my last nite...i really need to stop the drama...xoxo...

i seriously need to cut out the drama in my life....like seriously...i mean, drama ensues with something as innocent as a bday dinner....

so yesterday, i managed to spend a good thirty minutes finally doing some office work and the next two hours napping....yes, i'm very efficient...anyway, my girlfriend [I] calls me up cause she wants to take me out to celebrate my bday before we hit our friend, K's, bday party at Social in Hollywood...i was of course, like, sure, that sounds like fun...

my bf and i pick up my friend and her man Guitar [yes, that's really his name...i wish i was genius enough to make it up...coolest name like ever!!!] and we go grab sushi in Montrose at this place called Blue Fish [or i think that's the name...can't exactly remember]....anyway, as we're waiting for our table outside the restaurant, it kinda sprinkles a little bit...i'm like, "shit, should we just get a table inside cause it might rain vs. just grabbing the first available table?" Guitar is like, "yeah, that's a great idea." but after waiting for half an hour and with the possibility of getting to the club too late, i decided to just go with the first available table which obviously was outside...upon sitting down, we inform the waitress that it might rain and she tells us that she'll give us the first available table inside...i'm like, coolios...

so we order a bunch of food and of course, as soon as our entrees come out, it begins to sprinkle...completely freaks me out and i'm like, "this is bullshit....i am SOOO not gonna eat with rain water on my fucking food." i tell the server and she's like, "there's no tables yet." i was like, "well, can u have the food brought to the kitchen while we wait for a table cause i don't want to be eating with it sprinkling on and off?" i swear, it took like 5 minutes until she did something about it...she was like, "it's not raining now" and i was like, "i told u, it's sprinking on and off." i mean, i swear, what is up with my servers this weekend?

anyway, so while all this is going on, some lady who was waiting for a table makes a comment directed to my group and says, "it's not raining so much. why don't u just hurry up ane eat?" and i'm like, oh no she didn't...fucking stupid bitch...i'm gonna cut her...and by cut her, not do anything cause i don't wanna get arrested for assault...i just looked at her and was like, "why don't u guys take our table and eat out here with the offchance of rain?" and under my breath, i said, "u stupid bitch"...she then says, "yeah, maybe we will." and then her old husband or father gives me a dirty look and i glare at him back...

so after like ten minutes, we finally get a table indoors and we finally get to eat our meal...as i was eating, i was like, "they better not seat that stupid bitch and old guy next to me...i'm soooo gonna have a cow. i also bet that they won't take a table outdoors if it was offered to them cause who is gonna want their meal ruined with rain on it?" that couple ended up being seated two tables from us which was lucky for them cause i was ready to like totally throw down...and by throw down, give them dirty looks and eat my meal in silence...honestly, i was upset cause i felt she had no right to say what she said cause she didn't want to wait longer for her fucking table...and it upset me cause my friends and i had been waiting like close to an hour for our table until we were finally seated...i mean, if i saw people eating and it began to sprinkle, i would completely understand if they wanted to go inside and i woudn't make comments to make them feel bad about it...

all in all, my dinner was not bad besides the fact that i almost got in the biggest fight of my life...haha...after dinner, i finish off my prednisone [yeah, it was my last day of having to take it] cause i need to take it on a full stomach...which of course quickly became a bad idea...

as we head to the club, i make my bf stop by a rite aid cause my stomach was killing me...i swear, within 20 minutes of taking prednisone, i was dying...i don't get why other people tell me it's great cause it makes them fat and lets them eat, but it makes me have stomach issues all day and when i finally do eat so i can take the damn drug, i can't keep food in...i swear, it's more like a fucking laxative...i'm also all wired during the nite and can't sleep so i'm like all grouchy during the day...okay, i'm reading the side effects on the drug's pamplet...it basically says u can get stomach upset [check], headache [check], dizziness, trouble sleeping [check], or weight gain may occur. it also says u can get puffy face, seizures, trouble breathing, irregular heartbeat, along with a host of other crazy things...it's like when u watch those drug commercials for the pill, or lowering your cholesterol medication, or medication for depression, etc. and it's like the side effects are worst the the actual symptoms that you're trying to cure for...

