planning my make believe wedding

so yesterday, i was driving home from work and i saw this bridal store with this sign that said "75% off inventory" and i'm like, wtf? i totally need to check it out and get myself a wedding dress...okay...so no, i am NOT engaged but i know it's gonna happen like soon. how do i know that you may ask...well, i can feel it in my bones...besides, i've told my bf i wanna get married like STAT so i figured, if u wish it, it will happen...besides, he knows i've been wanting to get married since forever...it's a lifelong dream and passion of mine...haha..

anyway, i enter this bridal dress store and it's filled with the ugliest dresses i have ever seen...the dresses are like white and puffy which makes me want to throw up...the sales lady finally helps me find one that is somewhat bearable...it's strapless, lacey, and NOT PUFFY...i do not want to look like an asian princess on my wedding day [which i hope will come one day]...

so the sales lady and i had a conversation and it went something like this:

sales lady: so when is your wedding date?
Lo: uh...we haven't set a date yet.
sales lady: is it going to be this year?
Lo: no.
sales lady: next year?
Lo: i told u, i don't know.
sales lady: when did he propose?
Lo: i don't even want to talk about it.

i mean, i should have just lied and threw out a date vs. looking like some crazy sad girl who is looking at wedding dresses although she's not getting married [yet]...

Lo: can u just tell me how much this dress is?
sales lady: i can give it to u for $500...
Lo: $500??? but it's a size 8 and i'm a size 0.
sales lady: i can throw in free alterations for you. i mean, if u want me to order u a new one, it's gonna cost $150 more.
Lo: what? $650? it's not in my budget...oh wells.
sales lady: u wanna try it on?

since i figured i was already there, i figured why not...

Lo: sure.

so we go into the room and she wants to put the dress on for me and i'm like, "whoa lady...i gotta dress myself. i'm uncomfortable with people seeing me naked." the reason why i didn't want her to see me in my undies was cause i was wearing this thick ass maxi pad and that's not cool or cute to look at...yes, i'm a total disaster and a crazy mess...

anyway, i try on the dress and it doesn't look bad...i mean, 5 bills for a wedding dress is quite cheap but since i didn't crazy love it, i put it back...

the lady tries to show me more dresses but i am not paying $1000 for a dress...i mean, u wear the dress for a couple hours and then u never wear it again so i really can't justify paying that kind of money for it...besides, i think most wedding dresses are pretty ugly..so now i think i'm gonna be forced to just design my own wedding dress and have my mom sew it for me...

after that fiasco, i went home and made jello cause i was seriously craving jello...it's funny cause i rarely have food cravings but i've been craving jello, carl's jr. and doritos...i must be pregnant with jesus' baby...like seriously...

and then i grabbed sushi with a gf for dinner...i told her what my make believe wedding budget is and she gave me some locations i should look into...so now i'm gonna force my bf to check out wedding locations this weekend...i'm sure he'll be thrilled...like as thrilled as he'll be when he gets to watch "Bride Wars" starring Kate Hudson and Ann Hathaway with me this weekend...i swear, my bf is one really lucky guy!!! haha...xoxo...