Date: : Jun 9, 2007 7:33 PM
at the old age of 28, i've decided to quit the dating game and no longer see marriage and children in my future....on that note, i've decided to quit dating.
i had like this epifany this morning and realized i had spent the last ten years dating and being in relationships and i realize that i am completely over it.
i'll probably regret it when i'm older older but as of right now, it feels like the right decision...i'm sooo over dating a bunch of losers in the search of mr. right...i've decided to focus on not dating and men being a very low priority in my life.
i informed my mother today and told her not to expect me to ever get married or have children because it's not going to happen. i realize i am much happier alone. i mean, why deal with other people's issues when u have your own to deal with?
so on that note, Lo the old maid is totally what i'm all about...i know...sounds hot...but hey, i'm over the dating game and i quit...xoxox, Lo.
i had like this epifany this morning and realized i had spent the last ten years dating and being in relationships and i realize that i am completely over it.
i'll probably regret it when i'm older older but as of right now, it feels like the right decision...i'm sooo over dating a bunch of losers in the search of mr. right...i've decided to focus on not dating and men being a very low priority in my life.
i informed my mother today and told her not to expect me to ever get married or have children because it's not going to happen. i realize i am much happier alone. i mean, why deal with other people's issues when u have your own to deal with?
so on that note, Lo the old maid is totally what i'm all about...i know...sounds hot...but hey, i'm over the dating game and i quit...xoxox, Lo.
Subject : going on a debt diet
Posted Date: : Jun 8, 2007 2:33 PM
i'm currently watching oprah on my friday off and i realize that i need to put myself on a debt diet...basically, that means i need to get my act together, start saving, stop spending over my means, and live a bare existence....sounds fun....
by compromising, i'm losing myself...yeah...he's compromising too but how about this for the perfect relationship?...like he compromises and basically agrees to all the things i want to do and i be myself...wow, that's a fabulous idea...
i think i like that idea better...compromising is hard work and i hate to work so wouldn't this be the equation:
compromise + hard work = good relationship
so if Lo hates work, that would mean:
hard work + Lo hates work = failed relationship
okay...that doesn't even make sense...explains why i was soo bad in algebra...
so the perfect relationship would be:
jimmy [the bf] does everything Lo wants + Lo never ever has to compromise = the most fabulous relationship in the world
yeah...that sounds better...cause like i said, compromising is a bitch...it's even worse than having to go on a fucking diet...i'd rather be fat than compromise...okay...maybe i'm going too far...how about this, i'd rather be forced to shop at a retail store than compromise...
life sucks...btw...i've already fucked up my diet today...had dim sum for breakfast, a passionfruit iced tea, and am now drinking a strawberries wild jamba smoothie which alone probably has at least 400 calories so if i were to guess, i'd probably consumed at least 1000 calories already and it's only 2 pm...let's just put it this way...this has been one very bad weekend...xoxoxxo, Lo.
anyway, so over dinner, my friends and i discuss how we're gonna lose weight...she wants to lose 5 lbs. and i would personally like to lose 6 lbs. cause i'm obviously a whale...
my gf is gonna do it the healthy way by eating healthier and working out...i'm gonna go the posh spice route and attempt to not eat..okay...i'm lying, being anorexic is like sooo ten years ago...i'm just gonna cut my calories like by a lot and eat healthier...
for example, tonite, i'm gonna bake a chicken breast and have a salad...god, that sounds disgusting but yeah...i am completely focused...i mean, i can't fit into half of my jeans any longer...i mean, when did i just completely let myself go? this whole adult thing where your metabolism slows down completely sucks...
i mean, i used to be able to have hamburgers for breakfast and stil weigh 98 lbs. that was the life...now i'm attempting to eat healther, but i'm up at 101 lbs. i know...i'm a whale...i mean, i don't look heavy but i just don't understand why the extra 3 lbs. doesn't allow me to fit into my jeans...it's killing me...yeah, i could just buy new jeans but if i did that, it would mean that i'm accepting me as a fat girl and that is soooo not going to happen....and since i'm also a broke ass girl, blowing $200 for a pair of jeans isn't really a smart idea when i've got a mortgage to pay...it's like, do i wanna have hot jeans or a roof over my head? the old Lo would have opted to live in a cardboard box with hot designer jeans...but the new Lo is actually choosing a roof over her head...god...this adult thing sucks!!!
so since i am no longer partying and no longer have stories to tell...i'm gonna use my blog as my food diary...hopefully, it helps me stay focused and gets my sorry ass skinny...xxoxoxo, Lo.
Subject : it's finally over
Posted Date: : Jun 7, 2007 3:35 PM
my relationship is officially over...i will be spending the next couple months getting wasted...wish me luck...xoxoox, Lo.
Subject : molested at the library
Posted Date: : Jun 4, 2007 2:22 PM
so i went to the library today to renew young, fabulous, and broke by suze orman cause i need to get my act together, and while i'm at the library, i decide to check out some cook books...while perusing the books, this guy walks by me and starts caressing my shoulder...and he's like, "excuse me" and gives me this "i'm undressing u with my eyes" look...and i'm like, gross...so fyi, there are creeps in the library...and to think i thought it'd be a safe haven...
mr. casanova finds me on myspace today and messages me to find out if i got home safe from the party saturday nite...it would have been considered romantic and the guy of my dreams if he was super hot and made lots of money...and the fact that i didn't already have a bf....besides, his myspace pic has him in his pajamas which is actually kinda gross...xoxo, Lo.
mr. casanova finds me on myspace today and messages me to find out if i got home safe from the party saturday nite...it would have been considered romantic and the guy of my dreams if he was super hot and made lots of money...and the fact that i didn't already have a bf....besides, his myspace pic has him in his pajamas which is actually kinda gross...xoxo, Lo.
Subject : i heart pajamas!!!
Posted Date: : Jun 3, 2007 8:02 AM
i spent last nite catering a gig for a friend...since i was working for free, she hooked me up with a guy to be my sous chef which was great cause then i was able to make him do most of the work while i read tabloid magazines...so while i'm working next to him making curry sandwiches, he begins to hit up on me which is understandable because i obviously look amazing with my glasses on, hair uncombed, and no make up....he keeps feeding me the line, "i will always sous for you" which obviously doesn't make sense...he then tells me about an upcomng movie called "no reservations" and tells me i should watch it...i tell him i'm not really into food but i treat it more as art so i'm not a typical chef...so i let him go as the party began cause i'm a one girl show when it comes to actually cooking...so after a couple of hours of work, i decided to take a break cause one of my best gfs show up at the party...so as i'm sitting down with her, the "sous chef" proceeds to grab me, puts me on a bar stool, tells me, "since u catered tonite, i'm now going to cater to u" and gives me a lap dance...i'm like, "that's nice...thank you." i quickly get back to my seat to talk to my gf...
upon sitting with my gf, she notices the guy next to me and tells me she thinks he's cute so of course, i'm forced to say hi in my cheap attempt to play matchmaker...so i introduce the guy to my gf and the next thing i know, i'm getting my second lap dance for the nite and then he starts dancing with me akon style and i feel incredibly dirty...i'm obviously trying to get away and he finally lets me go...
i decide to head back into the kitchen with my gf in which the "sous chef" proceeds to continue to hit up on me...my gf decides to grill him by asking him questions that are pertinent in scoring a date with me:
GF: how tall r u?
SC: 5'10"
GF: what's your ethnicity?
SC: chinese
GF: what do u do?
SC: i work in a law firm
GF: how much money do u make?
SC: six figures
GF: why r u single?
SC: haven't found the perfect girl...i've been
looking for a chef...
GF: how often would u want to see her?
SC: 8 days a week
so this is where i proceed to laugh because the boy obviously can't count...i mean, last time i checked, there were only 7 days in a week...i quickly inform him that i'm a shallow materialistic golddigger and my gf tells him that i'm very high maintenance...and he's like, a girl like me deserves the best...and of course i continue to laugh...he pressures me to give him my number and i tell him i can't because i wasn't interested and he tells me that he just wants to take me out on a date...i was like, sweet but no cigar...
yeah, he was cute and quite persistent, but i have something called a bf...so that was how my nite, catering a party went down...xoxoxo, Lo.
upon sitting with my gf, she notices the guy next to me and tells me she thinks he's cute so of course, i'm forced to say hi in my cheap attempt to play matchmaker...so i introduce the guy to my gf and the next thing i know, i'm getting my second lap dance for the nite and then he starts dancing with me akon style and i feel incredibly dirty...i'm obviously trying to get away and he finally lets me go...
i decide to head back into the kitchen with my gf in which the "sous chef" proceeds to continue to hit up on me...my gf decides to grill him by asking him questions that are pertinent in scoring a date with me:
GF: how tall r u?
