obama is officially president today...that was quite exciting...okay...so now back to me...cause i'm an attention whore...but seriously, i'm psyched he's our president cause palin was pretty lame...
okay...now really back to me...
i've been listening to adele all day...the entire album is seriously good...
i went to work today despite having bad cramps...it seriously sucks being of the female species...
at work, this patient brought in her cute little 7 week year old baby...baby was sooo damn cute...she even let me carry the baby which was quite exciting...i love babies...like i like them sometimes more than i like chloe handbags...but only sometimes...
OMG...my sister and my bf is taking me to hawaii for my 30th birthday!!! how awesome is that? okay...the good news is that i get to hit hawaii for my birthday...the bad news is that now i have to seriously go on a diet...there is NO WAY i'm gonna look fat in a bikini...i seriously need to lose like 5 lbs. and if i do my job right, i should lose 10 lbs. so i can be like nicole richie skinny...that is gonna be soooo hot....sooo hot...
i also decided to call my ex ex bf today to tell him to stop calling me...and of course, i decide to do this while i'm at work...so i'm in my office and i call the douchebag or shall i say, Dr. Douchebag...here's how the call went:
Lo: hi...this is Lo. i need u to stop calling me.
Dr. Douchebag: i'm at work right now.
Lo: r u seeing a patient?
Dr. Douchebag: yeah.
[Lo...i'm like, why the fuck is he picking up his phone?]
Lo: well...i need u to seriously stop calling me.
[at this moment, my boss walks into my office to hand me some work so i'm like all quiet for a moment cause i don't want her to see me making a personal call while i'm supposed to be working.]
Dr. Douchebag: can i call u right back?
Lo: [in a panic cause my boss is standing in front of me] uh...yeah.
i hang up the phone....and then i'm like, wtf? i was supposed to say, "NO!!! No u can't call me back...you're NEVER supposed to call me like ever." so then since i didn't want him calling me back...i call him back which heads right into voicemail which is perfect cause i didn't want to talk to him...this was the message i left:
Lo: [to voicemail] yeah...it's me again...seeriously, please don't call me to say hi. don't call me to check up on me. i'm fine...seriously fine and happy. have a great life. bye.
He of course calls me back 5 minutes later. this is the continuation of our conversation:
Dr. Douchebag: why don't u want me calling u?
Lo: didn't u get my message?
Dr. Douchebag: yeah, i got the message. u said, don't call.
Lo: EXACTLY!!!
Dr. Douchebag: why don't u want me to call u? why can't i talk to u once in a while? what's the harm?
Lo: i seriously just want u out of my life. i don't want to be friends. i'm over it. besides, if i don't want my current bf talking to his past girlfriends or girls that like him, i'm choosing to do the same. i'm actually respecting the person i'm with and i wish you'd respect my wishes. so this is it.
Dr. Douchebag: uh...okay.
[and then i hung up the phone]
so that was that...i swear, we broke up like over a year ago and it's been like the longest break up of all fucking break-ups...i guess that's the best part of my last relationship...my most recent ex, after our big FINAL break-up, we never spoke to each other...it seriously makes things easier...i'm quickly learning that u can never be friends with your exes...or why would u even choose to? i used to be able to be friends with my exes but now i realize, i prefer to keep my past in my past and seriously move on...besides, i would never want to do anything that would jeopardize my current relationship...it's like i'm actually ready to be in a relationship or something...to actually think about someone other than myself...
and OMG...last nite's episode of gossip girl was like sooo seriously HOT...and of course, i'm just referring to the hawtness that is chuck bass...the scene where he kick's his uncle's ass in the bathroom was beyond amazing...i love that boy...seriously love him...like love him more than he could ever know...like that kind of crazy love....haha...
tonite will be spent chilling out and reading my bf's maxim magazine...xoxo...
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