Sunday, January 18, 2009

surprise surprise...i'm a movie critic

i saw stepbrothers yesterday starring will ferrell and that other guy...and i have to say, most AMAZING movie like ever...greatest movie of our generation...i give it 4 stars out of 5...it was seriously that good...my fave scene is when the two stepbrothers [who are 40 years old] go into their parents room and is like, "can we make a bunkbed? it's give us room to do activities" and the dad is like, "u guys are grown ups...do whatever u want" and the stepbrothers are like, "so does that mean we can?" and the mom finally says yes and one of them is like, "you won't regret this." and so they go into their room and their all excited and will ferrell is like, "we have sooo much room for activities" and they make the bunk bed and the top bunk falls on top of will...i swear...u have to see the movie...sooo damn hilarious...

another scene i liked in the movie was when will sings for the first time to his step bro and his step bro is like in tears cause he's sooo touched and like, "that's the voice of an angel"...to which i just completely crack up cause will's voice totally sucks but the step bro is sooo supportive and loves him...it just reminds me of my bf...like he'll look at me at times and be like, "you look like an angel" and i stare directly back at him and i'm like, "r u on crack?" and then i proceed to pretend to barf...cause why? i'm the most nicest gf like ever...

another movie that i need to quickly review is "The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons"...i saw that over the xmas holiday...i was seriously super psyched about watching it and it was pretty good...i also give it 4 stars out of a scale of 5...but instead of reviewing it, i'd rather give the movie a new title which is..."The Curious Case of the Deadbeat Father"...it's basically the story of a guy who gets his long time love preggers and leaves her to fend for herself and the baby...i swear...he was a total douchebag...his excuse was that it's cause he's getting younger and didn't want her to have to take care of two kids...i'm like...whatever...so it's best to just leave her??? i swear, men are complete DOUCHEBAGS...except for my bf, obviously...

BREAKING NEWS!!! btw...my bf just informed me not to eat peanut butter cause there's an outbreak of salmonella...

okay, back to important stuff...like about myself...today will be spent cleaning...oh yeah, and hitting kress tonite...that should be fun...although i lack skanky wear...i guess that's it...xoxox...btw...i'm super psyched about "He's Not That Into"...that movie is gonna be the bomb!!! i can feel it in my bones...

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