SC: 5'10"
GF: what's your ethnicity?
SC: chinese
GF: what do u do?
SC: i work in a law firm
GF: how much money do u make?
SC: six figures
GF: why r u single?
SC: haven't found the perfect girl...i've been
looking for a chef...
GF: how often would u want to see her?
SC: 8 days a week
so this is where i proceed to laugh because the boy obviously can't count...i mean, last time i checked, there were only 7 days in a week...i quickly inform him that i'm a shallow materialistic golddigger and my gf tells him that i'm very high maintenance...and he's like, a girl like me deserves the best...and of course i continue to laugh...he pressures me to give him my number and i tell him i can't because i wasn't interested and he tells me that he just wants to take me out on a date...i was like, sweet but no cigar...
yeah, he was cute and quite persistent, but i have something called a bf...so that was how my nite, catering a party went down...xoxoxo, Lo.
Subject : diets suck
Posted Date: : May 29, 2007 9:50 PM
i've decided to quit my diet...[sorry karen]...i'm gonna just going to accept that i was meant to be of average weight...putting myself on a diet just made me too obsessed with food...i even skipped dinner tonite...oh wells...
i mean...if i can't be loved for weighing 101 lbs., i guess i was not meant to be loved...
yeah...now i can go back to eating normally again...that's exciting...i'm actually hitting windows for dinner tomorrow nite so this whole screwing off this diet couldn't come at a better time...much love, Lo.
ps. so i managed to commit to a diet for like less than a week...i have sooo much self-control...although i'm quite hungry right now...could use a whole fucking pizza right now...
i mean...if i can't be loved for weighing 101 lbs., i guess i was not meant to be loved...
yeah...now i can go back to eating normally again...that's exciting...i'm actually hitting windows for dinner tomorrow nite so this whole screwing off this diet couldn't come at a better time...much love, Lo.
ps. so i managed to commit to a diet for like less than a week...i have sooo much self-control...although i'm quite hungry right now...could use a whole fucking pizza right now...
Subject : compromise is a bitch
Posted Date: : May 28, 2007 1:03 PM
ever since i got back with the bf...i thought compromise would be the key to the perfect relationship and now after two weeks, i've realized that compromise is a bitch...by compromising, i'm losing myself...yeah...he's compromising too but how about this for the perfect relationship?...like he compromises and basically agrees to all the things i want to do and i be myself...wow, that's a fabulous idea...
i think i like that idea better...compromising is hard work and i hate to work so wouldn't this be the equation:
compromise + hard work = good relationship
so if Lo hates work, that would mean:
hard work + Lo hates work = failed relationship
okay...that doesn't even make sense...explains why i was soo bad in algebra...
so the perfect relationship would be:
jimmy [the bf] does everything Lo wants + Lo never ever has to compromise = the most fabulous relationship in the world
yeah...that sounds better...cause like i said, compromising is a bitch...it's even worse than having to go on a fucking diet...i'd rather be fat than compromise...okay...maybe i'm going too far...how about this, i'd rather be forced to shop at a retail store than compromise...
life sucks...btw...i've already fucked up my diet today...had dim sum for breakfast, a passionfruit iced tea, and am now drinking a strawberries wild jamba smoothie which alone probably has at least 400 calories so if i were to guess, i'd probably consumed at least 1000 calories already and it's only 2 pm...let's just put it this way...this has been one very bad weekend...xoxoxxo, Lo.
Subject : today was a really bad day...
Posted Date: : May 27, 2007 7:44 PM
i ate like a pig today...this was my food items on a diet:
breakfast: passionfruit iced tea and a pork bun
lunch: a cookies and cream ice cream cone
dinner: 1 sausage hot dog with bell peppers and sauteed onions and 1 bacon wrapped hot dog with turkey chili on top and a peach iced tea snapple
i consumed approximately 1400 calories today...
i currently weigh: 102.5 calories
i should not have consumed that ice cream and i obviously shouldn't have had that hot dog wrapped in bacon but it was sooo fucking good, i couldn't help myself...damn...
i really need to work on staying under 1000 calories per day...
then again...this is memorial day weekend...so, it's okay, right?
now i've got 4 lbs. to lose...damn....
breakfast: passionfruit iced tea and a pork bun
lunch: a cookies and cream ice cream cone
dinner: 1 sausage hot dog with bell peppers and sauteed onions and 1 bacon wrapped hot dog with turkey chili on top and a peach iced tea snapple
i consumed approximately 1400 calories today...
i currently weigh: 102.5 calories
i should not have consumed that ice cream and i obviously shouldn't have had that hot dog wrapped in bacon but it was sooo fucking good, i couldn't help myself...damn...
i really need to work on staying under 1000 calories per day...
then again...this is memorial day weekend...so, it's okay, right?
now i've got 4 lbs. to lose...damn....
Subject : i sooooo want to give up
Posted Date: : May 27, 2007 8:25 AM
breakfast/lunch: 1 cup of beef chow fun with black bean sauce and a couple sips of strawberry lemonade iced tea
afternoon snack: orange passionfruit iced tea with tons of simple syrup
dinner: 1/2 of a pork bun, 2 rib pieces, corn with butter, peanut noodles with shrimp, roasted potatoes, iced tea
drinks at a bar: cranberry oj
estimated calorie intake for the day: 900 calories
current weight: 101.5 lbs
okay...so i'm eating less cause i'm doing portion control but i can't seem to lose the weight...i hate this metabolism slowing down bullshit...maybe i should just give up hope and accept the fact that i'm just fat and if someone is to love me, they'll love me for the fact that i'm witty, funny, and have great style...
damn it...i can't admit defeat yet...i'll give myself another week and if i'm not down to 100 lbs., i'm just gonna give up and go back to eating whatever the fuck i want and however much i want...i mean...how hard is it to lose 3 fucking pounds? gosh...this sucks...
afternoon snack: orange passionfruit iced tea with tons of simple syrup
dinner: 1/2 of a pork bun, 2 rib pieces, corn with butter, peanut noodles with shrimp, roasted potatoes, iced tea
drinks at a bar: cranberry oj
estimated calorie intake for the day: 900 calories
current weight: 101.5 lbs
okay...so i'm eating less cause i'm doing portion control but i can't seem to lose the weight...i hate this metabolism slowing down bullshit...maybe i should just give up hope and accept the fact that i'm just fat and if someone is to love me, they'll love me for the fact that i'm witty, funny, and have great style...
damn it...i can't admit defeat yet...i'll give myself another week and if i'm not down to 100 lbs., i'm just gonna give up and go back to eating whatever the fuck i want and however much i want...i mean...how hard is it to lose 3 fucking pounds? gosh...this sucks...
Subject : this is why i'm fat...
Posted Date: : May 25, 2007 9:11 PM
breakfast: strawberry lemonade iced tea
lunch: half of a fish filet sauteed in butter and garlic, half of a seafood enchilada, rice, and steamed veggies
dinner: rice with eggs and beef and beef chow fun with black bean sauce
shit i shouldn't have eaten: 3 sips of sprite, 10 pieces of popcorn, and 6 pieces of sour jack candy
i managed to avoid having ice cream but today was a very unhealthy day, and yes, i do hate myself...i must have consumed like 1000 calories...this is sooo going to set me back a couple of pounds...i hate myself...xoxox, Lo.
lunch: half of a fish filet sauteed in butter and garlic, half of a seafood enchilada, rice, and steamed veggies
dinner: rice with eggs and beef and beef chow fun with black bean sauce
shit i shouldn't have eaten: 3 sips of sprite, 10 pieces of popcorn, and 6 pieces of sour jack candy
i managed to avoid having ice cream but today was a very unhealthy day, and yes, i do hate myself...i must have consumed like 1000 calories...this is sooo going to set me back a couple of pounds...i hate myself...xoxox, Lo.