okay, honestly, i shouldn't complain, my rash is seriously going away and i guess the benefits do outweigh the side effects that i've had to deal with this past week...

anway, back to my story...so i run out of the car and into the rite aid and try to make a mad dash to the restroom and the rite aid employee tells me the women's restroom key is missing so i'd have to use the men's restroom...i'm like, oh no...my nightmare is coming true...so i get my ass into the men's restroom and lock the bathroom door and it's soooo damn disgusting...the toilet is moving and totally crusty...the bathroom smells, the floor is not cleaned and there is NO fucking toilet paper...i stand there for a second and want to cry...like really badly...but i chalk it up...grab some toilet seat covers and deal with it...

and of course, when i go to wash my hands, there's no fucking soap in the dispenser...i finally manage to make it out of the restroom where my bf and my friends are waiting for me...i swear, i'm such a fucking disaster...

we finally make it to the club in which we are on the guestlist which is retarded cause the guestlist line was longer than the normal line, but whatever...we ended up waiting like 30 minutes so it wasn't too bad...my bf grabs me an OJ/cranberry drink and i commence to hang out with my gfs...it was funny cause my gfs and i were dressed all covered up...i mean, i was wearing this 70's style hippie shirt in order to hide my nasty skin rash, my friend [I] was wearing crop pants and this cute emerald blouse, J was wearing this sparkly top with jeans, and T was wearing this black, long sleeved dress cause she was under the weather...she looked like a grandmother...but a hot grandmother, of course...it was kinda funny cause when we normally go out, we try to dress as skanky as we could...hey, we gotta compete with the young 20 year olds in the skankiest outwear department...anyway, the bday girl [K] finally arrives. K totally looks smoking with her white mini skirt and cute cute PINK top and we celebrate with her...we also spend a lot of the evening hanging out...btw...there was also drama at the club but i obviously can't disclose that cause it involves my friends and they're gonna kill me for divulging serious info...let's put it this way, it involves boys and it involves girls...

at around midnite, i decide to leave early cause my snakeskin stillettos were killing me and i was completely sober. i'm pretty sure my bf was completely relieved to go...he hates clubbing but he basically goes for me...i know, he's the greatest!!!

oh yeah, before i forget, at the club, i bumped into a friend who got engaged over valentine's day weekend and her ring was GORGEOUS...her bf had gotten her this 2.56 carat diamond round brilliant stone on a CARTIAR band...i was like, holy shit...that's huge...i mean, i'm sure he must have spent at least $50K on it cause he actually got it at CARTIER...she tells me she doesn't like the ring cause it's not vintage style and was gonna go the next day to exchange the band...i'm like, wtf? if some dude got me a huge cartier rock, i'd keep it AS IS...besides, cartier is known for their cartier band which is like this simple and totally gorgeous very modern looking band...i swear, it's like hitting papa john's and not order pizza and ask for like a house salad that u can get anywhere else...honestly, if my bf picked out something like that, i would definitely not exchange it...rather, i'd take that gorgeous ring and try to pawn it...i'm sure i could try to get half of it's money back and pay off all my bills...i swear, the ring was beautiful but i'd be too nervous to actually wear it...that ring would be worth more than myself...i'm not even insured...if anything, i'm in the negative by like a lot...okay, seriously, who am i fooling? if i got something like that, i would totally cherish it cause it's like worth more than my condo...i kid...my condo is worth slightly more than that ring...but not by much [due to the bad economy and housing market]...haha...

anway, so that was my saturday nite...good times and drama as usual...i really need to quit stepping out my house if i wanna avoid trouble...i swear, am i the DRAMA or does drama never fails to follow me??? it's like, what comes first? the chicken or the egg???

today will be spent finishing up my office work cause i'm totally behind due to my hawaii trip and spending quiet quality time with the bf...i know...it gets crazy in this GLENDALE hood!!! xoxo...