Subject : my first ever food diary
Posted Date: : May 24, 2007 3:48 PM
breakfast: chocolate chip and walnut cookie with a passion fruit iced tea
lunch: white rice with some filet mignon cubes and salt and pepper calamari
drink: 2 sips of a lipton iced raspberry tea [approximately 20 calories]
so far...i think i've consumed approximately 400 calories...i may be having pasta for dinner or a chicken salad with italian dressing...not sure yet...hmmm...
so for dinner, i had the rest of those garlic noodles and a small salad with light italian dressing...and a strawberry lemonade...if i were to guess the calories for my dinner, i would guess most likely 400 calories...
so my calorie intake for the day was approximately 800 calories...which is a good start...
current weight: 101 lbs.
pounds to lose: 3 lbs.
lunch: white rice with some filet mignon cubes and salt and pepper calamari
drink: 2 sips of a lipton iced raspberry tea [approximately 20 calories]
so far...i think i've consumed approximately 400 calories...i may be having pasta for dinner or a chicken salad with italian dressing...not sure yet...hmmm...
so for dinner, i had the rest of those garlic noodles and a small salad with light italian dressing...and a strawberry lemonade...if i were to guess the calories for my dinner, i would guess most likely 400 calories...
so my calorie intake for the day was approximately 800 calories...which is a good start...
current weight: 101 lbs.
pounds to lose: 3 lbs.
Subject : u can never be too skinny...fuck, it's LA
Posted Date: : May 24, 2007 7:18 AM
last nite i made garlic shrimp noodles for my friends and i...and by garlic shrimp noodles, i really mean, lot's of butter and some noodles and shrimp thrown in...the dish must have had like a billion calories...the dish literally had like 1/2 a lb. of butter which is gross but was sooo good once it touched my lips...actually, i'm lying...there was too much sodium cause i'm like a complete screw-up...whatever...i just forgot to tweak the recipe and using my friends as guinea pigs...sorry karen!!!anyway, so over dinner, my friends and i discuss how we're gonna lose weight...she wants to lose 5 lbs. and i would personally like to lose 6 lbs. cause i'm obviously a whale...
my gf is gonna do it the healthy way by eating healthier and working out...i'm gonna go the posh spice route and attempt to not eat..okay...i'm lying, being anorexic is like sooo ten years ago...i'm just gonna cut my calories like by a lot and eat healthier...
for example, tonite, i'm gonna bake a chicken breast and have a salad...god, that sounds disgusting but yeah...i am completely focused...i mean, i can't fit into half of my jeans any longer...i mean, when did i just completely let myself go? this whole adult thing where your metabolism slows down completely sucks...
i mean, i used to be able to have hamburgers for breakfast and stil weigh 98 lbs. that was the life...now i'm attempting to eat healther, but i'm up at 101 lbs. i know...i'm a whale...i mean, i don't look heavy but i just don't understand why the extra 3 lbs. doesn't allow me to fit into my jeans...it's killing me...yeah, i could just buy new jeans but if i did that, it would mean that i'm accepting me as a fat girl and that is soooo not going to happen....and since i'm also a broke ass girl, blowing $200 for a pair of jeans isn't really a smart idea when i've got a mortgage to pay...it's like, do i wanna have hot jeans or a roof over my head? the old Lo would have opted to live in a cardboard box with hot designer jeans...but the new Lo is actually choosing a roof over her head...god...this adult thing sucks!!!
so since i am no longer partying and no longer have stories to tell...i'm gonna use my blog as my food diary...hopefully, it helps me stay focused and gets my sorry ass skinny...xxoxoxo, Lo.
Subject : so much shit has happened
Posted Date: : May 21, 2007 3:48 PM
spent this past weekend in napa valley...wow...that sounds grown up...surprisingly, i didn't get drunk since i no longer really drink...got to taste a bunch of wines...that was fun...we had lunch outdoors which sucked cause i hate bugs and live animals...spent the rest of the weekend hanging out at my friend's house in noe valley...playing poker in his poker room so that was hot...
prior to my trip, i had gotten food poisoining from eating a cheeseburger at mcDonald's so i am no longer eating at that nasty joint...i didn't get the stereotypical food poisoning symptoms...i just basically got nauseated and my stomach was uneasy for most of the weekend...but other that...i managed to stay alive...
oh yeah, i've also decided to take myself off the market...and so yes, i officially have a boyfriend and am currently working on something crazy called compromise and compromise, btw, suks...xoxox, Lo.
prior to my trip, i had gotten food poisoining from eating a cheeseburger at mcDonald's so i am no longer eating at that nasty joint...i didn't get the stereotypical food poisoning symptoms...i just basically got nauseated and my stomach was uneasy for most of the weekend...but other that...i managed to stay alive...
oh yeah, i've also decided to take myself off the market...and so yes, i officially have a boyfriend and am currently working on something crazy called compromise and compromise, btw, suks...xoxox, Lo.
Subject : i am sooooo in love....
Posted Date: : May 21, 2007 3:45 PM
just saw enrique iglesias on ellen performing "don't u know" and i have to say...he is crazy amazing...so damn hot and delicious...so i am currently in love with enrique...
Subject : the Lo as we know it ...is gone
Posted Date: : May 12, 2007 7:35 AM
last nite i went to meet with some friends at a bar on la cienega. as part of my makeunder, i wore my mommy dolce and gabbana jeans which are jeans that are so high, they almost hit my chest and a white lacoste polo top. i looked very square. i even wore my hair down as to even cover more of my skin...i mean, showing my neck can be quite sexy...
and so at the bar, i spend the next three hours cradling one drink...my gf was like, "that's a new you" cause i'm normally chugging my drink and having like two drinks cause i'm crazy like that...i even spent my evening being nice to this guy i was talking to vs. manbashing him as is typical Lo style...
and then i went home...wow...my evening was boring...this is the new boring Lo with no stories to tell...
okay...i guess i should be honest now...the reason why i'm covering up my body is that i am now officially fat and cannot be seen in public with my jelly rolls and my muffin top all out there...i'm surprised i even allow myself to be seen in public...so, as soon as i manage to lose the 10 lbs. that i desperately need to lose, i'll be back...back to dressing like a ho-bag and manbashing, that is...i miss myself...xoxoxo, Lo.
and so at the bar, i spend the next three hours cradling one drink...my gf was like, "that's a new you" cause i'm normally chugging my drink and having like two drinks cause i'm crazy like that...i even spent my evening being nice to this guy i was talking to vs. manbashing him as is typical Lo style...
and then i went home...wow...my evening was boring...this is the new boring Lo with no stories to tell...
okay...i guess i should be honest now...the reason why i'm covering up my body is that i am now officially fat and cannot be seen in public with my jelly rolls and my muffin top all out there...i'm surprised i even allow myself to be seen in public...so, as soon as i manage to lose the 10 lbs. that i desperately need to lose, i'll be back...back to dressing like a ho-bag and manbashing, that is...i miss myself...xoxoxo, Lo.
Subject : no longer texting...
Posted Date: : May 8, 2007 9:38 PM
after last week, i've decided i am no longer texting unless you're my sisters, friends, or future bf...basically, i got dumped via text so now i abhor texting and will no longer respond via text...if u ain't got the balls to cancel plans with me via a phone call, then u ain't got balls...nuff said...xoxoxxxo....Lo.
p.s. btw...the xoxoxxxo is for my sisters, friends, and future bf...
p.s. btw...the xoxoxxxo is for my sisters, friends, and future bf...
Subject : classy vs. trashy
Posted Date: : May 8, 2007 7:08 AM
went to chop suey in little tokyo last saturday nite and i chose to dress classy vs. trashy as part of my makeunder transformation...i was wearing this dress that even went below my knees...it was quite exciting...so anyway, i get there with my entourage and as i'm sipping my cosmo cause i was too hungover from partying the past couple days to actually chug it, this guy approaches me and is like, "i've seen you before." and i'm like, "i don't remember you." and he's like, "you were at barcelona and sitting with your friends and i was in this jacket. just wanted to let you know that i like the outfit you have on tonite more than the outfit you wore to barcelona." and i'm like, "creepy." i mean, i went to barcelona like a month ago and i really don't remember this guy so i quickly shoved some appetizers in my mouth and told him i had to get back to my friends...so basically, the point of this whole sordid story is that people like the new classy Lo...i mean, i thought the shirt i wore as a dress to barcelona was hot...i mean, when did men start liking us in actual clothes? life is getting strange...my nite ended with me stuffing my face with a lot of appetizers cause i like to eat like a fat girl and i can't control my eating...damn...where did the old anorexic Lo go? i miss her...at least she was skinny and not weighing 103 lbs....
Subject : i'm sooo fucking domesticated, i hate myself
Posted Date: : May 4, 2007 12:29 PM
spending my friday off listening to my girl debbie gibson and doing laundry...i am sooo domesticated, it's sick...i guess i'm trying to be productive from just partying...yeah...it's been a bad week...and when i say bad...i really mean...bad...
so i am cleaning up my act today and playing housewife...listening to good girl music where it talks about finding your true love versus hitting up the bitches and hoes and also doing laundry which is hot...god, my life is sooo boring!!!
i love boring...i am sooo ready to get my ass married...now i just need to get a potential husband...hahaha...i mean, i learned how to do laundry...what else do i need to know to be a great housewife? xxooxo, Lo.
so i am cleaning up my act today and playing housewife...listening to good girl music where it talks about finding your true love versus hitting up the bitches and hoes and also doing laundry which is hot...god, my life is sooo boring!!!
i love boring...i am sooo ready to get my ass married...now i just need to get a potential husband...hahaha...i mean, i learned how to do laundry...what else do i need to know to be a great housewife? xxooxo, Lo.
Subject : fell off the wagon like david hasseloff...
Posted Date: : May 4, 2007 9:24 AM
i, Lo, fell off the wagon last nite...told myself that i would floss every nite and i didn't do it...came home last nite from edison and wasn't drunk so i can't even use drunk as an excuse...i got home, had my jack in the crack, and crashed...
....yeah...not cool...besides, that video in which the Hoff is drunk isn't even that bad...that's like me every other nite...what? r u telling me that's not how normal people spend their evenings? being drunk, rolling on the floor, and trying to shove food in their mouth? damn...hot damn...maybe i really need to hit a drug rehab program although i don't really do drugs...unless u count me taking motrin when i'm on my rag cause u know that's hot...i'm dangerous and trouble...watch out!!!
....yeah...not cool...besides, that video in which the Hoff is drunk isn't even that bad...that's like me every other nite...what? r u telling me that's not how normal people spend their evenings? being drunk, rolling on the floor, and trying to shove food in their mouth? damn...hot damn...maybe i really need to hit a drug rehab program although i don't really do drugs...unless u count me taking motrin when i'm on my rag cause u know that's hot...i'm dangerous and trouble...watch out!!!
Subject : Lo + speed dating + 2 wine glasses + young boys in graduate school = trouble
Posted Date: : May 3, 2007 4:54 PM
i went speed dating with my girls last nite and once again, it was crazy crazy fun...
as soon as we got there, i do my normal routine of attempting to get trashed before the event began and since it was an open bar, there was no reason to not get trashed on a wednesday nite...
so i'm drinking my glass of white wine and of course, these two nerdy guys come up to us...i told one of the boys i was done with him and he could now go away but he didn't get the hint and was like, "can i still get your number?" and i was like, "no."
after that terrible experience, i needed to get another glass of wine...as of this point, i was quite drunk. my girlfriends wanted to find guys but i decided to stand there and let the boys come to me because that's how i roll...and so the boys immediately flocked to us and amazingly this time around, it was three cute boys...they were medical students at ucla and super hot but unfortunately, they were 23...too young for my sorry ass...and that's what i told the really cute guy talking to me...i told him i was like old enough to be his mother and he was like, age is just a number and i was like, wow...you're so naive and young...i immediately told him to not waste his time with a "woman" like myself and find "girls" his own age to talk to...
the rest of the nite was spent telling boys that i was too old for them and one guy who was italian called me "nasty" due to my bad attitude and i told him i wasn't "nasty" but rather, a "bitch"...somehow, this didn't stop him from following me around and fucking up my speed dating game...after an hour of boy bashing, my girlfriends and i decided to leave as we realized we weren't going to find the man of our dreams at this event...
we ended the night at hooters having chicken wings and a grilled cheese sandwich which topped off the nite perfectly...an ending to a beautiful day....xoxox, Lo.
as soon as we got there, i do my normal routine of attempting to get trashed before the event began and since it was an open bar, there was no reason to not get trashed on a wednesday nite...
so i'm drinking my glass of white wine and of course, these two nerdy guys come up to us...i told one of the boys i was done with him and he could now go away but he didn't get the hint and was like, "can i still get your number?" and i was like, "no."
after that terrible experience, i needed to get another glass of wine...as of this point, i was quite drunk. my girlfriends wanted to find guys but i decided to stand there and let the boys come to me because that's how i roll...and so the boys immediately flocked to us and amazingly this time around, it was three cute boys...they were medical students at ucla and super hot but unfortunately, they were 23...too young for my sorry ass...and that's what i told the really cute guy talking to me...i told him i was like old enough to be his mother and he was like, age is just a number and i was like, wow...you're so naive and young...i immediately told him to not waste his time with a "woman" like myself and find "girls" his own age to talk to...
the rest of the nite was spent telling boys that i was too old for them and one guy who was italian called me "nasty" due to my bad attitude and i told him i wasn't "nasty" but rather, a "bitch"...somehow, this didn't stop him from following me around and fucking up my speed dating game...after an hour of boy bashing, my girlfriends and i decided to leave as we realized we weren't going to find the man of our dreams at this event...
we ended the night at hooters having chicken wings and a grilled cheese sandwich which topped off the nite perfectly...an ending to a beautiful day....xoxox, Lo.
Subject : my latest addiction...
Posted Date: : May 2, 2007 9:45 AM
so i've managed to quit my ten packs of sugar with my iced tea...now i'm on to my latest addiction...brace yourself for this...it's pretty sick...i, Lo, am addicted to flossing...yeah, i know...i'm a sick fuck...it's like, i can't wait until the day is over so i can go home and floss my teeth...like when u floss after a day of eating food, it just feels soooo good...that may now be the highlight of my day...ever since i got my teeth cleaned, i'm now obsessed with teeth cleanliness...it's like i now brush three times a day vs. two times and i now floss and brush my tongue...i love love my teeth minus my crack whore front tooth...it's like i'm now almost perfect...almost, but not quite...i could be slightly taller, have bigger boobs, and lose like 10 lbs....other than that, i'm close to perfection...ha ha...xoxo, always and forever, Lo.
Subject : i just can't quit
Posted Date: : May 1, 2007 5:27 PM
i tell myself that i'm gonna quit my party girl ways and i just can't...okay...i tried for like a weekend...i tell myself it's getting old and i need to stop going out...but life happens and my girlfriends are like, "hey Lo, let's hang out" and i'm like, "guys, i can't...okay, dammit, count me in." and next thing i know, i'm going out every other nite...so now i'm going to just put it out there, i'm a party girl and i love to party...there, no more fighting it when a guy says to me, "you and your friends are party girls and you guys look like trouble" and i tell him, "no, no we're not party girls...we're innocent...really...we just have a bad reputation by obviously people who are jealous of us." u know what? my girlfriends and i do not "look like trouble", we ARE trouble!!! and so i plan on getting plastered this thursday cause i think it's my turn to puke this week...can't wait...i like feeling like shit...maybe i'll somehow manage to stay up long enough to catch Cheaters...my all time favorite show...yeah...definitely need alcohol...it's been awhile and by awhile, i really mean last friday nite...xoxoxoxo, Lo.
Subject : one girl show
Posted Date: : Apr 29, 2007 7:47 AM
can my life be any crazier?...spent yesterday catering a catering gig for 200 people by myself cause i'm like crazy like that...okay, i'm lying, i had one worker with me on the day of the event...by the time i got home at 10 pm, i immediately took a shower cause i felt so grimey and knocked out by 11 pm...very exciting nite...skipped dinner cause i'm fat and too tired to eat...this must be what it's like to actually work...
anyway, people loved my food which is good and one client actually said my food was "orgasmic" which was like the best compliment...much better than, "your food sucks ass" cause that's not soo nice...
anyway, glad it's sunday...will be chilling today...getting a hair cut and catching blades of glory...can't wait...
okay...i have to go get ready...peace out!!! xoxo, Lo.
anyway, people loved my food which is good and one client actually said my food was "orgasmic" which was like the best compliment...much better than, "your food sucks ass" cause that's not soo nice...
anyway, glad it's sunday...will be chilling today...getting a hair cut and catching blades of glory...can't wait...
okay...i have to go get ready...peace out!!! xoxo, Lo.
Subject : gonna try to be a grown-up
Posted Date: : Apr 26, 2007 4:42 PM
so now i think it's time...time that i seriously grow up and stop being such a spaz...i have to remember that i am now 28 although a patient at my office told me today that i looked 21 which was like the best compliment today...i'm really going to grow up, stop messing around, and take things more seriously...and by seriously, i really need to stop dressing like a ho-bag and pretending that i am a ho-bag cause it gets to a point where it's not really funny anymore...damn...craps...screw that...what was i thinking? being an adult sucks...i am now officially back to being a spaz!!! acting like a ten year old kid at 28 rocks!!!
Subject : i need to quit the love of my life
Posted Date: : Apr 26, 2007 7:35 AM
went to the dentist for the first time in five years and was told i was gonna have to quit the love of my life...sugar...i had gone to get my teeth cleaned cause i wanted to get it whitened cause it's been yellowish and crazy unattractive...after spending almost two hours deep cleaning my teeth, my teeth was actually in pretty good shape without having to get it whitened...my only problem is that i've got this dead crack whore front tooth so even if i whitened my teeth, that tooth would still be discolored unless i put a veneer on it but that would make my crack whore tooth high maintenance and i didn't know if i was ready for high maintenance teeth...so i opted to not go for the bleaching and chose to have almost perfect teeth...i figured, i'm no celebrity so i don't need to like look perfect...if my only imperfection is a discolored crack whore front tooth, i think i can live with it...i'm sure i can find someone who can love me cause i'm close to perfection minus my one tooth which can eventually make or break my upcoming relationships...ha ha...
anyway, to make a long story short, i managed to not have any cavities although i have like 10 packs of sugar per day with my iced tea...but the dentist was like, i'm gonna have to quit sugar cause it caused all the tartar on my teeth which will eventually fuck up my gums...but other than that, my teeth was pretty perfect minus that dead tooth...that's life...always throwing you a curveball...
anyway, to make a long story short, i managed to not have any cavities although i have like 10 packs of sugar per day with my iced tea...but the dentist was like, i'm gonna have to quit sugar cause it caused all the tartar on my teeth which will eventually fuck up my gums...but other than that, my teeth was pretty perfect minus that dead tooth...that's life...always throwing you a curveball...
Subject : i'm too sexy for my feet
Posted Date: : Apr 30, 2007 10:24 PM
so i get home yesterday and my sink is completely fucked up so i had to get someone to look at it...as i'm talking to the guy, he's like, "you have very beautiful feet." and i'm like thinking to myself...i knew i shouldn't have worn my slippers...it's like i'm letting my toes all out there...i was sooo asking for unwanted attention...and then he says to me, "where do girls like you come from? you're so beautiful. you have a beautiful face and a beautiful body." and i'm like, if he was like super hot and like a rich CEO [cause i will no longer date or give "appointments" to lawyers or doctors], i'd be all over that like bees on honey, but since he was like really not cute [the type of men i generally attract cause i'm no supermodel], i was pretty grossed out but i was willing to whore myself and play nice to get my sink fixed...and i'm like, why does this shit always happens to me? why am i always seen as an object?...what about my brains, my personality, my stellar fashion taste, my humor? hence...the story of my fucking life...xoxoxo...Lo.
p.s. i'm still in love with stefy and timbaland!!!
p.s. i'm still in love with stefy and timbaland!!!
Subject : ...hey, there's only one of me to go around
Posted Date: : Apr 23, 2007 3:06 PM
contrary to popular belief...i do not date the whole fucking world...case in point...i was at court today for work and this lawyer is like hitting on me and when i'm done with my "business" at court, he asks me if i'll grab a drink with him...considering that it was like 3 in the afternoon, i would have definitely gone...hello, i was getting the shakes so definitely could have used the alcohol and it was monday afterall...gotta get my work day party started...but since i do not date the whole world...i had to tell him, thanks but no thanks...besides, i do not date lawyers especially P.I. lawyers...i do have some standards...not much...but some...and the fact that i am no longer dating, getting boozed up in the afternoon would just be asking for it and when i say asking for it, it was obvious i'd get plastered, he'd fall in love with me, and next thing i know, i'm in some crazy relationship...so not ready...i'm ready for babies, yes, but not ready for relationships...ha ha...so if anyone actually looks at my profile, i'll be ready for a bf in approximately three months...and not only will i be ready...i'll like have a bf...okay...yeah, i don't have any potentials right now but i can like feel it in my bones...it's gonna happen...xoxoxo xxxo oooxx, Lo.
Subject : how to get over a break-up
Posted Date: : Apr 23, 2007 7:53 AM
my friends and i hit katsuya last nite for dinner [my all time favorite sushi place] and i drowned my sorrows in crispy albacore tuna, tuna roll over rock shrimp tempura, and scallop with foie gras and amazingly, it worked...we ended our meal with pinkberry's and surprisingly, i am no longer mad at my ex and angry...so i guess that's the secret to getting over a break-up...eat great food and oh yeah, dating the whole world...
on saturday, i hit jlounge with a bunch of friends and as my girls were in the bathroom, this guy asks me, "Where are your friends?"...and i was like, "They're in the restroom." and he was like, "Are they POOPIN'?" and i was like, what's up with this guy? why are boys soooo strange? and this is actually why i am seriously no longer dating, but rather, making "appointments" with them cause they're not even worth my time dating...i'd rather come home from a nite partying alone...i mean, why get action when i can be in bed alone, eat my cup o' noodles, and watch Cheaters?...that was the best nite ever...xoxo, Lo.
on saturday, i hit jlounge with a bunch of friends and as my girls were in the bathroom, this guy asks me, "Where are your friends?"...and i was like, "They're in the restroom." and he was like, "Are they POOPIN'?" and i was like, what's up with this guy? why are boys soooo strange? and this is actually why i am seriously no longer dating, but rather, making "appointments" with them cause they're not even worth my time dating...i'd rather come home from a nite partying alone...i mean, why get action when i can be in bed alone, eat my cup o' noodles, and watch Cheaters?...that was the best nite ever...xoxo, Lo.
Subject : i heart babbies!!!!
Posted Date: : Apr 21, 2007 4:35 PM
just got back from my first baby shower and it was crazy fun!!! makes me realize that maybe i want one of those...not a baby but like a baby shower cause we can play like diaper games...so hot...so hot...we were also like boozing at 12 in the afternoon which is always fun but actually, i was good and didn't get liquored up cause i'm still recovering from my alcoholic binge from thursday nite in which i got plastered off 4 cosmos which is always nice and had to work a catering gig the next day hungover which was not sooo fun...anyway, back to this baby shower...so i was like, dude, i wanna get plastered when i get my own baby shower and my girlfriend was like, you can't get drunk when you're preggers, and i was like, isn't that what surrogate mothers are for? pulleese...i've got that part covered...why be preggers when you can get someone to do it for you? and btw...can you have a baby shower if you plan on adopting? i say, why not? i don't mind stuffing my belly with a pillow and pretend to have hot flashes...hey, i'm an actress...ha ha...so yeah...crazy fun...and then i'll be spending this saturday nite with my girlfriends hitting some L.A. Lounge and hopefully get plastered once again...being single is great as i await mr. perfect to completely fall into my lap...life is fabulous!!!
Subject : because i said so
Posted Date: : Feb 1, 2007 4:26 PM
i saw "because i said so" last nite starring diane keaton and mandy moore and the movie was soooo good...i guess i was able to relate to the main character who was like a cook and had two sisters and had a mother who wanted her to be in a stable relationship. the main character was also really cute and was juggling these two really hot guys and i guess that was where the similarities ended...i'm obviously very fat and atrocious and i'm not juggling two extremely hot men. one guy is a super fine architect and the other guy is a musician with a kid. i mean, where do guys like that come from? where can i myself find a hot musician father or a hot architect with like the best looking piece of property? instead, i'm dating a doctor who i may have to admit is quite cute and drives me nuts and i'm a hacker cook who sucks at souffles...hot damn...okay, so i can't really relate to the movie but it was a pretty good movie...then again, i'm always a sucker for romantic movies...unless of course they're starring bad actresses like jennifer aniston or jennifer lopez...
Subject : who'd you'd rather sleep with
Posted Date: : Jan 25, 2007 8:05 AM
since the game was so crazy exciting the other nite, my friend leaves me a voicemail asking if i would rather sleep with carrot top or donald trump....the obvious answer is carrot top...this game is like sooo fun even when you are completely sober...
Subject : games girls play
Posted Date: : Jan 24, 2007 5:23 PM
spent last nite with my girlfriend playing "who'd you'd rather make out with." i must say, it was quite an exciting game. she asked me if i would rather make out with ellen or portia and of course i chose portia...hey, she's kinda hot...my friend chose ellen cause she likes to hook up with girls who are like guys which i think defeats the purpose. i asked her if she would rather make out with ryan seacrest or simon cowell...i chose simon cowell and she couldn't figure out who'd she'd rather make out with...she then asked me if i would rather make out with ryan seacrest or randy jackson so the answer is quite obvious...randy jackson, of course!!! i mean, who in their right mind would want to make out with ryan seacrest?...he is soooo not cute...the next guy up was ron jeremy vs. ryan seacrest...it was a tough decision...i mean, now the game gets tough...i mean, do i want an std from rat man or do i want to make love to a midget man [aka ryan seacrest]? game isn't so easy now, is it?
Subject : Lo + 6 sake shots + champagne = me puking my guts out
Posted Date: : Jan 19, 2007 11:31 AM
so i spent my thursday nite having too much alcohol. the nite started with the event i had gone to being overbooked which was like soooo lame so we decided to hit this really lame asian club in which i was rejected at the door by this midget asian boy...thus, we went next door to the geisha house in which i decided to begin my own party. i had some champagne which i quickly chased down with 6 sake shots which of course didn't seem like such a bad idea at the time...but fifteen minutes later, i quickly became trashed. before making it to the car, i puked...thought i was okay for like a second and so i got into the car...on the way back home, i realized i needed to puke really bad but knew i couldn't puke in the boyfriend's car cause he would be quite pissed so i held my puke in and tried to focus on not puking. as soon as we got to his house, i ran out of his car and puked on the grass which was very gross and soooo high school. the next morning, i felt like shit and had puke breath which is always very sexy. so that was my thursday nite. i know, quite exciting....i need to grow up and remember that i have crazy low tolerance for alcohol. apparently, i'm now officially an alcoholic. i think i may need to attend AA meetings...isn't that like so hot right now?
Subject : the talk...
Posted Date: : Jan 12, 2007 4:25 PM
this morning i was on the phone with my mother and she gives me "the talk." what is "the talk" you may ask...well, the talk is the dreaded conversation every asian girl who is fast approaching the "old age of thirty" has to deal with when they have asian parents...my mother tells me once again that i need to settle down...that i'm almost thirty and if i'm not married by then, i'm a disgrace. okay, maybe i'm a disgrace due to the slutty outfits i wear when i go out partying, but a disgrace because i'm not married with kids? wow...she tells me why can't i just commit to any one of the many boys i've dated...and i'm like, that's the problem...there's soo many boys so how do you know when to settle for someone? i told her i'm in los angeles so it's difficult to commit...she tells me that i totally like every guy i go out with and then i break up with them and i tell her that's exactly the problem...it's like, when you're exposed to so many people, it makes it difficult to want to settle...and then to appease her, i told her that i do have a boyfriend and i'm "working on it." when did a single girl have to "work on it?"... and i figured since "working on it" was such a safe line, my mother bought it. i told her i had the rest of my life to be married and have kids so why the rush when i can just enjoy life and basically worry about myself? it's tough being a single girl but i know it's crazy tough to be married and like take care of kids...i mean, kids aren't accessories...or are they?
so anyway, i told her i plan on being married before turning thirty...yeah, i mean how hard is that? i just have to actually commit to a relationship like for more than a couple months...piece of cake...my current relationship has been going on for like "officially" almost a whole month...i think this one's a keeper...
so anyway, i told her i plan on being married before turning thirty...yeah, i mean how hard is that? i just have to actually commit to a relationship like for more than a couple months...piece of cake...my current relationship has been going on for like "officially" almost a whole month...i think this one's a keeper...
Subject : cheesiest pick-up line ever but hot damn! it worked
Posted Date: : Jan 7, 2007 8:57 AM
attended a wedding yesterday and it was crazy fun...i managed to have three vodka shots, two cosmos, some white wine, and a pina colada but managed not to get drunk but managed to have a good time anyway...on any normal nite, that would have given me alcohol poisoning but i guess since i started drinking at 5 pm and didn't chug my drinks as i normally do in a cheap attempt to get drunk like quick, i managed to basically just get a slight buzz but that was enough to get me grooving to the latino music that was playing at the wedding...
so my sister and i were the only asians at this latino wedding which was cool because we were seated at this table with a bunch of single latino males which got pretty hot and heavy...and when i say hot and heavy, i really mean that they weren't talking to us and my sister and i partied by ourselves with one guy who was hitting on me buying us drinks...so with some booz in us, we hit the dance floor...some selena was playing which was cool because i've become quite obsessed with selena as of late...so while on the dance floor, this other guy comes over to me and asks me if he can cut in to dance with me...and this is where he gives me the cheesiest pick-up line i've ever heard...actually...this is how our conversation went down:
[Lo is dancing with someone]
Guy: can i cut in?
Lo: uh...okay...
Guy: when i saw you come in, i knew i was going to have to dance with you tonite.
Lo: yeah?
so, of course i had to dance with him...i danced with him for one song because, hey, there's only one of me to go around...besides, if i was gonna dance with him for another song, he was obviously just going to fall in love with me, propose marriage, and we'd have cute half hispanic half asian babies, and i wasn't really ready if i was ready for that...oh yeah, while we're dancing, he has his friends come over to take pictures of us...i mean, it was obvious these pictures were going to be used at the slideshow of our future wedding...besides, i have a boyfriend and i don't think my boyfriend would be cool with me marrying some other guy i met at a wedding without telling him...
so my sister and i were the only asians at this latino wedding which was cool because we were seated at this table with a bunch of single latino males which got pretty hot and heavy...and when i say hot and heavy, i really mean that they weren't talking to us and my sister and i partied by ourselves with one guy who was hitting on me buying us drinks...so with some booz in us, we hit the dance floor...some selena was playing which was cool because i've become quite obsessed with selena as of late...so while on the dance floor, this other guy comes over to me and asks me if he can cut in to dance with me...and this is where he gives me the cheesiest pick-up line i've ever heard...actually...this is how our conversation went down:
[Lo is dancing with someone]
Guy: can i cut in?
Lo: uh...okay...
Guy: when i saw you come in, i knew i was going to have to dance with you tonite.
Lo: yeah?
so, of course i had to dance with him...i danced with him for one song because, hey, there's only one of me to go around...besides, if i was gonna dance with him for another song, he was obviously just going to fall in love with me, propose marriage, and we'd have cute half hispanic half asian babies, and i wasn't really ready if i was ready for that...oh yeah, while we're dancing, he has his friends come over to take pictures of us...i mean, it was obvious these pictures were going to be used at the slideshow of our future wedding...besides, i have a boyfriend and i don't think my boyfriend would be cool with me marrying some other guy i met at a wedding without telling him...
Subject : my man is off the market...can life be anymore tragic?
Posted Date: : Jan 5, 2007 6:41 PM
i don't know if you heard but chris kattan is engaged!!! how can mango be engaged? are there no more good men out there? life now completely sucks...i don't know why i even bother living...i mean, yes, i realize chris kattan is not remotely hot or even normal looking, but he's sooo funny and isn't that what all us ladies ultimately want? okay, yes, i am fully aware that i do have a boyfriend and shouldn't be so sad about this news, but chris kattan? it's almost as sad as the day i lost my cat...okay, i never had a cat but i'm sure it'd be sad if i did have one and lost it...hot damn!!!
Subject : when it's raining, it's best to carry an umbrella
Posted Date: : Jan 4, 2007 8:45 PM
so one of my resolutions this year was to lose weight so in doing so, i attended my first ever strip tease work out dance class...being retarded, i decided to walk to the gym cause it's a couple blocks from my condo...lucky for me, it was raining and i should have carried an umbrella but i figured, hey, it's only a couple blocks and some water never killed anyone...upon arriving to the gym, i'm wet and not the elisha cuthbert wet hot kind of way...i look like a drowned mouse and even my cute juicy couture workout pants can't save me from looking like a disaster...so my advice out there to anyone actually reading my blog, ...when it's raining, remember to carry an umbrella..xoxo xxxo oooo xoox, Lo.
other than that, i'm quite excited about hitting vegas for the holidays for the first time...planning on getting boozed up and when i say boozed up, i really mean, two drinks max...hey, i'm a cheap date...and when i say two drinks...i really mean two drinks for the entire weekend...
anyway, back to this zit...hopefully, it goes away...so not only am i now officially fat, i also have a zit...what did i do to deserve this? i swear, i've been somewhat good this year...and when i say somewhat good, i really mean, i wasn't really that bad...
been spending most of my day planning my new year's plans...so the plan is ... r u ready for this? i, Lo, plan on getting plastered...okay, i know, what else is new? i'm turning into a broken record cause that's all i ever do when i go out...i'm getting way too old for this shit...i gotta be serious and find myself a husband, ... if not a husband, someone who can get me preggers cause being preggers is sooo hot right now...
can you find the man of your dreams at a new year's party? i'm actually hoping for a "when harry met sally" moment when some lame ass dorky friend of mine comes rushing into the club i'll be at and tells me he is completely in love with me...and then i'm going to say to him..."hmmm...not into you cause i'd rather be an old maid or maybe even a bag lady with cats"...and once i say that, prince charming comes over, hands me a cosmopolitan that isn't spiked with some date rape drug, and wants me to have his baby...and i'm like, "sure, why not...my biological clock is ticking"...and we don't have to get married and my fantasy of having a baby will come true...and it'll be a cute baby too...
Subject : already broke my new year's resolutions
Posted Date: : Jan 3, 2007 8:33 AM
okay, i already managed to break my new year's resolutions...losing weight became a challenge because i forgot i was on the anorexic diet and ate food...damn!!!
and then i also managed to buy this really really cute marc jacobs dress...so there goes my no shopping resolution...damn!!!
and then i also managed to buy this really really cute marc jacobs dress...so there goes my no shopping resolution...damn!!!
Subject : new year's resolutions
Posted Date: : Jan 1, 2007 3:16 PM
okay...partying for new year's went without a hitch...partied at universal with my boyfriend and girlfriends and was cut off after 1 1/2 drinks...so that makes it a quite successful nite...
...so now i've decided to post my new year's resolutions and hopefully i actually keep to them...so here they are:
1. lose weight, get down to 95 lbs.
2. exercise...and when i say exercise,
i really mean taking some hip hop
dance classes on a regular basis
3. quit shopping
4. maintain a relationship...or at least
be in one for at least a year...
5. save money
i guess that's pretty much it...other than that, i'm pretty perfect...ha ha...
...so now i've decided to post my new year's resolutions and hopefully i actually keep to them...so here they are:
1. lose weight, get down to 95 lbs.
2. exercise...and when i say exercise,
i really mean taking some hip hop
dance classes on a regular basis
3. quit shopping
4. maintain a relationship...or at least
be in one for at least a year...
5. save money
i guess that's pretty much it...other than that, i'm pretty perfect...ha ha...
Subject : what i got for christmas...
Posted Date: : Dec 29, 2006 5:35 PM
...my sister loc got me a muse c.d. and the devil wears prada so that was really cool...my other sister, nhan, gave me cash which made me feel like a ten-year-old but that's all good, my pseudo-boyfriend got me this book entitled "why men marry bitches", a mixed c.d., and two sweaters, and my mother got me this really cute black sweater...
...and then i also got a boyfriend for christmas which was quite unexpected...i mean, can you get a boyfriend for christmas? i've never received a boyfriend for christmas before...then again, i've never been single for christmas before...it was kinda cool...i could use a boyfriend...yeah, it may cramp my dating life but i was kinda single for a good two months...so anyway, i'm psyched about the boyfriend...i wish the boyfriend could have came wrapped in a cute red bow, but that wasn't the case...i wish i could have given all my single girlfriends boyfriends for christmas cause that was kinda cool i got one...
...but anyway, so those were the things i got for christmas...strange...i received teenager type of gifts and a boyfriend...i wonder if there are other people out there who got a boyfriend for christmas? hmmm...
...and then i also got a boyfriend for christmas which was quite unexpected...i mean, can you get a boyfriend for christmas? i've never received a boyfriend for christmas before...then again, i've never been single for christmas before...it was kinda cool...i could use a boyfriend...yeah, it may cramp my dating life but i was kinda single for a good two months...so anyway, i'm psyched about the boyfriend...i wish the boyfriend could have came wrapped in a cute red bow, but that wasn't the case...i wish i could have given all my single girlfriends boyfriends for christmas cause that was kinda cool i got one...
...but anyway, so those were the things i got for christmas...strange...i received teenager type of gifts and a boyfriend...i wonder if there are other people out there who got a boyfriend for christmas? hmmm...
Subject : what happens in vegas...
Posted Date: : Dec 25, 2006 6:10 PM
vegas completely rocked this weekend...i obviously just got back from a very long weekend which surprisingly flew by really quick...managed to party for three days straight and i'm completely feeling it...so, i would give details of my trip but you know the saying...what happens in vegas stays in vegas...i know, sooo cliche!!!
the funny thing about partying in vegas for three days straight is that you bump into the same guys who hit on you at the various clubs and then you kinda have to remember the name you gave them...i was trying to do the commercial thing where the girls gave out different names but it ended up being kinda lame cause they don't remember your name anyway...
so the great thing about vegas besides hitting some fabulous clubs [managed to go to pure, tryst,and tao] was the fabulous stores at the forum...i completely heart the forum...okay, now i'm completely going on a tangent...totally need to be somewhat productive like plan my new year's outfit and relax...much love, xoxo xxxx oooo Lo.
the funny thing about partying in vegas for three days straight is that you bump into the same guys who hit on you at the various clubs and then you kinda have to remember the name you gave them...i was trying to do the commercial thing where the girls gave out different names but it ended up being kinda lame cause they don't remember your name anyway...
so the great thing about vegas besides hitting some fabulous clubs [managed to go to pure, tryst,and tao] was the fabulous stores at the forum...i completely heart the forum...okay, now i'm completely going on a tangent...totally need to be somewhat productive like plan my new year's outfit and relax...much love, xoxo xxxx oooo Lo.
Subject : the most tragic thing to happen to me like ever
Posted Date: : Dec 21, 2006 6:04 PM
okay...so i'm hitting vegas for the weekend and i've been struck with this nasty ass zit on my forehead...why does life keep handing me lemons? there's only sooo much lemonade i can drink...this zit is sooo not going to match my outfits...damn...why does life have to suck sometimes?other than that, i'm quite excited about hitting vegas for the holidays for the first time...planning on getting boozed up and when i say boozed up, i really mean, two drinks max...hey, i'm a cheap date...and when i say two drinks...i really mean two drinks for the entire weekend...
anyway, back to this zit...hopefully, it goes away...so not only am i now officially fat, i also have a zit...what did i do to deserve this? i swear, i've been somewhat good this year...and when i say somewhat good, i really mean, i wasn't really that bad...
been spending most of my day planning my new year's plans...so the plan is ... r u ready for this? i, Lo, plan on getting plastered...okay, i know, what else is new? i'm turning into a broken record cause that's all i ever do when i go out...i'm getting way too old for this shit...i gotta be serious and find myself a husband, ... if not a husband, someone who can get me preggers cause being preggers is sooo hot right now...
can you find the man of your dreams at a new year's party? i'm actually hoping for a "when harry met sally" moment when some lame ass dorky friend of mine comes rushing into the club i'll be at and tells me he is completely in love with me...and then i'm going to say to him..."hmmm...not into you cause i'd rather be an old maid or maybe even a bag lady with cats"...and once i say that, prince charming comes over, hands me a cosmopolitan that isn't spiked with some date rape drug, and wants me to have his baby...and i'm like, "sure, why not...my biological clock is ticking"...and we don't have to get married and my fantasy of having a baby will come true...and it'll be a cute baby too...
Subject : i am seriously a pig
Posted Date: : Dec 19, 2006 3:13 PM
this is now why i am officially fat...this morning, i wolfed down two sausage mcMuffins because it tasted so damn good when it hit my lips...i couldn't help myself...i passed mcDonald's and had to stop by and get them...and since mcDonald's now takes credit cards, i felt i deserved it...there was no holding me back...
...i really should change my profile picture because that was a picture of me when i weighed 97 lbs. and now that i've hit the triple digits, i obviously don't look like that any longer...i'll try to get some new pictures of me taken when i hit vegas this weekend and upload those pics...i'll call those pics, me...as the fat girl...so be on the lookout for those...
Subject : fat and loving it
Posted Date: : Dec 19, 2006 8:05 AM
okay, i managed to go down to 97 lbs. when i like starved myself for like a week and then i decided to do something crazy like eat so now i'm back to triple digits which would be great for chubby chasers but i want a guy who is more than just a chubby chaser...a guy who is funny, smart, ambitious, and superfine. a guy who can also spoil me wouldn't hurt.
since being single, i signed up for online dating for like a second. i quickly closed my account because i couldn't take the rejection. it was incredibly painful. now i know what it's like to be a person who gets rejected...it wasn't fun...i mean, the guys didn't even get a chance to see what i looked like and i totally got blew off...i mean, one of the questions was:
what is the most important quality you look for in a guy?
i wrote "that he's not a cheap bastard"
i mean, i thought it was funny but they probably took it to be me being a high maintennance gold digger...i mean, is that such a bad thing?
another question was:
what are the 5 things you can't live without?
i wrote:
1. my michael kors wedges
2. my bloomingdales bed sheets
3. my blue cult jeans
4. my cooking shoes
5. my granny panties
i thought this list would definitely pull in the guys...i mean, hey, i wear panties...doesn't that count for something?
the last question on the list was:
what are you looking for:
i wrote, "the man of my dreams"
gosh, guys are just getting way too complicated...
so due to my terrible luck at online dating, i'm now considering attempting speed dating next month but i'm quite unsure if i want to blow $40 on the off chance that i might meet my future husband. initially, i thought it would come with drinks but apparently drinks are separate...so basically, i'm looking at blowing $60 for the night which is basically dinner money for me for the entire month when i could hit a bar, get in for free, meet ten random strangers, and have them get me drinks...so by paying money to meet ten to fifteen different strangers, wouldn't that be like me paying for a prostitute? i'm not so sure if i'm ready for that...
back to the drawing board...
since being single, i signed up for online dating for like a second. i quickly closed my account because i couldn't take the rejection. it was incredibly painful. now i know what it's like to be a person who gets rejected...it wasn't fun...i mean, the guys didn't even get a chance to see what i looked like and i totally got blew off...i mean, one of the questions was:
what is the most important quality you look for in a guy?
i wrote "that he's not a cheap bastard"
i mean, i thought it was funny but they probably took it to be me being a high maintennance gold digger...i mean, is that such a bad thing?
another question was:
what are the 5 things you can't live without?
i wrote:
1. my michael kors wedges
2. my bloomingdales bed sheets
3. my blue cult jeans
4. my cooking shoes
5. my granny panties
i thought this list would definitely pull in the guys...i mean, hey, i wear panties...doesn't that count for something?
the last question on the list was:
what are you looking for:
i wrote, "the man of my dreams"
gosh, guys are just getting way too complicated...
so due to my terrible luck at online dating, i'm now considering attempting speed dating next month but i'm quite unsure if i want to blow $40 on the off chance that i might meet my future husband. initially, i thought it would come with drinks but apparently drinks are separate...so basically, i'm looking at blowing $60 for the night which is basically dinner money for me for the entire month when i could hit a bar, get in for free, meet ten random strangers, and have them get me drinks...so by paying money to meet ten to fifteen different strangers, wouldn't that be like me paying for a prostitute? i'm not so sure if i'm ready for that...
back to the drawing board...
Subject : the good shepherd
Posted Date: : Dec 19, 2006 8:02 AM
saw the good shepherd last nite and it sucked...okay, it didn't totally sucked...it was just kinda boring and when i say boring, i really mean matt damon isn't hot enough of an actor to keep me awake. so yeah, watch it if you want but don't expect much because i didn't expect much and i didn't get much...
Subject : my very own personal trainer
Posted Date: : Dec 6, 2006 6:58 PM
so apparently i've managed to lose 1 friggin lb. so now i'm completely desperate...i made an appointment with a personal trainer next week in an attempt to lose 8 more lbs. he says i'm being unrealistic...what's unrealistic about a 27 year old girl wanting to weigh 92 lbs.? okay, maybe i'll settle for 95 lbs. so anyway, definitely psyched about having a personal trainer...maybe i'll get toned and then maybe i'll look really hot...somehow i doubt it...my personal trainer says he'll create a work-out plan for me...he can't promise i'm gonna have that really skinny look i'm looking for but at least i'll look healthy...how exciting is that?
Subject : toughest break-up, like ever
Posted Date: : Nov 28, 2006 5:42 PM
officially tipped the scale at 101 lbs. i am now officially fat and when i say fat, i really mean normal size in the midwest...my metabolism is slowing down...i've never hit the three digits before...so now i've vowed to break-up with junk food...it's just sooo damn hard cause once the grease hits your lips...it's soooo good...i guess i shouldn't have been eating sausage mcmuffins every other day...that was a bad habit i was picking up...so, i've now started cooking for myself in an attempt to eat healthier and my cheap attempt at losing weight without resorting to my old habit of like starving myself...figured i'm an adult now and adults eat...the whole eating disorder thing isn't so hot when you're, let's say 27 years old...i really should start working out too...maybe when i'm not losing the weight in a month, i'll start hitting the gym...aww...life sucks...
Subject : james bond
Posted Date: : Nov 19, 2006 6:04 PM
james bond was relatively a decent movie...it would have been an even better movie if i could actually understand what people were saying...totally wasn't aware that it was a foreign movie...note to whoever made this movie..."subtitles are a must." thanks for listening. p.s. the bond girl was hot!!!
Subject : my fabulous friday
Posted Date: : Nov 17, 2006 1:25 PM
completely spending this glorious friday doing laundry...it's really exciting...sorting the clothes, putting it in the washer...so much stuff going on...okay...i'm bored..this laundry thing is killing me...how do people do it? i'm attempting to multitask by burning c.d.s and watch the telly but i'm still amazing bored...maybe i'll go weigh myself now...okay, i'm officially fat...i'm weighing in at 99 lbs. that explains why i'm having a hard time fitting into my jeans...gosh, how am i gonna live with myself...ha ha...i'm currently watching keith ablow and there's this sex therapist that's gonna be on whose last name is cox...ha ha...how apropos...okay, gotta take my mind out of the gutter...will be spending tonite grabbing dinner with a friend...okay i better go before i bore everyone about my quite boring day...
Subject : disneyland is the happiest place on earth...NOT!!!
Posted Date: : Nov 13, 2006 3:30 PM
nuff said...
Subject : borat is da bomb!!!
Posted Date: : Nov 9, 2006 7:42 AM
i saw borat last weekend and it is the bomb!!! and when i say bomb...it was completely awesome...i am now currently in love with borat...he can totally snatch me up in his wedding bag and marry me...if anything, i thought he was too good for pamela anderson anyway...i mean, she's plastic and he's real....
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